crazy ass terrorist tape

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Originally Posted by StriderKyo

I guarantee the FBI are reading this thread.

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Possibly...but I'm not so sure. It's hard to track a dial-up connection that I don't pay for, that I found on the internet....oops...maybe I shouldn't have said that...

FBI aren't stuck up bitches....my friend's grandpa was in the FBI for a while, as well as NASA and the Navy, and he is a really cool guy, and nice.

btw...good luck with your brother, I hope everything works out okay.

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Originally Posted by Andrew

They warned us on TV that the terrorists were coming. Seriously, fuck off. I've got my duct tape and my ducts are secure. Don't even try to test them either, terrorists, because you'll be fucked if you do. I only have 2 ducts, and had a lot of duct tape to use.

I also made a duct tape swan for recreation shortly after becoming bored with setting up a perimeter around the ducts.

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I liked what my grandmothers husband said (not my grandfather, her third marriage):

(In the most redneck speak possible) "Now don't you worry Matthew, them terrorists can come here if they want because we always have more then two loaded guns in the house and we can load some more if we need to."

Overall between him and my uncle there was probably 10 standard rifles/shotguns, 15 handguns and over 20 assault rifles/shotguns.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

You know what would be funny? If they read TNL for clues, and got addicted to the net, and finally started to post here.

Of corse the reality is they are probably stuck up little bitches who are simply disgusted with us all.

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I'm actually an FBI sleeper agent who was sent to examine TNL and did get addicted to the net and started posting here.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

(In the most redneck speak possible) "Now don't you worry Matthew, them terrorists can come here if they want because we always have more then two loaded guns in the house and we can load some more if we need to."

Overall between him and my uncle there was probably 10 standard rifles/shotguns, 15 handguns and over 20 assault rifles/shotguns.

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Can I have your grandfather?

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Originally Posted by Mike

Can I have your grandfather?

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Well, knowing my grandmother they'll be divorced in a maximum of 10 years, so in that occurance I'll leave you to set the rest up.

The whole video is up on the FBI's website, I guess. I haven't watched it, due to my super lame dial up connection. But I'll probably download it through the night, and take a look at it tomorrow.

And I thought my brother was scandalous going around and only fucking married women...

Scratch that, it's just a clip....but it's not what they've been playing on the news.

I read the transcript, sound like he's watched too many Bruckheimer films with terrorist diatribe. A few Q's, sorry in advance if these are pushing too far:

Was he always really velhement and passionate about his beliefs; or was he quiet, piss-weak, and easily brainwashed?

Is your family Muslim, or did he break away from your parents beliefs?

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

Was he always really velhement and passionate about his beliefs; or was he quiet, piss-weak, and easily brainwashed?

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This is a hard one to answer. Once he converted it islam, he was quite passionate. I couldn't say, before that, as he was into heavy metal, and shit like that. I'm not sure how passionate, religiously he was at that time (although, definitely passionate about his heavy metal). I wouldn't say he was easily brainwashed. Whatever he is doing now, he is doing, because he believes what he is say. I doubt it was because he was brainwashed.

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Is your family Muslim, or did he break away from your parents beliefs?

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No, my family is not Mulsim...he converted in 1995.