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Where's the "You suck at the internet" pic when you need it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Klonoa
If only she were bigger, she could challenge the Yanks for COTY... :(
Ashlee story on CNNQuote:
Originally Posted by CNN story
Who the fuck is Ashlee Simpson?
She was the person inside the big Jabba the Hut puppet back in the 80s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
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NEW YORK (AP) - If Ashlee Simpson's stomach was upset Saturday night, imagine how she's feeling now. Busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, her manager-father said Monday his 19-year-old daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.
"Just like any artist in America, she has a backing track that she pushes so you don't have to hear her croak through a song on national television," Joe Simpson told Ryan Seacrest on Los Angeles radio station KIIS-FM. "No one wants to hear that."
He insisted it would be Ashlee's live voice alone during her appearance on NBC's "Radio Music Awards" Monday night.
The thing is, though, that her fanbase doesnt give a shit. Britney was caught lip-syncing a few years ago, and nobody gave a shit. I dont understand why people are so attracted to the obvious fakeness of all that. Why do people spend $50 or $60 on concert tickets to hear the CD all over again?
I mean, I guess you can just say its for the event, the spectacle, the pageantry, in the same way that college students across the country go to see their crummy football team lose on Saturday afternoon, but really thats only $7 or $10 and there is some sort of connection between the team and the student.
It boggles the mind.
http://www.starmagazine.com/people/61437
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Of course they don’t. It’s all part of this whole neo-con pretentious right wing bullshit system of values:Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
- Getting caught in your own lies without repercussions
- Egotism and infallibility
- Buying the fuck out of SUV’s so you can live in the suburbs and drive further to work
- To suck up natural resources and piss on the environment
- To claim praise for Jesus yet shit on the pathetic hand out lovin’ destitute
- And last to invade counties just for the hell of it
Uhh... that was a joke post right?
I'll let you decide. I need to go find something better to do until GTA comes out.
Why did Fable have to be so short?
Catch you guys later...
One can only hope you don't.
Hey, Silverchair USED to be good!Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
a nirvana rip off is not good
Come on, if either one of those women is "ugly" to you, then you're a homosexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by Klonoa
She was Fugly on SNL, like it or don't.
she needs the blonde hair back, other than that she's entirely do-able. If she weren't a little chubby i'd do her before jessica. Jessica's face is just too manish, alshlee is much cuter.
A little chubby? What the hell is wrong with you? I don't see it.
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Originally Posted by MVS
Not saying she's fat, she's got the body of a normal girl, but Jessica is just about perfection. Ashlee needs to hit the gym.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
=/ dude it is cut strait down the middle on that one. That isn't a party thing but a Woman, my kids mean more than the world and thus I must drive a battle wagon to protect them from everything, thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anomaly
And besides, we all know republicans don't drive SUVs, they drive broken down 80's model F150s with busted tailgates and gun-racks in the back windows. Oh and they have a picture of Calvin praying to a cross on the back glass and a american flag sticker made in Korea on the bumper.
I don't even know why I'm going to open myself up by saying this, but... while I was in Japan, I went to see the Japanese singer Ayu, who is pretty much the biggest pop star in that country. Now, she sang live, so your example doesn't fit here. (And honestly, I liked her better live, where her voice was more "real" and raw.) But, my point is about the pageantry. The show was absolutely crazy, this huge event with every song being this whole stage production and her going back to completely change outfits every song or every other song.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
After seeing that concert, I can understand why people would go simply to see the show even knowing that the person isn't singing live. I'm not saying I'm one of those people, I'm not saying I agree with that mindset, I'm not saying that I would be happy paying a lot of money to see somebody just lip sync to a pre-recorded track, but I can understand why some people would.
I'm sorry, but that face on the left looks like the face of a bridge troll.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone
I'd hit it. HARD. I think Ashlee Simpson is hot. I acknowledge the fact that she has no talent, but I'd be perfectly willing to overlook that for a chance to drive (and make a substantial deposit of jesus juice into) one of her fine automobiles.
And now that her self-esteem has been crushed, I'd like to imagine that I am several steps closer to the afforementioned goal.
I just love it when a plan comes together.
i agree. ive never found her attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
Blondes are completely unattractive to me 98% of the time.Quote:
Come on, if either one of those women is "ugly" to you, then you're a homosexual.
Too bad I'm not living in the future, where they'll supposedly be bred out of existence.
I dunno about that, I'm seeing Dubya stickers almost exclusively on SUVs.Quote:
Originally Posted by IP
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Originally Posted by Galaxia
And I don't think any credibility of hers is lost. The people who already know she's a hack laugh and the ones who think she's the greatest will just make up excuses. Still, good stuff.
Ashlee Synchson's Dad Blames Acid Reflux Disease For 'SNL' Gaffe
Oops, forgot how to sing. There goes my acid reflux again!
Apparently, she'll be on the Today show tomorrow morning to talk about her little accident.
Not really, infact, they've gotten better. Not my cup of tea though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibbits
So, she had acid reflux, there was a computer glitch, her band screwed up... what else am I missing? Man, that poor girl just was having the worst day.
Who is Ashlee Synchson?Quote:
Originally Posted by Galaxia
We were talking about Ashley Simpson.
I don't know what's more pathetic. The fact that people are in such an uproar, because a lip synced session was botched, or that a highly paid sound engineer can't operate a soundtrack properly?
Watch a Superbowl halftime show. The whole thing is lip syncing. :rolleyes:
Ashlee Simspon should drink some shut up juice, and then be put out to the pasture of forgotten musicians...
She's a nobody lol well thats what I think.. I'm sure someone loves her :P
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Originally Posted by IronPlant
What the hell is this crap? Thats worse than "Hateorade"Quote:
Originally Posted by earthwolf82
Too many wolf themed people here, just too damn many.
soccerballs +1Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
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Originally Posted by shidoshi
you're telling me...so did anyone watch the today show with her father on it???
POTY material here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Do You Like Erotic?
Nice correction on the last name, but he actually had the first name right. All teh kool kids spell it like that! :noob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Ashlee Simpson Owns Up To Lip-Syncing (IMDB news)
Ashlee Simpson has owned up to lip-syncing, following an embarrassing Saturday night slip-up on live TV. The brunette singer, younger sister of Jessica Simpson, made an appearance on long-running comedy show Saturday Night Live, where she performed her hit single "Pieces Of Me." But when she was due to sing "Autobiography" track later on in the show, a pre-recorded track of her voice singing Pieces of Me began playing while Simpson was holding her microphone to the side and had her mouth closed - forcing her to exit the stage. And while she initially blamed her band for the incident, she now writes on her website that her voice was overworked. She says, "I'll hold my head high and say I think it was silly of me to do it, silly of me to blame the band, I was just so f**king embarrassed. But I don't think it did me much harm, and people will see that soon." A Saturday Night Live spokesperson says Simpson had planned to use a backing track, a common concert aid which allows singers to either mime or sing along with a guide-vocal track, to augment her voice. A statement from Simpson's record label blamed a "computer glitch" which triggered "a cut from her album" to play instead of a drum cue. The blunder has been all the more embarrassing for Simpson, because she recently expressed her disapproval of lip-syncing in an interview with Lucky magazine, explaining, "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip- sync. It's just not me."
Nice one.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Ironplant correcting someone's grammar and sentence structure is like Ashlee Simpson swearing that she'd never lip-sync.
Most of the time yes, but when No Doubt performed with Sting a couple of years ago, that wasn't lip syncedQuote:
Originally Posted by gamevet
[QUOTE=Dolemite]Ashlee Simpson Owns Up To Lip-Syncing (IMDB news)
Ashlee Simpson has owned up to lip-syncing, following an embarrassing Saturday night slip-up on live TV. The brunette singer, younger sister of Jessica Simpson, made an appearance on long-running comedy show Saturday Night Live, where she performed her hit single "Pieces Of Me." But when she was due to sing "Autobiography" track later on in the show, a pre-recorded track of her voice singing Pieces of Me began playing while Simpson was holding her microphone to the side and had her mouth closed - forcing her to exit the stage. And while she initially blamed her band for the incident, she now writes on her website that her voice was overworked. She says, "I'll hold my head high and say I think it was silly of me to do it, silly of me to blame the band, I was just so f**king embarrassed. But I don't think it did me much harm, and people will see that soon." A Saturday Night Live spokesperson says Simpson had planned to use a backing track, a common concert aid which allows singers to either mime or sing along with a guide-vocal track, to augment her voice. A statement from Simpson's record label blamed a "computer glitch" which triggered "a cut from her album" to play instead of a drum cue. The blunder has been all the more embarrassing for Simpson, because she recently expressed her disapproval of lip-syncing in an interview with Lucky magazine, explaining, "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip- sync. It's just not me."
Ok, so far I've heard the drummer played the wrong track, that it was the entire bands fault, that it was a computer glitch, we haven't heard the real excuse, which is she can't sing
We won't hear that until her 15 minutes of fame are up.
Take another look at the picture, and move your eyes downwards an inch. There's something for everybody.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
I can't wait for her True Hollywood Story after she's all strung-out on crack.
HULK HOGAN ON CRACK!!
Brother!
Sadly his daughter got his chin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
I was making a joke about her last name and her lip-synching.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
See, when I have to explain the joke, it's just not funny anymore.
I agree that was a crap comment, reason fatigue thats all I'll say about thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Clash_Master
Hey with the drop of wolf numbers in the wild, theres nothing wrong with a few more wolves... :D
That song is the jam right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
Next, on E!'s True Hollywood Story…Ashlee bottoms out. "I was living on the street, smoking crack like it was air, homeless people were spitting on me in disgust and using me as a human toilet...I had no choice but to do to amputee midget bukakke gang-bang videos."Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Wow, your jokes are as colorful as always, Dole...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I just want to see her explode on TV somewhere. Literally or emotionally. Maybe both.
This makes me sad, but I don't know why.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashlee Simpson
I almost feel sorry for her, because its really not her fault. She is property of her record label in a contract, like most artists, that is little more than indentured servitude. I don't think I spelled that right.
Slagging off her band, however, is unacceptable. They acted like professionals.
Josh, your Adebisi avatar fucking rules. Seriously. Oz was an awesome show.
Is your custom status quote from the riot at the end of season 1 when he was detoxing?
That's spot-on. She's nothing but a little corporate puppet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
And ripping on her band was not cool.
Apparently she's making a stop at my local best buy tommorow. Since I'm going there to get DoaU, does anybody want me to get them a clever autograph?
Could you throw some garbage at her? Please? :D
Fucking right it does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Fucking right it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Fucking yeah it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Originally Posted by Tigana
Yeah...I take it that its' for her record release...I wonder how well it faired in the charts after the SNL messup?
And all this week on the radio, I've been hearing about it. The radio stations make fun of her, then play her songs??? gah...
Fuck yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
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Originally Posted by Tigana
I'm probably too late with this, but my girlfriend loves Ashlee Simpson, so if you could get an autograph for Meredith, that'd be super.
I work at a Gamestop, so I can get you some preorder swag or something for your trouble.
Get one for Jack Mayhoffer. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tigana
I always thought it was Jack Mehoff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
A Stern listener wrote in to Bill O'Reilly as Jack Mayhoffer and O'Reilly read it on air.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roufuss
JACK MAYHOFFER!
It's all good, I'll get it for a Terry hat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korly
edit: Is there any message you want on it?
Sorry about it no can do. Got there an hour early and there was already a thousand teeny-boppers already there. My bad for getting your hopes up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigana
she's on Jay Leno tonight, were I Jay, I'd be embarrased just to have her as a 'musical guest' .
Yeah see if you can get the machine that sings for her to sign it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigana
No problem. Thanks anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigana
Mike - Nice av!
Korly - "Baby Head" in your av looks freaky. What's his name? Spiksek? Spashaw?
Ahh, see what I mean? Nobody cares about music today. Its sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigana
I hope you at least stuck around to check out the jailbait.
http://dailyrecycler.com/blog/2004/0...-hi-jackd.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by Mike
"O'Reilly, I see the new Fox definition of 'fair and balanced' means interviewing DNC chief Terry McAuliffe at both conventions." - Jack Mehoffer. Springfield, Massachusetts.
That was a Howard Stern listener? Well, it's Mehoffer, but ok, I got it. He pronounced it that way. It took me repeating a few times to catch the gag.
That sound bite thats played on the Howard Stern show whenever O'Reilly is mentioned makes me laugh every time - Just the way he says it - "JACK MEHOFFER". If you heard it on the show you'd laugh and get it the first time.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightWolve
60 Minutes To Air Simpson Snafu (IMDB news)
It now turns out that a news team from CBS's 60 Minutes was shooting a feature about how NBC's Saturday Night Live is produced when the commotion over Ashlee Simpson's botched performance occurred. After Simpson's voice was heard singing the same song she had sung earlier in the show, Simpson danced for a few seconds, then ran offstage -- and into 60 Minutes' cameras, which recorded her reaction and show creator Lorne Michaels.' CBS said Thursday that reporter Lesley Stahl and the 60 Minutes cameras were also on hand during the dress rehearsal, when Simpson again ran off stage.
It's funny, but Stern plays the quote every two seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
That or "WHO'S HIGH PITCH?!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Or High Pitch going "wak wak wak wak".Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
Yeah, the High Pitch sex stuff was never funny to me. However, I never get tired of Jack Mayhoffer or High Pitch's call to Erik the Midget.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
"How big are your balls?" "C'mere, I got a lollipop for you!"
Too funny.
"This is Kelly Claaarkson"
"Oooh Yeahhhh"
Both of those are way overused. Fred needs to have a limiter on 'em. I like how the discussion is about Howard Stern now.
I love the Sulu stuff.
Takei is funny no matter what. "Balloon knot." "Oh my!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Yeah, I noticed they've REALLY been overdoing it with that clue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
:lol: I still find that funny no matter how many times I hear it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
You should have heard when they mixed Taylor Rain in with some "Native American" chants. I was on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Hellz yeah. I got the "Sulu Dance.mp3", and I have to resist the urge to play it too many times. You should have heard the interview when Sulu talked about "Wet. Bitches?!" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Intro: "S...U...L...U.....Sulu Dance!"
Singer: You can dance like Sulu
Sulu: "Hello."
Singer: and shake your little behind
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: You gotta give it a chance when you do the Sulu Dance, and your friends will say
Sulu: "Oh my."
Singer: I say, jump around if you want to, and move your arms like a machine
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: If you do the Sulu dance while wearing tight pants, some people may call you a
Sulu: "Queen."
Singer: The Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Suuuuuuuuluuuuuuu Sulu! Just fine. Suuuuuuuuuluuuuuuuuuu Sulu...now that's ridiculous."
Singer: Sulu dance is fun to do
Sulu: "Well."
Singer: But your girl may get jealous
Sulu: "No."
Singer: 'cause if you abuse it, your girl will lose it and run up and say
Sulu: "Who is this?"
Singer: Ahh, you can dance like Sulu
Sulu: "You know."
Singer: But some may choose to not
Sulu: "No"
Singer: But you've gotta give it a chance when you do the Sulu Dance, and your girl will give up the
Sulu: "Balloon Knot."
Singer: I say, Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: What you say when you answer the phone?
Sulu: "Hello."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: I wanna dance while having a ball
Sulu: "Thank you very much."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: Everybody will sing and laugh.
Sulu: "Ah ha ha ha."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Yes."
Singer: Shake that big bulge in your pants
Sulu: "No."
Singer: Paaaaannnnntssss
Sulu: "Thank you."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu: "You know."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Thank you."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu: "Oh my."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu "Yes."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu "Yes."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu "Yes."
Singer: It's a Sulu Dance
Sulu "Yes."
Singer: IT'S A SULU DANCE!
Sulu: *laughs* "Now that's ridiculous."
"Hiiiii Daaadddy!!!!!"
"Spit in my face!"
I love the high pitch Eric stuff. During the day i sometimes just find myself going "wak wak wak" while walking around.
When?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Sunday at 7 PM - http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/60mi...main3415.shtml
http://bezz.homelinux.com/stuff/Howa...lu%20Dance.mp3Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Thanks teh Jeremy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
You can actually watch a clip from the 60 Minutes special here. It shows Ashlee running backstage to her dressing room.
I'm listening to Opie and Anthony (and Norton) talk about this, funny as hell.
Quality on that mp3 is really crappy Dole. If you want a GOOD one, hit me up, yah.
Yeah this 60 Minutes is going to have footage from back stage! Can't freaking wait for this! She starts her career riding the coat tales of her sister and now will forever be known for this, and will be shown on 600 different VH1 programs, "Awesomely Bad Celebrity Moments" or "I love the 2000's" or something.
Only an hour away, I've got a tape ready for this shit.
Vh1 does show music anymore does it?
Its like, the biased music history channle, with commentary tracks.
They like MTV, show music early in the morning. At about 2am they show videos till like 6am. They call it "Insomniac Music Theater" and its pretty much Maroon 5s "She will be loved" over and over and over.
On CBS' 60 minutes today they are going to have an expose type thing on the whole SNL incident. After the game i'm assuming.
-_' this was world shattering enough to get a 60 minutes special?
Segment.
Delayed by football.
Well it just aired, if anything its going to help her rather than hurt her. You know why she lip synced now, but she still decided to blame the band for no reason. Its not going to save her compeltly, but it may save some of her fan base.
yeah but i dont think she's ever going to live it down, everytime she "performs" now everyone is going to wonder. Hopefully everyone will just dismiss her and we'll have done with papa simpsons pimping out of his kids for bucks. What a terrible family.
Well, that was disappointing. They advertise it with an emphasis on her, and she takes up a minute of the segment. The info on how much power the host weilds was surprising though.
Anyone watch the 60 minutes episode?
Yes, and I nearly fell asleep a few times during it. They, of course, took forever to get to the SNL segment.