SNL Last Night 10.24.04

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Originally Posted by elfneedsfood

At least her titties are still talented.

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Indeed.

Her titties are VERY talented... :evil:

I just went into Best Buy today and they had just gotten her CD in.

Nice cleavage pic on the back of it with her sprawled out on a bed holding a guitar that I'd bet a million dollars she has no idea how to play.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Nice cleavage pic on the back of it with her sprawled out on a bed holding a guitar that I'd bet a million dolloars she has no idea how to play.

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Does it really matter though when you're as hot as her?

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Originally Posted by Roufuss

Does it really matter though when you're as hot as her?

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Thanks for the compliment, but I think I have a much more manly look than Lindsey.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Thanks for the compliment, but I think I have a much more manly look than Lindsey.

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:lol:

Even more news about this idiot.

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Originally Posted by IMDB

Ashlee Simpson's Dad Bans Her Lesbian Scenes

Pop beauty Ashlee Simpson's manager and father Joe Simpson has changed the gay plot in her movie debut Wannabe, because he's uncomfortable with his daughter playing a lesbian. The former Baptist minister fears the star's chances of breaking into Hollywood would be hampered if she played a homosexual, so he ordered movie producers to alter the romantic comedy's script, reports American gossip site Pagesix.Com. He explains, "I changed it. It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.' She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

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Oh, yeah. She'll be one of the acting greats for sure.

The last three sentances in that article are among the most retarded things I've ever read.

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Originally Posted by jleverett

Do you know who she is? She is not that hot but she is pretty, I think at least. But everyone compares her to her sister Jessica which in that comparison she is not that hot! I think though that she will over come this. She is a good singer in my opinion. :)

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jleverett = Ashlee Simpson.

Conspiracy solved.

Anybody see Jessica Simpson's father talking about her tits and sexyness recently? He was all like "She is sexy in anything she wears, and you can always see her sexy double ds"

*shiver*

Diniro is the worst host i have ever seen on SNL ever.

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Originally Posted by Roufuss

Does it really matter though when you're as hot as her?

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it should.