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I got a splatter the other day because of a box. My frag was close to a box some dude was hiding behind, and it propelled the box right for him, and he got squished between it and the wall on Zanzibar. Gave me a splatter, which I found a bit too entertaining.
I wish I still had my stats turned on. I had a friend play as a guest with me in practice rumble pits. We got into an oddball game on Turf and the guy with the ball took it to a corner along the main road. Since I'm crazy-stupid, I jump in the Warthog, take it around, smash it in the corner to kill him and some guy fighting him, then back up and successfully kill everyone else who was alive and coming for it.
It was beautiful ;_______;
I turned off my stats because I need to work my way back to where I was, so I don't even want to know how shitty I'm doing. . because I already know.
What the fuck are you talking about you turned off your stats? That's not even possible. If you're talking about all your ranks being reset to 1 that's because Bungie reset them in April or May to implement a new Exp scale and get rid of cheaters false ranks.
If your talking about your games not showing up on Bungie.net, they still do. Here is the game you were talking about even; oddball on Turf, you have a guest, and three splatter medals.
Oh. I thought when you turn off the bungie.net thing it turns off your stat tracking. Well that sucks :(
I turned off the bungie.net thing so people would go "HEY LOOKS LOOK AT THIS GUYS STATS LOL HE SUX" because I'm practically having to relearn the game.
WELL I WISH I COULD TURN THEM OFF THERE.
That was a beautiful splatter ;_____; No one saw it coming.
24-4 on Coagulation.
29-5 on Ascension.
If we never got cheated in Minors, we'd be such a higher rank. Infact the last game we played was a human slayer on Burial Mounds were we got stand byed by a bunch of 25s who were only 19s in Minors. We lagged myself and Junior out then booted the rest of the party, so hopefully the game doesn't count. If it doesn't we still have some experience on our 26, which would be nice.
Check this game out. Notice how it lasted 19 and a half minutes? I'll explain why.
Now, we started out a man down but somehow we held them off in the first round even though Pink Pones (who is somehow a 31 in BTB now, wtf?) and Lawstud were completely worthless. In the second round, somehow, I pulled the flag out in overtime and ran it upstairs and out into the main part of the map. It ended up right outside our base when they hade two snipers, host gauss, and a 50 cal warhog turret on it and all the exits of our base. Did I mention they're still man up? Well we held it in overtime for what I guess, according to the lenght of the battle, was somewhere around 6 minutes. During this time Lawstud kept betraying us becuase he was a homo and soon he was booted. Then we were 2 man down and pinned in our base. Somehow, and I don't know how, I got into the invisibility hall, killed The Sect (who I know) took his sniper, sniped gauss and we were able to pull the flag inside the base and score. The next round, even though we raped, they scored because of being two men up. Did I mention I got 37 kills somehow?
We also got Bridged on Coagulation, so I got a loss there. Basically I played like 10 games today and ended up gaining only like 10 percent on my 29. I want to atleast get my 31 back (which I lost to bridgers too, go figure) and after that I'm fine with not playing BTB untill some of this shit gets dealt with by bungie.
TRAINING????
16-0 in Slayer on Zanxibar.
22-2 in Slayer on Coagulation while a man down.
Oh, shut up. Enough stroking of your Master Chief.
I haven't played this in 3 months, possibly 4 now, and want to get back to it once I return Burnout: Revenge. I've downloaded the maps, though haven't had a chance to look at them.
Blah Blah.
This is all masterbation anyway. If you don't want to read my (and I admit this next part) completely boring and useless posts, you don't have to. There more than anything else just my own "journal" of what's happening.
I found a really funny video of an Elite freaking out when it gets stuck, which you can watch here.
Apparantly there's a video of a bunch of them doing it at the same time, I'll see if I can hunt that down.