it's ok you don't have to pretend anymoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
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it's ok you don't have to pretend anymoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
"I think the first man in a long long while I've met who really turns me on is gay. Fuck.
But what if he's not?
I'm stereotyping him solely on his enunciation, and the pitch/timbre of his voice. It could be he just especially pays attention to speaking clearly, and well, and his tone is a little higher than most guys'.
I don't like to admit I can pigeon hole people so quickly, but, at the same time, I feel certain that if I let myself get as caried away about him as I'd like, without any worry, of course, by default he'll wind up being gay, and I'm fucked.
Fuck!"
:lol:
"When I go shopping at the grocery store and I'm walking down an empty aisle, I like to whistle really loud or yell. When someone walks in the aisle I'm standing I pretend I heard nothing. It's great. "
"when ive finished work, i do what everyones doin
at home. watch tv, have beer, eat somethin, clean ma teeth etc
at midnight i stand up and make me look like
werwolf. every night. "
Uhhh...
That sheep-shagging thing is baaaad
I'm sure at least some of the people on there are bluffing
But I've been listening to Final Fantasy Music exclusively for the last week!Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
That doesn't make it any better does it?
I wouldn't say I have a drinking problem, I would say I have a sheep fucking problem. I learned it from Arjue.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
They must be bluffing:
"i ate one of my girlfriends warts because i had always fantasised about it it might sound a bit discusting but its true, she said it stung a little oh god..... "
Seriously
Okay, he's the Freak Line that I've never seen.
"I would love my wife to urinate in my face but I haven't got the guts to ask her."
"my emergency brake in my car has such wonderful girth that i've imagined humping it."
"I eat my own dandruff. Nothing makes me happier then finding a huge flake I can chew on."
"i lost my virginity to this fat bitch when i was 8."
I used to weigh 162 pounds at 5 feet 4 inches and last summer I went on a diet and lost 60 pounds. That's right, I now only weigh 102 pounds and my boyfriend broke up with me because he said I look like a little kid now and I have no ass. But secretly I don't care, I like my body. Fuck him.
"
I once went to a backstage party for UB40. We all smoked huge blunts. I got so high that I fell numb sitting on a chair with my legs wide open. The problem was that I had a rip in my crotch area and was not wearing underwear. The lead singer pointed at me and told me to close my legs because my junk was in full view for anyone in the room to see. "
WTF...
"im very much in love with my boyfriend..i want to spend the rest of my life with him..i cant explain the intensity of our love and nobody believes it since im 15..but i know he is the one."
Holy shit. That's not going to end well.