SNL Last Night 10.24.04

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Originally Posted by Melf

...or Oops, I Did It Again.

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good call.

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Originally Posted by Klonoa

How do I get rid of all those videos.
10/24/2004 8:35:08 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

Ok you people know the internet, I'm going to get rid of all these videos posted on other websites, how do i delete them?

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Where's the "You suck at the internet" pic when you need it?

If only she were bigger, she could challenge the Yanks for COTY... :(

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Originally Posted by CNN story

"Exactly," Simpson said. "I feel so bad. My band started playing the wrong song. I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a hoe-down."

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Ashlee story on CNN

Who the fuck is Ashlee Simpson?

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Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

Who the fuck is Ashlee Simpson?

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She was the person inside the big Jabba the Hut puppet back in the 80s.

ssb

NEW YORK (AP) - If Ashlee Simpson's stomach was upset Saturday night, imagine how she's feeling now. Busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, her manager-father said Monday his 19-year-old daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.

"Just like any artist in America, she has a backing track that she pushes so you don't have to hear her croak through a song on national television," Joe Simpson told Ryan Seacrest on Los Angeles radio station KIIS-FM. "No one wants to hear that."

He insisted it would be Ashlee's live voice alone during her appearance on NBC's "Radio Music Awards" Monday night.

The thing is, though, that her fanbase doesnt give a shit. Britney was caught lip-syncing a few years ago, and nobody gave a shit. I dont understand why people are so attracted to the obvious fakeness of all that. Why do people spend $50 or $60 on concert tickets to hear the CD all over again?

I mean, I guess you can just say its for the event, the spectacle, the pageantry, in the same way that college students across the country go to see their crummy football team lose on Saturday afternoon, but really thats only $7 or $10 and there is some sort of connection between the team and the student.

It boggles the mind.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

The thing is, though, that her fanbase doesnt give a shit.

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Of course they don’t. It’s all part of this whole neo-con pretentious right wing bullshit system of values:

• Getting caught in your own lies without repercussions
• Egotism and infallibility
• Buying the fuck out of SUV’s so you can live in the suburbs and drive further to work
• To suck up natural resources and piss on the environment
• To claim praise for Jesus yet shit on the pathetic hand out lovin’ destitute
• And last to invade counties just for the hell of it