The Way of the Master

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Originally Posted by ViciousJazz

My only real opinion on the subject is that once you exploit religious foundations and scare tactics to make a buck, you're a douchetard.

I realize that's business, but that doesn't mean I agree with it.

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Eh that isn't really part of business. You can make money with out being unethical.

You know, the first commandment is a lot like the quills of an Echidna.



You're welcome frosty'

Is this why some Christians are annoying and won't shut up about wanting me to believe?

The site said I'm going to hell, and it didn't even let me down nicely.

Christians are mean, horrible people.

This is everything that is wrong with Evangelists. These people make me sick. Examples?

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Originally Posted by wayofdamasta

On Evangelism - You probably have a limited amount of time after your conversion to impact your unsaved friends and family with the Gospel. After the initial shock of your conversion, they will put you in a neat little ribbon-tied box, and keep you at arm's length. So it's important that you take advantage of the short time you have while you still have their ears.

On Baptism - It would also seem clear from scripture that those who were baptized, were fully immersed in water. Here's one reason why:

"And John was also baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there. . ."

(John 3:23).

If John was merely sprinkling believers, he would have only needed a cup full of water.

On Faith - When a young man once looked at me and said, "I find it hard to believe some of the things in the Bible," I smiled and asked, "What's your name?" When he said, "Paul," I casually answered, "I don't believe you." He looked at me questioningly. I repeated, "What's your name?" Again he said, "Paul," and again I answered, "I don't believe you." . . . You should have seen his reaction. He was angry. I said, "You look a little upset. Do you know why? You're upset because I didn't believe what you told me. If you tell me that your name is Paul, and I say, 'I don't believe you,' it means that I think you are a liar. You are trying to deceive me by telling me your name is Paul, when it's not." Then I told him that if he, a mere man, felt insulted by my lack of faith in his word, how much more does he insult Almighty God by refusing to believe His Word.

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The world ain't black and white, kids. Someone needs to wake these people up before they start causing some major damage.

Oops, we're too late, they already did.

"Hitler's name wasn't even despised enough to use as a curse word!"

giggle. he said hitler.

shut the fuck up you HITLER!

I liked the part about how "my god" won't send people to hell because he doesn't exist.

Well "their" god sounds like a mean douche.

The things that this site advocates probably goes against at least half of the world's accepted forms of Christianity.

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On Baptism - It would also seem clear from scripture that those who were baptized, were fully immersed in water. Here's one reason why:

"And John was also baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there. . ."

(John 3:23).

If John was merely sprinkling believers, he would have only needed a cup full of water.

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Like this here. This is poking fun at one form of Christianity.

I have no idea how people can have faith in someone that they think is a God of Technicality.

"Ok I'm dead now, lets get our heaven on"
"Sorry sir"
"@_@ what, but I was saved and baptized, I was a good Christen"
"Um, Yeah, you know what, uh uh"
"what are you talking about"
"Well you were a good christian, but when you were 7 you got water sprinkled, and not babtized"
"I thought that count T_T my mommy and daddy told me that would count"
"Well they were wrong, so bu-bye now"
"T_T"
"Oh and say high to our parents, and your entire church in hell"
" ;_; "

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Originally Posted by MVS

I don't see the big deal, people have used semi-celebrity for much worse.

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Kirk Cameron converted to hardcore Christianity during Growing Pains. Once he did, he demanded more "pure" and "spiritual" plotlines in the show. He took the whole fucking thing down, too, it was cancelled a year or so after he converted.

Gotta love E! True Hollywood Series.

does E! still have talk soup on it? I used to watch that back in the day.