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You're lucky I'm not a mod of online gaming, because I'd totally rename this thread to opaque's epenis insecurity thread.
I think it's hilarious that he didnt even play or like Halo until he realized he was good at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Word.
Do you get double experience if the other team drop out? Someone said that was the case when we where four men down and these pricks just killed us for sport while holding on to our flag. Have Bungie ever said what consequences there are when you drop out btw? I mean do you lose more than you would have if you lost, can I report it etc.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by J2d
You can be banned for excessive droping out; it's considered cheating since it screws your team. Of course, customs and training games don't count.Quote:
Have Bungie ever said what consequences there are when you drop out btw?
No, you don't lose more. Yes, you should report it. Droppers screw you, and ruin your game in much the same way the other team standbying or cheating in any other nature does.Quote:
I mean do you lose more than you would have if you lost, can I report it etc.
Dude, I go 20-0 against people you and most other people go 0-20 against. Me epenis is large and very secure; almost too secure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I see, bad feedback is coming in droves then, kudos on the E3 report btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Had a great run last night. Played a fantastic game of human slayer BR on Colossus. Its so nice playing with a competent team against another competent team. Got my rumble pit upto 10 or 11 and my team slayer upto 12.
Slayer hit 29 today and I also got my skirmish up to 20.
The saying goes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Stong dogs don't bark loud.
But you do bark loud, very loud.
Does that mean you are a weak dog?
Do I come in here every damn day talking about my games like it's my life's work? No.
I talk a tremendous amount of silly shit while playing games.
http://gatesofthemountains.blogs.com...aneMastiff.jpg
OMG CHUX AND OPAQUE TOGETHER!
edit: I'm pissed I didn't get to play today, frisbee and poker = my whole entire day. I should be on as much as possible tomorrow, trying to earn myself a 25+ in slayer. My goal is always to stay one level above Steel Cougar so I can taunt him at all times. And if I am not, I will taunt him regardless.
Steel hit his 26 today, so you might be a little too late to pass him.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
I played a game on Zanzibar and one of my teammates was doing an awful Arnold voice. I got so disgusted I just quit out.
Don't stand for awful Arnold voices... Who was there when I had an argument with the "Other" Arnold?
I was there, and you totally won.
22 BTB.
I was there, it = best moment ever in Halo 2 history.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I still stick my tongue out at your forza playing butt.
I'll be on most of the afternoon. I CRAVE TEAM SLAYER.
After almost a week off, I'll make my triumphant return tonight. HOLLER.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
I am in on Brand + Whoever's action tonight. I need to get out of this 18. I've been avoiding team slayer. Today on training I went 32-3 in a round. It was hot.
I wanna swing for 18-19 tonight on my team slayer.
I'm getting 20 tonight, for real homeboys.
More like -20.
Are you good yet? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Your mom thought so.
It should be, Me, Dave, Brand, and Opaque on Rhydant's account. We were mauling hoes that night.
Brand is a 22 now so we'd have to do skirmish or training.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
And only going up, I'm about to get on and get myself a 23.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I just got my 19, looks awesome
I have to re-dl all the shit because I unbanned myself.
23 in big team battle and only going up.
It's hilarious how easy it is going in with three people compared to going in with a full party.
No you didn't, you're only a 7.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Stop pretending to be part of the discussion.
But it takes so fucking long to get a game up and running. I'm 21 so atleast things are going the right way lately, just wish that Headlong and Zanzibar would come up more often :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
21 get! I pwn you guys
I need to play with some of you guys tonight. I lost my upper 19 and want it back. Anyone gonna be on?
Me, but no one plays with me, so just discard this entire message.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Stop lying, you liar.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Dave really isn't ok anymore :cry:
Sheesh, what the hell happened? Did the mediocrity of UC2 take over his mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
I'm one game away from my 25 in big team battle, and we've already got Swat his 26. It's fucking crazy.
edit: lost a game before I could get the 25 becuase it put us a man down in a territorries game; the gametype that you most need even teams for since everyone is spread out. Still, a 24 is nothing to be ashamed of.
When are we gonna bring my team slayer up? The correct answer is not at all this weekend unless you're on late.
I was playing with opaque's friend Synic X and we kicked so much ass my foot started to hurt.
Like when we planted the bomb on zanzibar 2 v 3 and went on to win the match.
It's sad that it lists me as 4th place here since everyone on my team scored a bomb while I just busted out the whoopass.
Against 13s in team preview.
Opaque is not impressed.
This game was fucking gay...we should have won but they scored the flag with about a second left. I still don't know how.
Well I continued to rock hard all night. I was doing well in team slayer too but we still managed to lose. And you were busy issuing fellatio to KTA.
And the ass rockage was not all against 15's. Just that game.
When I get home from work, I'm looking forward to rocking some bama's.
Holy shit I just slept for 13 1/2 hours :D
Now it's time for Halo!
Nice!
I just won another Rumble game last night. I like this new trend.
Regardless, methinks I'm going to bring my 'Box over TrialSword's house and we'll both pop on to kick some ass with you guys.
And for those of you who weren't impressed with Cowutopia's Team Preview shennaigans last night, I present you this gem of a domination. station. I recommend you click the opposing teams names and check out their levels :D
I lost my 29 playing with a guy who left to go unload groveries in the middle of a match.
Then I went into games by myself and won it back. The best game was this one where we were down a man on Zanzibar but I went 25-10 to help us win by only 2. I'm the fucking man.
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Originally Posted by Opaque
Me, too.
Well, maybe not. :sweat:
Well today was pretty much a stale mate. I played a bunch of big team but ended up exactly where I started off from, and I lost my slayer rank only to get it right back again.
But I did gain some experience on my skirmish.
meh.
Hoped on for a few games before bed.
Won 2 then lost 2.
Ended up in the same spot I was before.
meh.
Just got my 25 :). I'll probably try to get halfway to 26 and then call it a night
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
BEST PICTURE EVER!!
Ok, I need some help getting my Team Slayer up. Now the problem lies not with my skill. You see, I am dominating the other team, I often end up out scoring their top play by 5 or 10. The problem is I keep getting stuck with crappy teams where their lowest player outscores our lowest by 5-10. Occasionaly, I will get a good team, move up a level, but then I will get stuck with a bad team again and drop down. This cycle is driving me mad!!!! If anyone sees me on, do me a favor and join me in team slayer.
I do too. Let's do some shit together.
Yesterday, with BrandX, Synic, etc...we managed to lose like every game. I dropped from an 18 to a 15. I was so pissed I went in by myself and fucking took it to the HOUSE!
I'm just pissed because I was playing GREAT two days ago, and yesterday morning, but when we got into the groove of things I wasn't playing too well at all, especially in the two double team matches I played. Le sigh.
So now I'm back at shitty 18 and you guys know I'm better than that shit. So...BALLS!
Oh, in this game two guys dropped so we played the entire match with no scopes to make things interesting, while they scoped. The other team was a 20 and a 21. Pwned.
No, we didn't lose every game, we lost the 2 slayer matches that we played and decided to play preview. I still don't understand how we were able to own these 31, 32, and 26 level players in slayer who were trying their damndest (and the only reason I know is because they were audibly pissed off cursing me whenever I killed them), and we couldn't beat a bunch of 20's and 21's.
If you find out tell me too, becuase those guys are destroying people my level in normal slayer games.
Went up one level in big team but I had a slight lag on all games played tonight, just takes the fun out of it when you suck and drag the team down.
This happened to me earlier today, except I lost a level.Quote:
Originally Posted by J2d
I rearranged my room, too, and I'm slightly closer to the television. I need to get used to it.
Anyone going to be on at a reasonable East Coast hour tonight? I could use some familiar people to play with so I don't get all pissy.
I'll be on sometime soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
So, I went to a pretty big halo lan with prizes and shit, and it was pretty fun. They had the consoles hooked up to projectors, so each person had a fucking massive screen. only problem was my projector was way too dark (could barely see people in the shadows on coagulation).
The prizes were given to random places, such as 9th or 3rd last, to make the people shitter at the game feel good. I was expecting it to be a piece of cake, but it turns out that this huge black guy in my area is actually competing in the halo nationals. He managed to win almost every game by 5 kills or so on average.
My brother scored a $50 voucher for a game store for coming 9th (slayer on coagulation). He did it on purpose by flying in the banshee until someone knocked him down to 10th, then he'd quickly kill 2 people and return to cruising around the level. Every other game he was somewhere in the top 4 (me, him, his friend and the black guy).
I got my 30 in slayer and I was one game, or shit even a tiny sliver away from my 31, then I lost 3 games, not all in a row, but still.
Oh well, I'll get my 31 later.
Finally hit my 20. Hooray.
[bitch] but now I'm sad that I've barely won over half my team slayer games. [/bitch] Whee! I should eat.
Win percent means nothing unless you always go in with the same team.
I mean, if I only waited till I had a top brass team to go in with, I'd have an 80% win ratio, but I've started going in by myself if I have some experience on my level and in those games I usually just go 50-50.
I got my 18s back after some hideous games. Sad that I almost had my 20 last weekend and now I'm fighting to keep the 18.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
My ratio for wins is abysmal, especially in Team Slayer. I don't really worry about it. Luck of the team draw, often times.
Had a good BTB game today, went 18-1 with a Killtacular and all on Containment. Yay.
Played a few games with Tojokun and his friend and got up to 18 on Team Slayer. Had some great games, and even dominated in one game where our 4thman dropped at the very beginning and still beat down these guys who tried to talk shit after the match.
Played 9 slayer games, won 6 and lost 3, oddly enough ended up in the same spot I was before while fries went up two levels and armyman went up 1.
Whatever, I was negative before, but now I'm just even.
Well, I've been sucking for the past couple of days, so I'm going to stop playing for awhile. :\
See? This is the right Halo mentality. I learned this last week. Trying is pointless.Quote:
Originally Posted by U K Narayan
It's true, the more I play, the more I begin to hate the game, winning or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
I wish there was an Xbox Live game that I could just enjoy, rather than having to compete constantly.
That's why we need an MMO. You can play with your friends, but never get stressed over winning or losing.
That's why Halo 2 needed online co-op.
Hey, I'm sorry about that incredibly gay 1 life fiesta cockfest UK. There were better matchmade games ahead but I don't blame you for bailing.
I just wrote a real long post about Zanzibar slayer. Short version: I don't get it. I die a lot on respawns because when I spawn I'm always surrounded by enemies. What's up with that?
Whenever I play with UK, I suck. I'm usually awesome with BlackieLawless and his friends, and sometimes Tojo. Everyone else? Lowest kills and highest deaths, it seems.
I moved up in BTB, had three nice matches in a row. Waited around for someone to reply to my messages and invites, but I guess nobody had open parties. Might be back later.
Oh dude, don't even worry about stuff like that, I don't leave parties just because we're losing, or just because someone's doing bad, I just felt like doing something else, that's all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I just need a rest from first-person-shooters.
I play skirmish when ever I decide to play for "fun". It's not so much that I care about the my fancy level but my fear of going down too much that I have to play with retards.
Played six BTB, all with lag so I'm catching up on my other big time hobby, porn.
My clan is ranked in the top 125 for major clan.
It's been a rape fest today.
Well, good news folks, apparently SamuraiMoogle and EvilMog have done the impossible. They've found a gayer gametype than Opaque's MLG foo'ishness. Free enemas for everyone!
Mine isn't. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
IBTN.
You'd best not judge me by that. I was exhuasted. Usually I'm around Synic's skill, but if we were both at the top of our games He'd probably win by a few kills.
And he calls you Brett. It sounds so wrong.
The point is this: I won every full game we played.
The point is this: I got more sticks than you on shotguns midship.
The most satisfying sticks are either no-look sticks going by radar or sticks where they head out of sight and you get them by mentally projecting where they're headed.
That's great you got more sticks, but I still won the match.
It's too bad shotguns on Midship is for homosexuals.
Yeah, homosexuals that like to have homosex.
exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
My train of thought - If everyone is just going to stand around single-wielding pistols I might as well lie down and fuck off.
Percisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
So, don't compete. If the people I play with can't sit back, relax, and have fun, I have more fun pissing them off because they take it so seriously than anything else. It's win-win.Quote:
Originally Posted by U K Narayan
"Dude, you have no kills. Why are you fucking here, you worthless shithead?"
"I'm having fun, that's why! Am I ruining your fun?"
"Yes!"
*melee in the face* "Good."
Play Burnout 3. It's fun wether you're winning or crashing.
Crimson skies, though a deathmatch game, doesn't have a very stressful atmosphere in it. Enjoy flying around.
Top 125, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Look everyone, it's The Dave!
Hay guys. When can I get in on some hot steamy Halo 2 action?
Before you do anything Dave, I recommend you join http://www.halo2school.com .
Pwned.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
It's higher than Rampant Faggotry is.
ZOUNDS!
I'm glad somebody else thinks it's dumb. Worst game mode ever, for me (and not just because I'm usually in the bottom third for kills).Quote:
Originally Posted by BrAnDX105
Actually we're the number two ranked guild on Shattered Hand in World of Warcraft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Right behind Clan Copperfield.
I heard the guy who runs Clan Copperfield is a big-headed, arrogant asshole.