Weird Habbits

I've got some time to kill so here I go...

- I enjoy shitting places other than my home. Back in high school I had my "own" shitter. By the end of my freshmen year everyone just knew not to be using it right after the last bell of the day rung or there'd be hell to pay. And after just 3 months at ITT Tech I've got a favorite shitter in the one restroom. I guess it's the exact opposite of the homebase theory

- When I lived alone I was basically nudist whenever I was home alone. For some reason I really got a kick out of cooking in the nude.

- I need background noise to fall asleep unless I'm sleeping with someone else.

- I crack my ankles about a dozen times every half hour. It freaks out most people who aren’t used to it.

- I can't sleep when the room is warm or hot.

- If I've been playing X-COM or Civ 3 for an extended period of time it's almost impossible for me to tell myself "just one more turn" and actually stop playing. I've gotta do it abruptly like ripping off a band-aid in one quick stroke.

- I bite my nails and the skin around them until they bleed or start to really hurt.

- I flip the remote while I'm watching TV and if I'm not then I'm pulling the battery cover off & back on rapidly.

- When I was younger and I could reach them I would bite my toenails after I got out of the shower.

- I think it's disgusting to clean myself in a bath. But I love to relax in one after I've showered.

- I can kinda turn off my brain (or, clear my mind) at a moments notice. It's pretty much like meditating but I've been able to do it since long before I knew what meditation was.

I like finding secluded far away bathrooms that no one ever visits, I've sought those out in the campus i go to, some are in basement levels of buildings where maybe a couple rats hang out and thats it. One of the greatest one's i've ever been to was in the hilton hotel attached to this galleria type mall (read: rich ppl's mall), there was a vacant 'ballroom' on the floor connected to the mall and i slipped in through the door and found a restroom on the very right. The place was like a magic kingdom, the sinks were lined with gold and all this fancy stuff, i have expected there should've been some attendant still sitting in there, sleeping or something. It was a palace. A piss palace.

But I'll take pissing outside over any palace - to the earth we return!

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Originally Posted by Roufuss

I believe this.

Shit, one time I went into Wal-Mart, went to go piss, and in the bathroom was AT LEAST a foot long turd laid out on the floor, like someone walked backwards as it came out of his ass.

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I SWEAR I had Wal-Mart bathrooms in mind when I made this post! Right on the money, R. :lol:

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Originally Posted by MVS

Shit at home, and you avoid that problem.

Plus, my shitter has Watchmen and Maxim.

Teh Win.

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I don't see how people are in the can long enough to read.

For me, it's SIDDOWN, CRAP, and GO. Less than 2 minutes.

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

For me, it's SIDDOWN, CRAP, and GO. Less than 2 minutes.

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I dont understand how people can shit that quickly.

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Originally Posted by Mman

I dont understand how people can shit that quickly.

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If I just go in and shit I'll be out in less then a minute most of the time, although a lot of the time I use taking a shit as a good reason to do some reading so I'm usually in there for about ten minutes.

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

I don't see how people are in the can long enough to read.

For me, it's SIDDOWN, CRAP, and GO. Less than 2 minutes.

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Hell, I've read Watchmen from cover to cover before while I was on the shitter. I need something in there to read while I'm dropping the kids off at the pool, preferably manga, comics or a magazine.

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Originally Posted by Mman

I dont understand how people can shit that quickly.

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Practice.

Shit and move on, no meditation or reading necessary.

Damn right. You guys that have to push too hard need more fiber.

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Originally Posted by station82o

I like finding secluded far away bathrooms that no one ever visits, I've sought those out in the campus i go to, some are in basement levels of buildings where maybe a couple rats hang out and thats it. One of the greatest one's i've ever been to was in the hilton hotel attached to this galleria type mall (read: rich ppl's mall), there was a vacant 'ballroom' on the floor connected to the mall and i slipped in through the door and found a restroom on the very right. The place was like a magic kingdom, the sinks were lined with gold and all this fancy stuff, i have expected there should've been some attendant still sitting in there, sleeping or something. It was a palace. A piss palace.

But I'll take pissing outside over any palace - to the earth we return!

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I did the same thing at UofT. Damn.

We're all fuckign weird.

Except for Diffx. He is a king among men.

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

Damn right. You guys that have to push too hard need more fiber.

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It's not about pushing. I enjoy a good shit.