Papernapkin.net

http://www.papernapkin.net/

If some douchebag is trying to get in your pants, this is the perfect way to tell him/her off. When they ask for any contact info, give them [anyname]@papernapkin.net
When they send a message to that address, they'll immediately get a rejection letter sent back to them. Any particularly funny letters or responses or to this rejection letter are posted on the site for all to ridicule.

So give it a try sometime.

Awesome.

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Originally Posted by papernapkin email

Ha ha, just kidding. Actually, this is a rejection letter. The person
who gave you this email address does not want to have anything to do
with you.

This is probably bad news, and many people cope with bad news in
phases: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Let us help
you through these:

"It must be a mistake": Nope. You got an address in the form
anyname@papernapkin.net or anyname@paamail.com, right? Well, all we
here at papernapkin.net do is send rejection notices. If you got this
email address, it wasn't an accident. No, you've definitely been rejected.

"Why is this happening to me?": Well, there are two main points. First,
the person you wrote to obviously had this email address ready to give
you, so they probably get hit on a lot. Second, for whatever reason,
that person would rather let you get this rejection letter than reject
you in person. So who should you be mad at: all the other creeps who have
hit on this person before you, ruining your chances; or you yourself
for being too intense or scary to be let down gently? Either way, you
really shouldn't be "angry" at anyone - what good does that do?

"I promise I'll do better next time": Fine, great, but just not with
this same person, okay? The message being sent here is pretty clear.
Besides, it may not even be your "fault" - as we pointed out above, this
person was hit on enough to memorize anyname@papernapkin.net long before
you came along. Maybe you're just out of your league here. Maybe this
person has built up some walls that are just too thick to breach. Either
way, don't try again. If you do, you're just going to seem like a
stalker... or worse! Go ahead and clean up your act if you think you should
- just be sure to find a different audience to try it out on.

"I don't care anymore": Aw, we can't leave it like that! Buck up,
little nipper! It isn't all bad! At least you were rejected in the privacy
of your own email account; you had no chance to do or say anything that
you would later regret; and you've saved the time and effort of
pursuing a no-chance relationship.

Besides, you didn't just get rejected - you've learned about a great
new tool: papernapkin.net. After all, this is nothing personal to us. We
have no beef with you, and we'd be just as pleased to serve your
rejection needs as we are to serve anybody else. So if you ever need to
reject somebody, be sure to tell them to write to you at
anyname@papernapkin.net.

How's that? All better now? Good. And good luck to you. Maybe next time
you will get a real email address!

Sincerely,
-PN: http://papernapkin.net/

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bahaha

thats fucking awesome

We live in such wonderful times.

A bit cruel though. Imagine if you fell for that, and your message was posted for all to see. That's gone a bit too far...
I saw a similar thing where you got sent an email by a friend, which linked you to this site, where you entered in the names of your crushes, and when you submitted, it automatically emailed the names back to the friend who emailed you the link. It worked as well, pretty funny

The guy on there writes with style though, I like it. No use for me though, *sniff*

These things are dumb. They have some "rejection number" you can give people when they ask for your phone number. Why not be a man/woman and be honest? "Look, this isn't working out. I'm not interested in you, so we'll finish this dinner and that'll be it. Sorry."

Wusses.

it would be funny to see that totally backfire on somebody who uses it on a guy/girl who already knows what the site is. that would be alot uglier than saying "not interested".

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Originally Posted by burky

I saw a similar thing where you got sent an email by a friend, which linked you to this site, where you entered in the names of your crushes, and when you submitted, it automatically emailed the names back to the friend who emailed you the link. It worked as well, pretty funny

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Crap, I think I fell for that... ah well, my college friends don't know anything about my high school friends...

LOL. Its pretty clever though, but the site will only be good for a short period of time; in a month everyone will know, and by telling them your email is "someone@paamail.com" you're basically telling them f*** off to their face and I'm not interested.

("paamail.com" was their less obvious email provider they used)