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I'm as shocked as you are.
Now I know who to call when I'm in Jail.
Congrats.
I'll be in jail soon, ask anybody I've talked to recently about what I've been doing.
Expect a call.
All those little girls collectively accusing Mzo at once....I don't envy you sir.
Oh yes, congrats Burgundy.
Good work councillor.
Congrats, sir.
uber-congrats, now that you're like a lawyer and stuff, you think you can help me beat this little "statutory rape" thing I got going on?
Congrats man! For which state did you pass it? Don't you have to pass the bar for each state that you want to practice in or something like that?
Oh and... I know it's been that way for a while but ShineAqua's avatar is really disturbing. Yes, Satsuki is a girl and in turn she has breasts. Do we really need to make an avatar out of them?
congratulations, now Punctuator has a band lawyer maybe? and TNL too!.... and Ironplant!
Awesome!
Good work; as reward I should paypal you thirty dollars so you can buy a nice new pair of sneakers. You know, to chase the ambulances around town with. :-*
Awesome. You're now well on your way to becoming a highly paid, self loathing lawyer... :p
So... was it hard?
Congrats Burg, are you practicing in New York? My brother's a lawyer there too. :)
AIEEEE
congrats burgie!!! You smart guy and stuffs. Now you will wow all those lawyer women...
He tried hitting on my girlfriend at Otakon last summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
It wasn't pretty.
congrats.. now we know who the richest tnl'er is..
Good job, Burg.
Congrats man.
Not if I beat you to it first. You know I'm the master of THAT domain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Ah, naivity is so cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
90% of the lawyers out there make jack shit. Hopefully burg won't be one of them, but this lawyers are rich thing is truly funny.
Congrats, fellow attorney.
It's not about the money (I do fine, though).Quote:
90% of the lawyers out there make jack shit. Hopefully burg won't be one of them, but this lawyers are rich thing is truly funny.
Awesome !!! My congrats to you man. Quite an accomplishment.
Be a real estate attorney, not a litagator. It's easy shit if you can manage two or three bank accounts, you get a title commision, and can charge an attorney's fee of 400-700 dollars for each closing you do. I work for one lawyer, and at one time we were doing 8-10 closing's a day.
Good news, dude. I owe you a drink.
LOL. I was told she wasn't your girlfriend at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
Actually...I'm pretty certain I'm the poorest TNLer right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
Major congrats man my friend just found out he passed yesterday too
sweet now I knwo two lawyers
so who are you gonna sue first?
You poor fool.
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Anyway...I passed the New York exam, and it was hard, and grueling, and I swore I failed, and I was terrified when I saw the results were up, and I stared at the info screen for a good ten minutes building up the courage just to check, and I read over the results several times, and I ran about the house whooping and hollering, and I called and IMed everyone who I thought would care, and I talked to this one girl that I've dated and I still like and now she's taking me out after I thought I was never going to talk to her again, and I went out to eat, and then out to drink, and everyone was buying me drinks, including the cute bartender, and I even put up a twelve in shuffleboard.
And all this happened after I failed a Red Lobster hiring test. What a day.
Theirs a law, stating that jokes about lawyers are mandatoryQuote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
working at red lobster is way more cutthroat than being a lawyer
Good job, congrats!
:wtf: :eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
Hey, congrats, Burg. What sort of aspirations do you have as far as type of business and partnership and all that?
Nicely Done, I can remember not to long ago when you were going through a "I don't think I want to be a lawyer anymore" phase, nice to see you stuck with it.
Congrats. I hate law.
Major kudos and all that jazz, good work.
Congrats! If you come down to FL again, I will take you out to a nice fancy restaurant we have down here called Burger King. I'll even let you super size ;)
It's King Size, you heathen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlas
I got them and McD's confused. It's easy to do. One has bad burgers, the other has bad fries.
Oh God, that would just be perfect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Anyway, congrats burg, even though I absolutely hate lawyers.
Nah, I still don't want to be a lawyer. But I don't want to be poor, either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Regus
Show him your titties too. He's earned it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlas
Hey, I don't judge. Don't hate the player, hate the game!Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Neither do I, I just thought it was funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Hey diff, you dont want to get charged with sexual harassment.. then have burgundy use his new found Law powers..Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Burgundy - She's trying to butter you up so that you won't charge her lawyer fees when she sues everyone on TNL for sexual harassment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlas
Actually, I might need a lawyer. I'm suing my former boss over an insurance thing.
Expect a PM!
Well, maybe not, but congratulations!
Congrats.
Hey, speaking of passing exam(s) related to your field, I just finished passing my Apple Recertification exams. Woo hoo!
Oh, I'm sure Atlas and I can work out some sort of a payment plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedCoKid
>.> Note the key words AT THE TIME.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Times change.
You passed the bar. Now I really believe hell has frozen over.
I don't get it.
nice ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Don't know how I missed this thead earlier. Congratulations! :D
So now what? :)
James
Well so far it's been a lot of wine, women and song.
That's cause they wanna liquor you up, get you to shotgun wed them, then divorce for half your crap while they listen to that "money money money" song on a cd - after all, you're a lawyer and apparently wipe with fifties, so you can afford to replace it all! :chick: