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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Exactly. When I go into Manhattan I don't just give spare change to any bum that rolls up on me. They need to entertain my ass. Last time I was there I gave a buck to a guy who had constructed a spaceship out of cardboard boxes and old Deer Park 5 gallon water jugs. He was holding a sign that said "NEED TO BUY GAS TO GET BACK TO MY HOME PLANET". :)

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HA! - Thats awesome.

The last time me and some co-workers were in Key West we saw a bum with a sign that said "Piss On Me for $5"

He was sleeping when we saw him and his sign, so my friend just unzipped and let'er rip.He woke up while being pissed on and went into berzerker mode and chased us off. I guess the way it was supposed to work was you give the guy $5, he pulls like a trash bag over his body then you piss on him :\

Wheres the fun in that?

Yeah, I think you're gonna have to work for that 2 dollas, M. A whole lot of us are low in the flow here and in the same boat you are. My suggestion is to go into one of the Haul threads and see who buys the most shit every month and PM them personally ;)

cough * Morphix * cough

Don't bother with it
You're just paying to get something done that you are going to regret later.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

The last time me and some co-workers were in Key West we saw a bum with a sign that said "Piss On Me for $5"

He was sleeping when we saw him and his sign, so my friend just unzipped and let'er rip.

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Eew. Your friend gave another man a golden shower.

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Originally Posted by Ashen Victor

i saw two bums in Times Square with a sign that said something like, "We're not going to lie. We need money for beer." that was a dollar well donated. :)

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Those are getting pretty common.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Eew. Your friend gave another man a golden shower.

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hehe, I know. The bum should've just kicked back and enjoyed the warm, bubbly goodness. :D

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Originally Posted by burky

Don't bother with it
You're just paying to get something done that you are going to regret later.

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Yeah, you really need to think about tatoo's. Getting "stylish" ones or "cool" ones don't really work out well. My mom told me, never get anybodies name tattoed on your body except for one of your parents, kids or your own because you might not like that person forever :P

I'd donate two bucks to a "M not getting a tattoo" fund. Tattoos on women are terrible, and I can't think of a worse place than the one you have in mind. Reminds me of a quote from the Princess Bride.

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Originally Posted by Stone

Reminds me of a quote from the Princess Bride.

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"Bitch better be a ho?"

"There are few perfect breasts in the world, it'd be a shame to ruin yours" is how it goes, I think.

No, I believe the quote is, " We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone."

We're talking about fighting each other, right?