Halo 2

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Originally Posted by Mzo

I really hope he's a chick. I figure it's the only good reason to cut away from MC when he takes off the helmet in the OG Halo.

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You're in luck! I gave in and read the spoilers and it turns out that Master Chief is really Raiden.

I heard that Master Chief is really Jesus.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

I heard that Master Chief is really Jesus.

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That would explain the recent Halo 2 ad, "The world doesn't need a hero. It needs a savior."

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Originally Posted by Mzo

I heard that Master Chief is really Jesus.

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I heard he's really satan.

Looks like Chrstian Game Review will be giving this a -666/100.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

I heard that Master Chief is really Jesus.

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That would actually be the best plot twist ever.

If that were true, Creed would probably have been on the soundtrack over Hoobastank.

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Originally Posted by EvilMog007

Moogle and I.

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I just figured it out, you're twins.

What do I get as a prize?

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Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

If that were true, Creed would probably have been on the soundtrack over Hoobastank.

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but Creed is no longer.

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Originally Posted by DMD

but Creed is no longer.

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You have brought much joy unto me with that news.

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Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

You have brought much joy unto me with that news.

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IAWTP. Why don't people inform me of such joyous news more quickly?