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I didn't say there's no point. My hands feel dirty. So I wash them.
Wasn't talking about my life, was thinking of posting history, but GG on missing that point, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone
Ah, I wasn't trying to take a shot at your life, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
All I was saying was that that is all I know of you from your posts, ie, you don't seem to have anything to say.
Woah, dude. You're starting to sound like they washed your brain but good. You do mention the USMC a lot. You gotta fight the power Gohron - overcome the seeds of death and destruction they planted within you ::sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Either that or rejoin, kick some ass, and get it out of your system. ( And get one of those Marine Corps tatoos on your chest like Gung-Ho has.)
I didnt even think mtv played videos anymore it all seems to just be bad shows.
Yup, sans Wildboys and Pimp My Ride, cuz they rock.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacklight85
Yah Mtv shows videos,late at night, around 12:00 am to around 10:00 am..
MTV is only good for the XM MTV station.
Who doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy
holly shit, i'm not the only one who does this. Theirs something about taking a shit, and then hitting the showers..
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
Pissing in the ocean is soooooo awesome. There's no feeling like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
Um, I pick the skin on my thumbs pretty badly. Especially when I'm bored. It's fairly disgusting.
MVS, I'm willing to let you shit on my head so you can break your habit.
She'd have to be wearing a skirt, though. That's kind of limiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Originally Posted by NightWolve
I'll bet you mean "I also think you're argumentive."
=P
Wow, it's weird that I share so many of the same habits as you guys.
-Can't fall asleep without a fan going
-Talking to/arguing with myself. In some cases, however, I'll actually go off on a tangent and make up epic storylines with fleshed out characters and multiple voices to go with them. A single story often goes on for days.
-Pissing outside is a special and free kind of feeling.
-I also do the "Did I just lock the door?" thing. Even though I KNOW I locked it like five seconds ago I'll go back and double check. My dad has this annoying habit as well, but I don't think I got it from him. People used to steal my stuff all the time when I was a kid until I learned how to say "Fuck you!" and started beating the shit out of people. But always having things taken from me had its effect of making me a seriously paranoid son-of-a-bitch.
I don't recall anybody inviting you in here to pass self-righteous judgement on everybody.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone
I think I do this, but definitely to a lesser extent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
My mom does this incessantly. We usually had to plan ahead to make it anywhere on time because she'd always have to go back and check to see if the house was locked. And this is after pulling and yanking on the door knob for five minutes before we ever leave the parking lot. Sweet lady, but a bit crazy with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
Here's some weird food habits.
I occasionally will drink Worcestershire sauce straight from the bottle (not much, just a quick couple of swigs now and then), and will easily drink one of those little ReaLemon lemon juice bottles in one sitting. I also like to suck on boullion cubes, though about halway through it gets way too salty to bear.
Hmm, I used to do this when I was a kid. Then again I also used to make marshmallow spread sandwhiches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
I kill hobos.
Maybe MVS has this in his bathroom:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I like to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
IBTNQuote:
Originally Posted by MVS
A marshmellow fluff sandwhich? Didn't feel like going all out and making a fluffernutter?Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
Marshmallow fluff, peanut butter and banana sandwiches rule.
I'm glad there's more people who do that, because I was starting to think I was losing my mind :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
At work I usually think of some kind of epic that will take an entire week, fully detailed and I speak the voices of each character outloud.
When I eat non-frosted pop tarts I break them apart into as many no-crust pieces as possbile and only eat the filling parts.
If I do something with one hand, I usually do it with the other. Okay, that sounds horrible.
I do NOT sit down on the toilet ANYWHERE EXCEPT MY HOME, and when I first got into my duplex, you best believe I changed my toilet seat as SOON as I got here. In fact, I don't poop anywhere else EXCEPT for home if I can help it. I pooped at school very few times in grade school, none in middle, and definitely NONE in high-school.
I can't sit still during briefings/show/presentations/anything. I have be on the go, or else I'll go mad. This part KILLED me during basic training, because during "classes" you have to sit up constantly.
I LOVE going to sleep on the floor, and I have since I was a kid. Give me a floor and a few minutes, and I'm out like a light.
Sleeping on the floor is also good for your back, assuming you sleep on your back. I also enjoy having a fan going when trying to sleep, as the noise drowns out other stuff, and is just calming. I also prefer cold situations to hot ones, which is where this likely comes from for me. My rationale is that you can always adds layers when it's chilly, but you can't do anything past nudity when it's hot. The Home Base Theory is a smart one, especially given the horrid state of far too many public bathrooms. Stone, one day we might be able to live up to your standards, until then, we'll have to be human.
<3Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
That's called Home Base Theory, and it's in full effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
I always called my mother and told her to get me the shit out of class if I had to go to the bathroom in high school.
Whoever thought of putting marshmallows and peanut butter together should be shot. I like to yell at people who do it and call them "Goddamn America hating anarchists." My roommate eats them all the time, he's a goddamn America hating anarchist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacklight85
Peanut butter alone is Teh Suck.
Foulest substance on earth.
WTF - all of you guys who speak to yourselves fucking scare me. I'm going to have an excorcism scheduled for all of you right away --- :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
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Originally Posted by Mr-K
:lol: pfahaha - Havent any of you guys ever heard of hovering? Would save some strain on your bowels...
My system also got me out of class which was always a :tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Awesome, then I'm not nuts.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Actually, I have a shoebox full of cassette tapes I recorded when I was young doing this very thing. Most of it makes absolutely no sense to me now, but it's still kinda cool listening to a younger me rambling on for hours.
BTW, did anybody else go to arcades as a kid, armed with a tape recorder and a microphone and record the music from the games?
[http://franken.8k.com/stuart2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
Christ, you guys are sensitive. I'd tell you what I really think of this quirkiness, but I don't want to make you cry.
I think it's just natural.
I'm not talking about something like:
Hello.
Hi.
How are you, self?
Fine, self?
What did you do today?
I shat on a turtle.
What I mean is more along the lines of playing devil's advocate and on par with:
Should I call this chick?
Hmmm, it sounds like a lock, do it.
But then you have to put up with her bullshit.
A good point, but pussy is powerful.
Hmmm. What if I call her when I know she's not there?
Good plan, run it by Batman.
By all means, go ahead and judge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone
Nothing's stopping you.
And thats a wierd habit? Thats my morning routine my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I have simliar sorts of bad habits:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
- I say 'oui' instead of "yes," and "merci" instead of "thank you."
- When I'm alone in my house I talk to myself. If I have a problem, I'll work it out essay-style, out-loud. I sometimes verbally do 'updates' about what's going on in my life, how I feel about it, and (if necessary) I try to figure out what to do about it.
- I never had a walkman, so I learned how to beat-box. When I'm walking and not thinking essay-style, I make up mix-tapes (and the songs in them) in my head. In the shower I sing them out.
- I eat bread with everything.
- I over-analyze everything. It annoys me, but the practise is comforting. Without over-contemplation, I feel lost.
- I never make a concrete decision on anything social. I weigh the pros and
cons so much that I eventually lose the oppurtunity to do shit.
I play videogames, drink a lot of alcohol, and sleep on the floor all the time.
You and I are so alike that it makes me cry. :\Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
Yeah, this is all me, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco County Jr.
Dude, WTF, are we all clones or something?
Glad I'm not the only one.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
My roomate sits down to pee which i find a little odd since he's a guy, and whats even worse is that he yells at me for leaving the seat up. :wtf:
Speaking of peeing outside has anyone ever peed out their window because you were too lazy or drunk to make it to the bathroom? Its quite liberating just make sure nobody is walking on the streets beneath you. :sneak:
sounds like he's a little gay
and to answer your second question - OF course, they dont call me the piss terrorist for no reason *FOR NO RAISON!* I onetime pissed off my old apartment balcony and we were on the 4th floor, well these med students on the 3rd floor were havign a party, and some people were out smoking or whatnot on their balcony. When my piss stream fell by they all went quiet, and when they realized what it was, they started a great cacophony that ended up getting them several noise complaints from other neighbors (they weren't nearly as loud before i started pissing), and the next day i heard they were thrown out. So in essence, i got them tthe final violation that resulted in that. I love pissing outside.
Those people scare me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
My wierd habits.....................?
-I think about random shit at the most inopportune time. I could recall something funny from this forum and think of it while I'm talking about 'serious business' with my wife-and laugh out loud. She thinks I'm laughing at her.
-I'll walk up to some people (of the non-threatening type) and make this 'horn' sound as I simulate pinching their nose. It sounds like I actaually have a horn somewhere. It really fucks their world apart and sometimes invoke panic into the 'victim' because it just happened out of nowhere. It's funny when the little kids just hide because they can't see the actual horn. Some ladies ask me to repeat it so they can try to figure out where the horn is.
-I carry a camera of some sort nearly everywhere-beit my cell phone, one of my digital cams or even my camcorder. I kick myself when I miss some of the random yet cool stuff that I may never see again.
-If I'm away from my desk at home for an extended period of time (i.e. vacation), I look for the first available internet cafe.
-Sometime I'll be lazy to the point where I'll sleep in my chair (though my bed is three yards away).
Weird, I do something like that too. I do the "pick the skin next to the finger nail" thing a bunch of people have mentioned. Just my right thumb though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
And for some reason I almost always sneeze in sets of threes.
I've noticed most people do, myself included. I wonder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
My biggest habit is to talk outloud to myself when I have an important decision to make. I weigh the pros and cons, and then debate the impact said decision would have on various aspects on my life. When I'm done, it's usually too late for me to do anything.
HAHA - Thats awesome - Good story.Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
I had a group of drunken friends stay at my apartment one night. I live on the second floor and have a balcony that overlooks a parking area. Well there was a line to get into my one bathroom and one of my friends had to shit bad so he dropped trough and just shat right off of the balcony. I was pissed, but what am I going to do at that point, run downstairs and catch it in a bucket?
Anyways I got up the next morning,went to my car, and realized in horror that I had actually parked under that same balcony :curse: Sure enough at closer inspection my car had a nice little surprise all over it - and that "friend" was out there with a hangover scrubbing my car down.
Who wants thandwiches?Quote:
Originally Posted by SevenForce
If I catch myself doing that, I just make a decision right away. If I decide I'm not feeling up to it, I won't go out. If I feel like I could use some time out (and if people are going to be there that I haven't seen in awhile) I'll go. If I mull it over too much I would never do anything. Gotta fight the laziness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Interpol
Even still that's nice of him to do. I know a lot of people who'd lie in bed, drunk to shit, and totally ignore/forget what they did. The fact that he got his drunk ass out of bed to clean it off is a nice gesture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
It's not even laziness; it's indecisiveness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
I'm afraid I'm going to make the 'wrong' decision.
I mainly do it to get the best "results" out of a situation. I focus more on what I get then what I might not. Still, I think that's a common quirk pepople have. At least to those who think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
True. We all laughed about it for a bit, but after the laughter stopped - I was ready for my car to be clean. Didnt want that stuff drying up and cooking on my car. :yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
That same morning another friend puked all over my floor, and yet another went to sleep somehow with a big 'ol Steak Pita in his pocket(guess he was trying to save it for later<shrugs>) - he woke up and it was all over his body,my couch,and the floor. :\
So I guess thats my weird habit - letting stupid drunk friends trash my apartment.
I don't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
When this site is back up check out Vid 22Quote:
Originally Posted by Seven Force
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video
All of those are the GI Joe "Knowing is half the Battle" public service announcement skits one with Gung-Ho giving the kiddies some sandwiches, then another with a house on fire "Porkchop Sandwiches! Oh Shit, Fuck were all Dead FUCK" , and the classic " Sunshine De Le Busrid - O" ,reggae from the Doc.
These have been posted on TNL a bunch of times. I'm sure you've seen em man. :)
Oh, man. I do that so much, but the subject I laugh at could be ANYTHING, since I listen to a lot of comedian CDs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seven Force
I do that while walking in public. I'll remember something hilarious... it's worse when I unconciously repeat what I thought was funny because it's usually something people would try to insitutionalize me for. I was once walking in a mall, on my way to deliver something to a Gamestop there and I saw a letterboard (those signs they put out by streets and arrange letters on it to communicate some sale or event) inside and I started laughing because it reminded me of when me and some pals rearranged one once to say "Dildo Man Meets Strap On Man Here At Gay Rascals." It was outside a little leauge baseball park advertising tryouts originally.
In the mall, I was getting stares before I realized I was saying it aloud.
:lol: I remember that sign rearranging story, holy shit thats funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Tracer
When I'm at home I always sit down to pee.
Its only cause growing up my mom would put thick covers on the toliet lid that made you have to hold the seat up while you stand and pee. The seat would fall down after a few seconds if you didn't hold it. I basically got so lazy of standing, aiming with one hand, and holding up the seat with the other that I would just sit. My friends would always complain about holding up the seat whenever they had to use the bathroom too. I was the only guy to use that bathroom growing up too. My dad would always use his bathroom that didn't have that problem.
Dear everyone that can't shit in public bathrooms,
Stop being such a fucking baby, nothing bad is going to happen to you.
Love,
Opaque
Truth... however, I have to admit, I almost was crunched up on a foetal position crying in the shower after getting backsplashed while dropping one in a public toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Excuses excuses, you really want to have a vagina, admit it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CypherUppercut
Dear Opaque,Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Got your letter. Have you seen some of the public toilets used by dumb rednecks in public places in the South who couldn't get it all in if the toilet hole was 30 feet wide? Yeah. I thought so.
Best regards,
FX.
I eat fried chicken. ALL THE TIME.
No wait, I dont. Im talking about FX.
Diff, you go to hell and die. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Dear FX,Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Just squat over the bowl then, you don't have to touch it.
Kisses,
Opaque
Had to send telegraph.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Opaque[STOP]
Shitty redneck splashwater[STOP]
Fuck that[STOP]
lol. That shit's pretty funny. Pun not intended.
I believe this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Toilets in the south are fucking sick. Who takes a crap in the toilet, uses so much TP to clog it up, and then the NEXT GUY comes in, see the toilet, craps ON TOP OF THAT, another guy comes in, DOES THE SAME THING, and then the last guy comes in and pisses all over the toilet and the floor.
Shit, one time I went into Wal-Mart, went to go piss, and in the bathroom was AT LEAST a foot long turd laid out on the floor, like someone walked backwards as it came out of his ass.
I normally have no problem with public restrooms, but I'll be damned if I sit on an amusement park toilet seat without one of those sani-shield little tissue things to lay over the seat, or a couple at that. I've walked around for 45 minutes looking for a clean restroom at Cedar Point before. Nasty.
My weird habbit is that I TWEEZE OUT ALL OF MY NOSE-HAIRS ABOUT ONCE A MONTH!!!!
AAAAAAHHHH!!!! ISN'T THAT HORRIFIC?!
Women are lucky, they don't have those things in mens bathrooms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
They got them in all the bathrooms on campus here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
perhaps you never noticed them...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
I've seen them in a males bathroom once in my entire life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakey
I've RARELY encountered a men's restroom without them... maybe it's a regional thing... but not at least having the option, I have to say, it seems pretty nasty...
I've seen them, but even they tend to be "used" in the dispenser.
The paper toilet coverings always seemed weirdly fussy to me.
Shit at home, and you avoid that problem.
Plus, my shitter has Watchmen and Maxim.
Teh Win.
I've got some time to kill so here I go...
- I enjoy shitting places other than my home. Back in high school I had my "own" shitter. By the end of my freshmen year everyone just knew not to be using it right after the last bell of the day rung or there'd be hell to pay. And after just 3 months at ITT Tech I've got a favorite shitter in the one restroom. I guess it's the exact opposite of the homebase theory
- When I lived alone I was basically nudist whenever I was home alone. For some reason I really got a kick out of cooking in the nude.
- I need background noise to fall asleep unless I'm sleeping with someone else.
- I crack my ankles about a dozen times every half hour. It freaks out most people who aren’t used to it.
- I can't sleep when the room is warm or hot.
- If I've been playing X-COM or Civ 3 for an extended period of time it's almost impossible for me to tell myself "just one more turn" and actually stop playing. I've gotta do it abruptly like ripping off a band-aid in one quick stroke.
- I bite my nails and the skin around them until they bleed or start to really hurt.
- I flip the remote while I'm watching TV and if I'm not then I'm pulling the battery cover off & back on rapidly.
- When I was younger and I could reach them I would bite my toenails after I got out of the shower.
- I think it's disgusting to clean myself in a bath. But I love to relax in one after I've showered.
- I can kinda turn off my brain (or, clear my mind) at a moments notice. It's pretty much like meditating but I've been able to do it since long before I knew what meditation was.
I like finding secluded far away bathrooms that no one ever visits, I've sought those out in the campus i go to, some are in basement levels of buildings where maybe a couple rats hang out and thats it. One of the greatest one's i've ever been to was in the hilton hotel attached to this galleria type mall (read: rich ppl's mall), there was a vacant 'ballroom' on the floor connected to the mall and i slipped in through the door and found a restroom on the very right. The place was like a magic kingdom, the sinks were lined with gold and all this fancy stuff, i have expected there should've been some attendant still sitting in there, sleeping or something. It was a palace. A piss palace.
But I'll take pissing outside over any palace - to the earth we return!
I SWEAR I had Wal-Mart bathrooms in mind when I made this post! Right on the money, R. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roufuss
I don't see how people are in the can long enough to read.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
For me, it's SIDDOWN, CRAP, and GO. Less than 2 minutes.
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Originally Posted by Fighter-X
I dont understand how people can shit that quickly.
If I just go in and shit I'll be out in less then a minute most of the time, although a lot of the time I use taking a shit as a good reason to do some reading so I'm usually in there for about ten minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mman
Hell, I've read Watchmen from cover to cover before while I was on the shitter. I need something in there to read while I'm dropping the kids off at the pool, preferably manga, comics or a magazine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mman
Shit and move on, no meditation or reading necessary.
Damn right. You guys that have to push too hard need more fiber.
I did the same thing at UofT. Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
We're all fuckign weird.
Except for Diffx. He is a king among men.
It's not about pushing. I enjoy a good shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
I spend a good 25 mins in the bathroom reading.
And I'm a firm practicer of the home base theory as well. Only I take it one step further. I refuse to shit in the 2 bathrooms that everyone else in the house uses. The basement bathroom is all for me.
I make loud fart noises in the stall I'm in. I use my mouth, and it usually clears the bathroom within 30 seconds and is always good for a laugh.
Yeah I don't get how people can stay long enough in the shitter to read something - the smell, the feeling of uncleanliness - doesn't that bother you while you flip pages?
You gots to love the smell.Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
As for the uncleanliness--I'm going to wipe my ass right after anyway, so what the big deal.
If necessary, I can be in and out while dropping a deucer within a few minute, unless it's especially messy (like the ones where the wiping NEVER ENDS OMG). However, if I'm at home, I like to sit, wipe, and then kind of zone out for at least 5 minutes just rehabilitating. It's an awesome feeling.
Anyways, habits: I crack bones constantly. Toes (when barefoot, I use the toes of my other feet to crack them), ankles, knees, hip bones, back, shoulder, elbows, wrists (the best feeling to me, since I can only pop my wrist once every few weeks or so), knuckles (first and second on every finger), and neck.
I also love my room to be an arctic tundra when I sleep. However, it makes turning the alarm off and getting out of bed extremely difficult in the morning. Because of this, I have adjusted my ears to completely tune out my mega-loud alarm clock that's across the room.
THE ELATIONQuote:
Originally Posted by station82o
Men read in the shitter to get away from their wives for a few minutes, that's the only real reason to do it.
I've tried that "reading on the can" thing, but it doesn't work for me.
I always end up getting it out before I'm done with the first paragraph.
..and nothing...and I mean NOTHING...beats a "clean cut". You know what I mean.
There have been rare occassions where I've been in and out of the shitter in less than a minute. It wasn't the runs, just a solid, easy "whoosh shit".
Siddown, WHOOSH, there ya go.
This thread is becoming dangerously close to derailing into "Shitting Habits. Share Yours".
I'll make that porcelon cry, I don't give a fuck. For those special moments, when the paint is peeling, I got a few smokes and some matches.Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
Turd be dammed, when I want to get some peace and be left the fuck alone, the shitter is the one place I can do that.