Bitch

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Bitch.

Where have you been, anyway?

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I can tell you where he hasn't been. And thats sending me the money he owes me.

Send me my money! I don't have a job!

P.S. Axe yo momma how she durrin. Aight?

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Originally Posted by Mzo

=*(

I miss your special brand of sucking at the internet. Good luck with that.

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it's cool, wanna by some naked pics of Rachels parents? I'll give you good price.

No really. Where the fuck is my money.

It's like a reunion tonight.

1) Great story, damn funny. Kids can be great at times. :)

2) If you've got a kid to worry about put those leeches on the street. I'm sure you're already aware of your responsibilities and don't need me telling you this, but I feel better having said it.

James

It took me until "my face is white and I'm feeling like the worst parent ever!" to realize that Adri was a child and not an adult-sized friend.

spirit fingers are grabbing my boobs ;_;

the fingers belong to the spirit of outerspace.

It lives on in all of our hearts.

Our boob grabbing hearts.

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

Long story short, I'm supporting Rachels parents because they're poor stupid assholes who would rather we feed them than our own children, making us ass poor. To make matters worse they won't even let me on the net with their PC out of fear that I'll sell the naked pictures they keep on their HD, so I get online like once every other week for five minutes to check my email. But I stole their modem and damnit I'm not giving, fuck them!

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Dude, it is like you are living one of my nightmares. One thing I worry about getting old is that I will have to give up my dreams of advancement in my future field to move back to Mississippi and take care of my mother. I'm 21 and she already moves about like an old woman. Body pains and shit.

The other fear is my Dad dropping dead before I get out of college and I become crippled under the massive inheritance tax my Dad will leave me. He is a doctor who puts virtually all of his earnings into material goods or land. I have no official job and keep more money in my checking account at any one time than he ever has. I don’t know what I will do if or when I have to choose between selling off my families history or going into insane debt. Probably have a mental break down

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

The other fear is my Dad dropping dead before I get out of college and I become crippled under the massive inheritance tax my Dad will leave me. He is a doctor who puts virtually all of his earnings into material goods or land. I have no official job and keep more money in my checking account at any one time than he ever has. I don’t know what I will do if or when I have to choose between selling off my families history or going into insane debt. Probably have a mental break down

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Do you have to pay the tax if you dont keep the stuff?

As I recall, your dad collects old military vehicles and such. You don't really need all of that, do you? So don't pay any tax on it. Give it to charity or something.

I'm told I did this regularly. My mom would ask me to "pick up these goddamned cars," frequently, refering to my collection of Matchbox and/or Hotwheels cars. I began to refer to them as "my goddamned cars," as a 4 year old. In retrospect, I think I was a pretty awesome kid.

"Hey, you wanna play with my goddamned cars?"