Star Wars Episode III official thread

"I just jerked off to The Professional!"

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

"I just jerked off to The Professional!"

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Then rubbed it all in my face.

"My palm smells like ass. Dark Side ass."

If childhood me knew that he goes into that meditiation ball to think faggot thoughts about his dead wife rather than to go in there to think about how much he hates things and honing his choking skills I would have been so, so disappointed.

Think about it…when that dude walked in on Vader in his little meditation chamber in Empire, he probably almost caught him crying.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

If childhood me know

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...huh?

I am like so good at writing what I think.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

If childhood me knew

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Try again...

I stick by that poorly constructed phrase.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

honing his choking skills

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No, see, he does that while

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

think[ing] faggot thoughts about his dead wife

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;)

EDIT: crap, Dole already made a jerkoff joke.

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Originally Posted by The Gas

No, see, he does that while

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Nothing about that stupid picture says anything about "Dark overload death monger."