Questions for Teh Ladies

Answer me this:

Why is it that you chicks freak out like you just caught someone fucking your dog, mother and best friend if they look up your skirt or down your shirt, yet you will walk the fuck around massings of water in nothing more than colored panties and bras?

One of you has to explain this one to me, I'm at a loss.

Also, what purpose does a diamond ring serve to you, beyond showing off to your friends that some poor dumb bastard is willing to throw money down on a completely manufactured and useless item?

Is there a story to go with this? If so, I'm sure it's good.

There is always a story.

I also would like to hear the story that goes with this

shit man I need to catch up with you

you know Im ranked now in Aikido

What the fuck?

Is gotnext down or something?

:P

Very well.

I'm seeing this chick, and she's cool and all that. Not perfect or anything, but it's fun to hang out and all that sort of shit. So, she invites me over to her apartment for some pool action. Now, I'm no fan of community pools, it's like taking a bath with 100 fucking people, but, I figure that her friends will be there and, at the minimum, I'll see some wet tits.

Of course I bring the sunglasses, so as not to see like a complete pervert. Not yet, anyways. Couple of her friends are pretty hot, nice bodies all that and of course I do what anyone would do, and check them all out. There they are, prancing around and all that sort of shit, trying to get the other dudes to notice them.

Hung out with the chick and her friend again at a party, she's got a skirt on. Sitting across from me on a couch. You know where this is going.

She gives me this look like I just tried to sneak up behind her when she wasn't looking, and jam my cock in her ass or something. A sneer is what I believe it would be called. This was some granny ass white cotton shit under there and what can I say? You don't make it a habit to close your legs with a skirt on, a dude is going to do instinct alone and look up that shit.

Cue riot act from the chick and me calling that one a total fucking loss.

GG.

Teh End.

MVS not smooth with the ladies? Never saw that coming.

I'm smooth with the ladies.

Just not smooth with the crazy fucking cunt ladies.

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Originally Posted by MVS

I'm smooth with the ladies.

Just not smooth with the crazy fucking cunt ladies.

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Fair enough.

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Originally Posted by MVS

Hung out with the chick and her friend again at a party, she's got a skirt on. Sitting across from me on a couch. You know where this is going.

She gives me this look like I just tried to sneak up behind her when she wasn't looking, and jam my cock in her ass or something. A sneer is what I believe it would be called. This was some granny ass white cotton shit under there and what can I say? You don't make it a habit to close your legs with a skirt on, a dude is going to do instinct alone and look up that shit.

Cue riot act from the chick and me calling that one a total fucking loss.

GG.

Teh End.

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Yeah I agree with this

It's fucking retarded don't put it on display if you don't want people to look at it

now I'm not saying to stare or anything like that but if you have it out where I can easily see it with out causing strain to myself I'm gonna look and don't be pissed when I do

You don't want some one to see something you cover it up

PM me your AIM or ICQ info and we'll talk, dude.