Banana Guards

http://stores.ebay.com/BananaGuardian

I'm speechless.

Well, bananas don't do too well in bookbags and stuff.

There is a legitimate use after all.

If you all could see my stats now, It would show my morale at critical levels.....:cry:

looks like a dildo store

Could make some interesting ice-bananas with that.

.... I must have one.

Quote:

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as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

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:lol:

Hey, this is serious.

Those bruises make it get all mushy and taste shitty.

It's just that the term "banana trauma" is hilarious.