Chicks can actually piss standing up, cowtopia.
I feel happy I'm a man every second of the day. Tits would be fascinating to have, but pale compared to the rest of the bullshit that goes in tow.
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Chicks can actually piss standing up, cowtopia.
I feel happy I'm a man every second of the day. Tits would be fascinating to have, but pale compared to the rest of the bullshit that goes in tow.
I take it you never go on vacations or long trips?Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
Not only am I aware of this, I've seen it live, in practice. Would you take that over what you've got though? It's not exactly the same. And you can't exactly play "fireman" either.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
I agree 100% with this post. As a matter of fact, it's a shame dicks are so repulsive, because it's often difficult to even just deal with about 95% of women.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
The only disagreeable thing I find with being a man is this fucking spiky itchy beard crap, but there are supposedly feminine ways of dealing with this.
I am a remote flipper.
I sleep at all times of the year with a fan blowing directly on my face.
If I am walking down a hall way or something and I see like a desk or any sort of waist high object, I flick my right pinky finger against it as hard as I can.
I am counter top drummer.
Depends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I went camping once, and didn't shit for 8 days.
Beyond 8 days, I have to find a new home to call my own. Barring those exceptions, it's not going to happen.
Oh yeah another one, i get really paranoid sometimes...
Like i know ive put my purse and my phone in my bag 30 seconds ago yet ill check again and again to see if its there, it only happens when im on tho so i think instead of moodswings i go all paranoid, really annoys me tho! Like i cant stop meself from looking lol!
Any other girls get paranoid around that time of month?
Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
Uhm, Good for you?
You asked.
And I'll regret that till the day I die.
Damn. 4 days was the longest I ever went without droppin a deuce. I owe that to 6th grade camp.