NOT WORK SAFE:
http://www.real-doll-breast.com/
:wtf: :confused:
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NOT WORK SAFE:
http://www.real-doll-breast.com/
:wtf: :confused:
The more interesting story is, how the hell did you find this?
I think it's fake, but I still want one for my desk at work. (o)
a good strees realiver
damn that's eerie.
Well... um... that's a long story...Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Nah, really a friend IMed it to me. Didn't think to ask how he found it though. :wtf:
HA! I can feel my real ones at home for free!
...can we?Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl20
Nope, unless you pay 68 dollars. A squeeze.
I'm sure half the guys on here could just shave their chest and get the same effect. :p
That site has gotta be real. I have a picture from some random website of a vending machine full of those things.
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Originally Posted by Tragic
Anyone who thinks that a site called http://www.real-doll-breast.com/ is work safe deserves to get fired.
A vending machine...?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Yep. It was in one of those "pick the toy up and drop it down the slot" machines with a clear square case.
Somebody posted a thread relating to Real dolls awhile back. They're some kind of super advanced sex-doll that goes for around $6000 if I remember correctly. It's for the socially and sexually challenged.
Wasn't there an ep of Jerry Springer about two rednecks fighting over a sex doll?
Maybe it's the lighting but the nips look completely wrong. It's like an extra-large eraser stub poking out of a flesh-colored ball, and the coloring is just plain off.
It'd still be the single greatest paperweight ever. :)
James
Me and diff covered everything funny about this on aim
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josh sletcher: http://www.real-doll-breast.com/
josh sletcher: did you see that?
IronOfPlant: not yet
IronOfPlant: Ive always wanted something like that
josh sletcher: lol
josh sletcher: perv
IronOfPlant: you know, to leave in my yet to have living room
IronOfPlant: by the remote
IronOfPlant: and be like "hey could you hand me the remote" when people go by
IronOfPlant: and they can be all "ZOMG WTF IS THAT!?!?!?!"
josh sletcher: yea
IronOfPlant: "god, it is just a boob "
IronOfPlant: and, how the fuck did you find this weird thing
josh sletcher: its on sound off
IronOfPlant: oh
IronOfPlant: that explains it
josh sletcher: that is where i get all of those links from
IronOfPlant: so now that they have the large white girl boobs
IronOfPlant: what is next?
IronOfPlant: hairy white man ass? Big black man cock?
josh sletcher: Id buy two
IronOfPlant: lol
IronOfPlant: the idea of this is pretty funny
IronOfPlant: like how did they talk this woman into this
josh sletcher: hahaha
IronOfPlant: "yeah, we want to make a mold of your boobs, and use the best science known to man, to make toys out of them"
josh sletcher: they prolly dont have a woman
josh sletcher: oh
josh sletcher: haha
josh sletcher: shes like a porn star
IronOfPlant: no the history has some really far out there story
josh sletcher: yea
IronOfPlant: It is a unique formula utilizing many brands of macro-molecular compounds.
IronOfPlant: that boob was made by nasa
josh sletcher: hahaha
IronOfPlant: Holding a Real-Doll-Breast, the gem of art and technology
IronOfPlant: diff don't listen to your teachers
IronOfPlant: the real doll breast is the real gem of art and technology of the modern world
josh sletcher: yep
IronOfPlant: the space shuttle, flight, the harrier jet, all cream on the top of what is to be known as the real doll breast
IronOfPlant: I wonder if I can get two of these boobs in my pants at all times
josh sletcher: lol
IronOfPlant: you know, like just in case I need a large fake boob
IronOfPlant: not because I think that would feel good, or something....
josh sletcher: yea
IronOfPlant: omg if i buy two, I get to save 10 bucks
IronOfPlant: well damn, I need two get one now
IronOfPlant: if only to save
josh sletcher: haha
josh sletcher: dude just get them
IronOfPlant: im just kidding
josh sletcher: you know you want to
IronOfPlant: and I don't have 39 bucks
josh sletcher: sell a pair of shoes
IronOfPlant: hahaha
IronOfPlant: the best thing ever
IronOfPlant: To protect our clients' health, we will not repair any returned product.
We discard it.
IronOfPlant: so somewhere out there
IronOfPlant: there is a garbage can, full of boobs
josh sletcher: lol
hehQuote:
IronOfPlant: the space shuttle, flight, the harrier jet, all cream on the top of what is to be known as the real doll breast
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Originally Posted by animegirl20
but...these are triple D's!! :eek:
looks like it would make a good paperweight, conversation piece, projectile....
YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A GIANT TIT, ASSHOLE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacklight85
That's it, I'm buying one.
Every college dorm needs one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
HAHAHA...thats soo true....
I've always wondered what i'd do if i'd have a giant tit. Wait no I didn't but now I know! Paper weight... world's greatest.
Oppai ga areba! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl20
Paizuri wa arimasu ka?
What if I asked nicely?Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl20
You attention-whore, you =P
Attention-whore my ass! The minute she started charging she became a legitimate business woman o' the night! She a ho.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl20
BWAHAHA - haha hehe hehe ehh :blank:Quote:
I have fantasized about those legendary bombshells frequently featured in the magazine “Voluptuous” for years. I have even bought a used bra from Goddess Mendi on-line, but never satisfied my burning desire, until I bought a Real-Breast. Oh, my it is so real! The same day I received it I immediately ordered another one. -- Jimmy, Ohio
These testimonials don't strike me as well expert. Jimmy doens't exactly sound like someone who's ever felt a real breast to begin with.
:lol: This is too true.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
That and they are catering to the wrong people with this thing.I'm tempted to get one now too for this reason:
I think crazy-ass fun loving college drunks outnumber the weirdos and freaks of this world 4-1.....well I hope so at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K