http://grouphug.us/

"When I was about 10 I hid on the back of an ice cream truck once. He apparantly saw me in the mirror and started going real fast down the street. I was freaking out and crying thinking I was going to die, when a car behind us saw what was going on and intervened. This guy pulled in front of the ice cream truck and stopped. He gets out and starts getting racial with the Jamaican ice cream truck driver. I lied and said he just took off before I could get down. This guy called the ice cream man a dirty nigger and that if he ever saw him in our neighborhood again he'd kill him. He then quietly drove me back to my street and I thanked him for saving my life.

I know deep down that I failed to help racial relations that day by lying about my intentions."

I get the impression this is a U.K. site. If that's so, there's some fucked up people living across the pond.

I don't think it is
This guy from New Zealand was taking the piss saying how fucked up the Americans are

Also, does the ".us" mean anything?
Don't think so

Okay, which one of you is number 125136739?

"I think I will end up all alone. I am 23 years old and weigh 220 pounds and am short. I have a 5 inch cock. I have never been on a date with a girl ever in my life. I have never kissed a girl, never hugged one and to this date I do not think a single girl has had any feelings for me. I mostly just try to live on by myself and do some stuff of my own and so I have very very few friends. I go online and talk about my "girlfriend" with some guys showing them pics of some girl from the net. It makes my life that much easier to have atleast someone believe that I might have a girlfriend and am not the pathetic loser that I am. Sad uh? I have very low self confidence and I can never talk to a girl without acting weird. I have been teased mercilessly for being fat and the scars are there and I think they will be forever. I was the only child of parents who were too ignorant to even realize that I had problems. I have never talked about my feelings or insecurities to anyone, I never had anyone to talk to. I am lonely, fat and depressed. I feel miserable for being fat and for having a small cock. I know no normal girl will ever like me. I am too bad with people to make friends. So, I resort to what I know to go on living this shitty life. I will probably eat more and more, smoke more and more, watch more and more porn and go on chatting to guys claiming some girl from the net as my girlfriend.Somebody kill me now."

Don't lie.

And this dude's a lot tough on himself. Fair enough, with 5 he isn't going to be making porno's anytime soon (Barrning moving to Japan, of course), but I've had girlfriends that told me of sleeping with guys that were packing 3's.

And, no, that's not in reference to me.

Assholes.

"I wish my girlfriend would tell me she loves me more.

and

I wish my girlfriend would blow me more.

and

I wish this girl I had a crush on in High School would randomly call me so I could fuck her and never tell my girlfriend.

and

I wish I had lazer vision or that I was a ninja, or anything that makes me better than all my EX Girlfriends' new boyfriends. "


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA loser stop watching those japanese cartoons.

This site rocks.

Yeah, 5 isnt anything to get worked up over. Slightly under average, not tiny.

"i had been with my boyfriend for a year and a half. i broke up with him 5 days ago. 2 days ago he met a new girl, one of my best friend in middle school that i had lost touch with.

i'm so lost inside. he wasn't supposed to find someone that quickly. and not her.

i just want to die."

Now, that is a Spite Fucking in the making right there.

I thank God for people like this every day:

"I'm a slut. I lost count of how many guys I've slept with. I lost my virginity when I was 16 to this guy who was 8 years older than me. He stopped talking to me after half a year later and thats when it happened. I started to fuck any guy who had any slight interest in me because it made me feel better about myself. I felt wanted."

Great!

"I'm 17 and pregnant. I don't know how it happened - seriously, this is not even supposed to be physically possible. The circumstances under which I had sex were very, um, interesting. And I've never really "compared" with any other people, so I didn't know that I was a hermaphrodite until, well, this happened.

I'm a guy."

Can a herm impregnate themselves?

I thought that was impossible.

I don't know
It's messed up though...