Questions for Teh Ladies

Okay, I think I've found my solution next time.

Sunglasses indoors.

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Originally Posted by MVS

Okay, I think I've found my solution next time.

Sunglasses indoors.

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My solution is dump that bitch. If she's getting uptight at you checking her panties out, she's inhibited sexually.

This means no FHUTA.

Dude, I'm not going to get a chance to FHUTA anyways. This one's a wash. Live and learn.

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Originally Posted by Mike

MVS: Check out the middle link in my sig.

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At this point I'm tempted to go homo, so there is no worry about that one. What do I need to do first to go homo? Love the cock, dress all nice or throw like a girl? Will the last 2 out of 3 suffice?

Where is Aurora when you need him?

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

If I walk around with my cock out, can I hit people who look at it?

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Actually, you should probably congratulate them on having such excellent vision to be able to point out small moving objects at a distance. *rimshot*

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Originally Posted by MVS

At this point I'm tempted to go homo, so there is no worry about that one.

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Hey, at least if you go homo, you can't EVER get married.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Actually, you should probably congratulate them on having such excellent vision to be able to point out small moving objects at a distance. *rimshot*

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OH SNAP! THAT WAS OFF DA HOOK!

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Originally Posted by Mzo

If you see some skin or panties flashing, your eyes go to it. You can't help it.

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Agreed.

Additionally, I've come to the conclusion that the male's eyes don't even distinguish between attractive/unattractive in regards to skin and underwear. It's almost like there is a sensor inside the male brain that alerts its owner of any and all bearings of skin and undergarments.

I'm sure everyone here can recall countless occasions where an ugly girl had a thong hanging out of her pants and your eyes immediately darted over to the crime scene only to wince in pain after a mere fraction of a second.

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Originally Posted by MVS

Okay, I think I've found my solution next time.

Sunglasses indoors.

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I wear glasses and I've thought about picking up some perscription sunglasses partially so that I'd have an excuse for always wearing them when I go somewhere. Could look at whatever the fuck I want to with nobody knowing.

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Originally Posted by wEEman33

I'm sure everyone here can recall countless occasions where an ugly girl had a thong hanging out of her pants and your eyes immediately darted over to the crime scene only to wince in pain after a mere fraction of a second.

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But it's not just the womens, who can honestly say they didn't notice David Bowie's huge tossel in "The Labyrinth"? Or.... am I just gay?

Eh, I have noticed that. But not as fast as when it is a chick. But yeah, if you watch that movie enough, you will eventually notice them.