Did you guys time hop without telling me? How'd you see the show before the sh..ooooh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
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Did you guys time hop without telling me? How'd you see the show before the sh..ooooh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I'm hoping you know better than me, because I havn't been paying attention to the commercials at all. I do know that this episode of The Simpsons sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
ARRRRRRRRRRRG MATEY!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
What does any of this have to do with the kicking of ass?
All you bitches had better be on in five minutes, or heads are gonna roll.
Man, now I'm busy.
IBTN. This is the first thing I try to do. The only thing that usually stuffs it up is if someone gets the BR before you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Yeah, like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
Dammit, I haven't been able to fucking play at all this weekend. I won't be able to play later this week, either. I hate all of you.
Wait a minute, you had Live when we were both unemployed? You greenback devil. I will try playing later.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
Hah, reminds me of a game from yesterday with R Saviour. 1 Flag CTF at Zanzibar, and an enemy grabs the flag from the base and actually throws it between the bars of the gate. I then coined the term "November tactics," to which we enjoyed as we proceeded to handedly win.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Geohound Omega
I like it.
Some good games tonight. I especially loved this game; I know I didn't win (infact it's amazing I got any time at all since I wasn't going for it), but damn, killing as much as I did was extremely fun.
I came in late to that game by the way.
I don't know why you guys laughed when I said "Let's play team slayer." Want me to link all my team slayer stats from today?
With Gozen, Brand and Opaque, or most of the players I've played with in the last 2 days, I think we can kick some serious ass. I don't know how the matchups skew, but a lot of us aren't that high on Team Slayer. The stats are getting reset this week anyway so let's play, yeah?
Chux doesn't count though, he's a possum.
:lol:...but who'll talk smack for us?
TROOF!Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
If Opaque goes into a game saying he's just going to be doing 'unsighted headshots', know that he's lying.
Wait till you see my video, then you'll be a believer.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Anyone read the update info at Bungie.net? The update happens later this week and it sounds really cool!
No radar in head to head games and starting off with a battle rifle on some game types sounds sweet to me!
We all did. Last Friday.Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuraiMoogle
Then we talked about some of it.
YOU LIE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I lie nothing, remember I posted about the removal of the combo from Beaver Creek and Colossus?
Dude, seriously, dude, why you gotta be like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
What? He was right. I remembered.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
Well I know some things were talked about before but the full list wasnt posted till 4-29.
SO, CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
GAAAHHHHH GO TO SLEEP!
I know where the campus is.Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuraiMoogle
I realize this, I was part of the conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by U K Narayan
I'll be on around 11-12ish, as long as I can stop playing Episode 3.
Nice. Now I need to go track down that movie on DVD. Great flick.Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuraiMoogle
I've been spending my days lately trying in vain to get on top of the waterfall on Sanctuary. Someone showed me how to zoom up to the top of Containment and hop along the rooftops of Turf the other day, and I've been trying to figure out ways to do the same on other maps.
Bungies site is more down than I have ever seen it.
PLEASE MEAN YOU ARE RESETTING THE LEADERBOARD!!!!
I'll be up for another 2 hours so if you wanna match, send me an invite.
Uhhhhhhhh.........it's 7:50pm. 2 hours?Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
Stats are being reset tomorrow, hopefully I don't work.
Also, that barrel roll snipe in that one guys preview is a planned jump. I've seen the exact same barrel roll, with and without snipes, in like 5 montages now.
Bastards. Well at least there is the matchmaking update to look forward to tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
It may be that time for you, but reguardless, I work at 4 in the morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
Anyway, I'm done now.
Well then I would be going to sleep also.Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
sleep is for pussies.
Yep, stats reset today and the new maps go into matchmaking. Woot.
Oh shit. Are we gonna roll with some clan or team slayer shit tonight?
If so I need to get in on it with you guys. I will definitely be playing tonight, either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Bungie.net was down something fierce earlier; it was asking for you to use your email address and password to access anything, then it wouldn't work. I thought it was becuase they were reseting hte stats, but that still hasn't happened.
WTF Bungie?
just in case anyone hasn't read this yet:I very much like the idea of a new 2 on 2 matchmaking mode.Quote:
omorrow, Wednesday May 4th, we'll be resetting stats and more importantly, updating the Matchmaking Playlists to include the new maps, adjusted settings and new game variants. All this will happen sometime mid-morning Pacific Standard Time.
The new playlists will include a couple of really obvious changes – the addition of a two vs. two option (called Double Team), as well as a "deluxe" playlist (called Team Preview) that will allow players who've paid for Turf and Sanctuary to play them in matchmaking. Both playlists are heavily weighted towards the new maps, although you will play on older maps too.
NOTE: Now that almost all the playlists include the new (free) maps you MUST download the two free ones (Containment and Warlock) to enter ANY matchmaking playlist. You do NOT need to pay for Turf and Sanctuary unless you wish to play in the new "deluxe" playlist.
Stats will be reset to level one for everybody and it will be a level playing field once again. It'll take several games before skill levels begin to even out again, so initially, players will be matched against folks who're a lot better, a lot worse and everything in between. As you start to level up, you'll also level off, and find yourself playing against similarly skilled players once again.
Here's a reminder of some of the other less obvious things to expect in the Matchmaking Playlist update tomorrow.
A lot of things the vast majority of players won't notice, but here's one or two of the more visible and necessary changes. Note that NONE of these has been done casually. All of this has undergone testing and tweaking. Thanks to Jeremiah and Sketch for the new info.
Sudden Death has been removed from all Assault variants to prevent griefing. If you think that griefing was a legitimate tactic, you are simply going to have to learn other basic skills. You all knew that doing it was bogus, aggravated the other teams and was fundamentally imbalanced. Did we have any responsibility there? Sure. And we've fixed it. Thing is, we accept all our responsibilities, while griefers continue to defer theirs. Stop cheating, stop griefing, and don't cry about how it's our fault for making it possible. We had issues with our designs that did make it possible, but nobody forced you to exploit them. Especially when other teams DON'T do it. Griefers who complain about OUR responsibility to stop them from cheating should dial 911 and ask for a Waaahmbulance.
Round time for Assault variants has been increased globally to give teams a better chance to score since sudden death is gone. That should mean more epic struggles, and some maps, like Headlong, will become very, very interesting…
…especially since we've removed Banshee from CTF and Assault games on Ascension and Headlong. Why? Because griefers will surf the bomb to unreachable places anyway, just to be jackasses.
No more Plasma Pistol / Battle Rifle ownage in Slayer games on Beaver Creek or Colossus - we now use Human weapon sets for Slayer variants on those two maps. This will be controversial and we understand there is some small skill required to use the combo, but frankly it has become tiresome on those maps. It takes far more skill to win without that combo. More skill = more fun, right?
Motion Detector (radar) has been removed in all head to head playlist variants. This one I'm personally ambivalent about. Partly because of my inability to look at radar while fighting/getting owned. Partly because it sometimes adds a layer of strategy (creeping on objective based games, being a good example) but we hear the thronging masses. Loads of noise demanding its removal and almost total silence on the opposite opinion.
Majority of game variants on Coagulation and Burial mounds will now start players with Battle Rifle and an SMG - exceptions include games such as Team Snipers, Team Rifles or other variants which feature specific weapon sets. THIS one we expect universal approval on. Now that I can actually shoot the Battle Rifle with some modicum of skill, I will be putting it to good use. We've done more palatable Battle Rifle starts on the newer maps too, but since they're not in matchmaking yet, you'll have to take our word for it.
We've added King and Oddball variants to Head to Head to encourage more conflict, less hiding and more variety.
No more Phantoms. You'll have to custom game that one. Phantoms was a rarity anyway. Now it's just super-ultimate-rare. i.e., gone.
We've added new CTF and Assault variants which feature Covenant vehicles just for variety. The Spectre is making an appearance and should make for some interesting encounters. Shouldn't really change balance too much though.
Also, I wish Bungie would go temporarily insane and remove radar from all matchmaking modes, not just head-to-head.
If they did that, I would love them.
But they won't, because then people like me become too powerful for our own good.
Most likely. I got my Chaos Theory LIVE fill yesterday, so today it's Halo, provided I finish my animation project.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
They must be reseting hte stats right now, because my friends listing on the playlists only has people who haven't been on in a day, and it says I haven't played any games of anything.
I'll be on tonight to see where I really lay.
I'm gonna miss using ghost, that was my favorite ride.
Don't you mean the Banshee? Because that's what's being removed in Ascension and Headlong for only CTF and Assault gametypes. You'll still be able to use the Ghost (and in some instances, the Spectre).Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
Question: Why the hell does everyone want the radar turned off?
I'd love to have the radar turned off since I'm so used to playing without it. But like Opaque said, it would really make people who don't play with the radar too powerful for their own good.
I played Halo CE with no radar, so I've grown used to not using it. Them taking it out is not gonna affect me at all.
Damnit, I want to be too powerful.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
You already are Chux, you already are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Holla Front, Holla Back
That should be the name of your autobiography.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Sword camping, for one thing. It's far too easy to just hide in a corner and check your radar for incoming targets. At that range, sword = free kill.Quote:
Originally Posted by K3V
Also, I've grown accustomed to listening for footsteps/weapon pickups in other games. The radar dumbs this down, somewhat.
And! I really love sneaking up on someone for a pseudo-stealty beatdown. With motion trackers on, even a barely perceptive player will know I'm following. (Yes, I'm aware that crouching keeps you off radar)
Get out the pen and paper, lets go to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
Nomi and I played this wacky, lagged out game before. People were running into walls... nobody knew what the hell was going on. Before long, it was only me and another guy left. It was a nice bout of 1 on 1. We both pulled out some funny little tricks. Bastard was good with the stickies, too.
I will be on tonight around 11ish or so. I expect to see lots of people there.
Bungie keeps reseting the stats, it's really weird. I was a 4 and we played some 5's and a 6 and won, then when the game was over they were 1's and we were 2's.
It made no sense.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...id=15320&stc=1Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
wtf indeed.
Alright I added a bunch of you bastards to my list.
WTF, radar was still on in every game I played. It must only be off in 1 vs 1 battles. GAAAAY! One new game type I played was a teamslayer on Coag with starting weapons as BR's. Nice.
I played double team with myk. Fairly good times.
I'll hop on when I get home. niggas better stay up.
Assault on Lockout is fucking odd.
Also, I'm a 13 in Team Slayer, what do you bitches think of that?
I don't think you are shit.
That being said, Me, Brand, Mog, Myk, Saviour and whoever are having more fun.
I think I'd like some cheese.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I hope some of you are still on.
Holy shit did I get my ass whupped tonight. I didnt need anymore beatings so I quit for the night. My highest rank in anything is a fucking 3! LOL! I think I need to stay off the matchmaking till the levels even out a bit. Even though I think I got my ass kicked the most when we played Clan and big team games. When it was just 4 of us we did alright. I had one nice Team Slayer game with all snipers. 25 kills for me with a sniper rifle is highly unusual.
Still, my ass hurts from the ass rape.
This was fun.Holla
It's so true.
Me and Cow had some stellar 2v2 games after you left.
I really dig the 2 v 2 mode. Even though the objective games seem a little weird with 2 people teams, and the slayers are a battle for the rockets, sniper, and sword, it is damn fun to play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I got up to 13 in slayer and skirmish, tomorrow I'm going to go for 26 in each (a real 13).
Me and Fries played a 2v2 and won 30-10. It was awesome.
Your stats fail to impress me and Chux.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
edit: Scratch that, make that Chux and I.
We played a rifle game bitch, not some pussy rocket fest.
Besides, you two lost the next two games you played.
:| <------------ that's me still not being impressed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Suck a fuck bitch, we'll take you any day.
HOLLA!
You just owned yourself by saying "Suck a fuck". Next.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Also, I should be on all day tomorrow considering I don't have anymore classes for the semester, be there.
p.s. holla
p.s.s. holla back
Due to the nature of Chux's contract for his autobiography, saying the phrase "holla back" will cost you $1200 in royalty fees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Show me the paper work, slut. Yeah, that's what I thought.
BTW, this is the best thread ever.
Why is gosh playing Timesplitters...
Heathen!
I played like shit tonight actually. Tired and hungry I think. And beatmania bedazzled.
Tomorrow it's on.
PROTECK YO GODDAMN NECK nigGAA
It really is, we're on page 103. For being such a shitty clan we have a fucking awesome clan thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
We absolutely have to keep this thread a page ahead of the WoW thread.
It was started 6 days after this thread, which means we have been going at an even pace since they both were created.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
POST MORE POST MORE POST MORE :D
The problem is I post in both. omgwtf.
I'm down for a game whenever, I'm off today.
Shit, you've gotta start taking off mondays and wednesdays, when I'm around in the afternoons.
Seriously, you need to quit. This is a battle to the death, and you can't be unbias in battles to the death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I'll be playing once I get my lazy ass moving to shower and do laundry.
Oh shit...laundry. I've got an asston of that lying around my bedroom floor.
Heh, I only work Mon, Wed, Fri, and Sat.
Oh word?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
word.
TimeSplitters is so fun I shit my pants. Shame the online sucks thanks to EA. Also, there's nobody playing. I had just finished the single-player hard and I figured I'd atleast see what the online was like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I think you need "Oops I Crappy My Pants".Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
They are biodegradable.
EDIT: It's "Opps I Crapped My Pants!" by the way. Now, imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.
And also for old men like you. Control your bowels sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
(this is the second post in 60 seconds I have put that lol smiley after in response to your posts, good work sir, good work)
HA HAA...bi-curious.