Colonblow

Apparently, the average human being has like the equivalent of 3 digested meals sitting right in their colon. It stays there while mucus layers are formed around it... sort of like oyster pearls, except this is worthless shit. This matter is termed "long-term waste," and has never negatively affected anyone ever, but you can be sure that it will someday be linked to something horrible like cancer or spontaneous human combustion.

But fear not! Thankfully, this here internet company has taken an SNL skit and turned it into a real product: Colonblow.

Remember, they promise not just QUANTITY releases, but QUALITY releases.

Here are some testimonials from real, stable, normal people, like you and me:

"My first time was kinda gross. The second time was a lot. I was surprised, I couldn't believe it." -EG

"I really don't think I feel comfortable discussing these results with you." -NR

"It was better than Disney World!" (there is also a link to a video sent in by this customer, but I am not going to click on it).

Here's the website, and here is my favorite page. Shit, even Mr. Stinky Butt is using it. Get on the train!

Planning on taking it up the butt, Marizio?

Don't get too excited yet.

Maybe at the next E3 <3

Let me go buy some stock in KY real fast.

Where did you actually find out about this?
Did you just think "I'd like to know more about flushing out my colon" or something?
Interesting though

kidnemo linked me. I assume he found out about it from the bullshido forums, but who really knows.

The pictures of the "old" fecal matter were absolutlely horrifying. Thanks Mzo!

i kind of want to try it. I enjoy a good poop.

Is that wrong?

I don't think so.

Probably a good idea to flush that shit out, so to speak, every once in a while.

Moreso when you pass 30.

ewwwww Mzo come on......thats sick!!
Thats got to hurt....