Britney Spears Marries Dancer Dude *Updated page two

From www.ETOnline.com

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ET has confirmed that BRITNEY SPEARS and her dancer fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE tied the knot Saturday night in a surprise ceremony in Studio City, CA. The bride wore a white strapless dress and Kevin donned a tuxedo as the two exchanged vows during a non-denominational ceremony. Twenty to thirty guests, including Britney's mother and sister, were on-hand for the event, which took place around midnight in a white tent erected in the backyard of a private home. Afterwards, everyone dined on a feast of chicken fingers, ribs and waldorf salad while music played from a boombox.

ET was there as the beaming bride left the house in the early hours of Sunday morning and headed to Hollywood's famed nightclub, Dublin's, for a 2 a.m. reception. A laughing Britney and her brand-new husband departed the home in a black SUV. The rest of the guests emerged wearing sweatsuits -- the girls in pink, the boys in white with the word "Pimps" embroidered on the back. Even Kevin's father got into the stylish sweats mix -- but his actually said "Pimp Daddy!"

New bride Britney also donned a pink sweatsuit as she danced with her new hubby, and even performed a provocative pole dance. Fellow club-goers were apparently thrilled to see the famous pair there, but left them alone.

We'll have exclusive video on Monday night's "Entertainment Tonight."

Marrying Federline makes Britney more than a new wife, she's also now step-mom to Federline's 2-year-old and newborn baby with "Moesha" actress SHAR JACKSON.

This is the second marriage in nine months for the songbird. (Her first, to friend JASON ALLEN ALEXANDER, was annulled only 55 hours after it began.) She met Kevin while he was dancing for LFO, a group that opened for Britney in 2000, but the pair's romantic relationship began in April of this year after they met again at a trendy Hollywood club. An injury brought the couple even closer.

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Sounds like some feast. Anyone wanna bet how long this one will last?

This chick is going to be great in about 10 years.

You can see the fat girl just waiting to get out of her, just like Jennifer Tilly. Fucking fantastic.

annulment in three- two - one......

Wow, she is just utter trash.

chicken fingers? sweat suits? Isn't she supposed to be rich?

Waldorf salad kicks ass! My Grandma makes that every x-mas & thanksgiving.

If your future wife complains about you wanting to rent out an arcade for teh wedding reception, you can always remind her it could be worse....:lol:

Celebrities (especially pop-stars) should be banned from getting married, there's virtually no point.

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An injury brought the couple even closer.

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This whole thing sounds like one big injury to me.

Classy reception.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

Classy reception.

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The only way it could have been classier is if it were held at the Hooters her mom was working at when she got knocked up.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Celebrities (especially pop-stars) should be banned from getting married, there's virtually no point.

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its getting to seem like this anymore, the only hope is that we just hear about the headcases, whereas the stable ones are too boring to write about. Now given the timetable, aguilera will try to copy the act next year by marrying a dancer for b2k or somethign..and nobody will care.

Britney is yet another example of the tacky, soulless mental case growing up in the entertainment industry turns you into.

I feel bad for her husband. He almost had it made but was forced at the last second to sign a pre-nup. Guy could have backed the Brinks truck up to the house...

I was really happy that no one had made a thread about this. Way to let me down.

You can take the girl out of the white trash, but you cant take the white trash out of the girl.

First, fuck all yall talking bad about chicken fingers and BBQ ribs. Thems good eating. Secondly, to everyone saying how low-class and backwater it is let me remind you President Bush had an almost indentical menu at his inauguration party.

And let me remind YOU that President Bush is a backwater idiot.

See, it all makes sense.

I agree. My goal was pointing out the hypocrisy of people (diffx) snidely remarking what white trash Britney Spears is, when the person they're supporting for the highest political office in the world is no different. It's something to think about.

Why are you talking about President Bush in this thread? Are you obsessed or something?

When my alternative is talking about some pop-star's latest marital shenanigans, yes I'd rather turn the topic to something constructive.

I mean really, where else are we going to go with this thread? Yeah she got married, again. Will it last? Probably not. Who cares? Wake me up when the honeymoon video hits KaZaa.

It's funny because all of her cultural capital has been wasted over the past year or two. Also, Timberlake completely owned her with his album. Remember, just a few years ago she was the biggest celebrity in the US. Now she's a laughingstock.

You really like throwing around that 'cultural capital' term lately. I guess I can't blame you, it does sound kinda cool.

Anyway, any attempted owning by Justin Timberlake is null and void because of how ridiculous he is trying to epitomize the white teenage suburbanites attempts at being 'street' and 'ghetto'. I'm sorry Justin, but a soft voice and popping-and-locking doesn't exactly scream gangster to me. I wouldn't be frightened at all if you were walking behind me on a sidewalk at night, in fact I think you'd be more scared of me.

Timberlake was smart, he probably saw where she was going and cut off all ties with her. He's still doing great and she's turned into Liz Taylor.

Waldorf salad - if its what I think it is, could be possibly the most disgusting food on the earth. Isn't it lettuce, grapes and mayonaise?

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Originally Posted by Xeno G

The only way it could have been classier is if it were held at the Hooters her mom was working at when she got knocked up.

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Ooooooh, sheeeet!

Zzzzzzzzing! :link:

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Secondly, to everyone saying how low-class and backwater it is let me remind you President Bush had an almost indentical menu at his inauguration party.

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...Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Anyway, any attempted owning by Justin Timberlake is null and void because of how ridiculous he is trying to epitomize the white teenage suburbanites attempts at being 'street' and 'ghetto'.

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He's probably doing it just to make money. Which he seems to be doing a good job at.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

He's probably doing it just to make money. Which he seems to be doing a good job at.

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True, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous in my eyes.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

True, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous in my eyes.

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Feel free, hell, it's not like I respect the man. But then, if I was offered a couple million to be a non-scary pretend "gangsta" I'd drop whatever else I was doing in a second. I've got my price.

EDIT: Actually, now it's not for sure.

"Britney and new hubby not faking it - Newlywed couple still haven't filed marriage license, however"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6073166/

Whatever.

I hope she gets aids.

God, will she ever just go away?

She has to be the most un-intelligent, attention seeker in the whole freakin' world.

I'm glad to see that our government's fight to keep the sanctity of marriage intact is working.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Britney is yet another example of the tacky, soulless mental case growing up in the entertainment industry turns you into.

I feel bad for her husband. He almost had it made but was forced at the last second to sign a pre-nup. Guy could have backed the Brinks truck up to the house...

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Is anybody else with me on the, "she's really schizo", argument. Dude no exaggeration, I really think she has a massive, not so well hidden, mental condition.

Can someone bring up that Diane Saywer interview where she like completely, had a nervous breakdown and recovered in five seconds?

I think that video needs to be sent to ever 8-11 year old britney fan.

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Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy

Is anybody else with me on the, "she's really schizo", argument. Dude no exaggeration, I really think she has a massive, not so well hidden, mental condition.

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I think she has a condition, where, every couple of months, she has to have some huge ordeal where she can get all the attention for something so stupid, because her music and acting career has tanked but she still needs to be in the public eye.

exactly...all her bopper fans have grown up and are not giving her the attention she craves. No one talks abouther on MTV or much music unless its about another attention grabber. I didn't even know she had a new music video, untill it was mentioned AFTER a B. Brown story (she sampled his song) :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Roufuss

I think she has a condition, where, every couple of months, she has to have some huge ordeal where she can get all the attention for something so stupid, because her music and acting career has tanked but she still needs to be in the public eye.

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Find and watch the Diane Saywer interview.

Your giving her self-awarness level far, far, to much credit.

She has to do this kind of crap to keep he name alive, because every album she has come out has dropped several millions in sales.

She'll divorce this guy at some point so Entertainmet Tonight can spaz over her again for a week. Thats how her entire career has been, its all been based on some sort of shock value. From he first video in a school girl uniform, to her sudden huge boobs, to her striptease on stage, and now marrying these dudes. Shes a loser.

Oh you'll all love this...

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An American magazine is claiming Britney Spears's wedding to Kevin Federline was a hoax. The couple married in a brief ceremony at Studio City, California, on Saturday evening in front of just 25 guests including friends and family members. But the latest edition of Us Weekly features a four-page document signed by the couple, in which they confess they "intend to participate in a 'faux' wedding on September 18, 2004; however, they do not intend to and shall not validly marry one another on said date". Us Weekly claims the couple were unable to obtain a marriage license in time, after both parties wrangled over a prenuptial agreement--so they went ahead with the fake wedding. A spokesperson for Spears, however, insists the magazine report is false: "This is all ludicrous. They are happily married, and I have no reason to believe otherwise."

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I think Spears' spokesperson just got punk'd.

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Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy

Is anybody else with me on the, "she's really schizo", argument. Dude no exaggeration, I really think she has a massive, not so well hidden, mental condition.

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Totally. Growing up in the spotlight robs you of a normal childhood. Without those formative years, growing up into a mental case is almost assured.

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Can someone bring up that Diane Saywer interview where she like completely, had a nervous breakdown and recovered in five seconds?

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Ah, yes. That was too funny (and weird) for words.

Someone needs to turn that into an 'pwned' picture, stat!

It'd also make a spectacular 'attention whore' picture.

The possibilities, my friends, are endless.

When was that?

It was back in 2003. Diane Sawyer interviewed Brit and when she started asking her about her break-up with Justin (I think that's what set her off, anyway, someone correct me if I'm wrong), she suddenly burst into tears yet was COMPLETELY FINE 5 seconds later and carried on like nothing had happened. Bizarre.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

When was that?

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"Strong Britney!"