SNL Last Night 10.24.04

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

I can't wait for her True Hollywood Story after she's all strung-out on crack.

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Next, on E!'s True Hollywood Story…Ashlee bottoms out. "I was living on the street, smoking crack like it was air, homeless people were spitting on me in disgust and using me as a human toilet...I had no choice but to do to amputee midget bukakke gang-bang videos."

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Next, on E!'s True Hollywood Story…Ashlee bottoms out. "I was living on the street, smoking crack like it was air, homeless people were spitting on me in disgust and using me as a human toilet...I had no choice but to do to amputee midget bukakke gang-bang videos."

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Wow, your jokes are as colorful as always, Dole...

I just want to see her explode on TV somewhere. Literally or emotionally. Maybe both.

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Originally Posted by Ashlee Simpson

You have no idea what it's like having millions of dollars being spent trying to make you a star.

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This makes me sad, but I don't know why.

I almost feel sorry for her, because its really not her fault. She is property of her record label in a contract, like most artists, that is little more than indentured servitude. I don't think I spelled that right.

Slagging off her band, however, is unacceptable. They acted like professionals.

Josh, your Adebisi avatar fucking rules. Seriously. Oz was an awesome show.

Is your custom status quote from the riot at the end of season 1 when he was detoxing?

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Originally Posted by Josh

This makes me sad, but I don't know why.

I almost feel sorry for her, because its really not her fault. She is property of her record label in a contract, like most artists, that is little more than indentured servitude. I don't think I spelled that right.

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That's spot-on. She's nothing but a little corporate puppet.

And ripping on her band was not cool.

Apparently she's making a stop at my local best buy tommorow. Since I'm going there to get DoaU, does anybody want me to get them a clever autograph?

Could you throw some garbage at her? Please? :D

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Josh, your Adebisi avatar fucking rules.

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Fucking right it does.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Seriously. Oz was an awesome show.

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Fucking right it was.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Is your custom status quote from the riot at the end of season 1 when he was detoxing?

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Fucking yeah it is.

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Originally Posted by Tigana

Apparently she's making a stop at my local best buy tommorow. Since I'm going there to get DoaU, does anybody want me to get them a clever autograph?

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Yeah...I take it that its' for her record release...I wonder how well it faired in the charts after the SNL messup?

And all this week on the radio, I've been hearing about it. The radio stations make fun of her, then play her songs??? gah...

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Originally Posted by Josh

Fucking right it does.

Fucking right it was.

Fucking yeah it is.

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Fuck yeah.

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Originally Posted by Tigana

Apparently she's making a stop at my local best buy tommorow. Since I'm going there to get DoaU, does anybody want me to get them a clever autograph?

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I'm probably too late with this, but my girlfriend loves Ashlee Simpson, so if you could get an autograph for Meredith, that'd be super.

I work at a Gamestop, so I can get you some preorder swag or something for your trouble.