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23 Nov 2004, 04:18 AM
Opaque

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

There have been rare occassions where I've been in and out of the shitter in less than a minute. It wasn't the runs, just a solid, easy "whoosh shit".

Siddown, WHOOSH, there ya go.

I was in the desert for two days this weekend and for some reason didn't need to shit, (I'm thinking camping just kind of does that to you, like maybe MVS didn't even try to not shit for 8 days, maybe his body just kind of knew not to) anyway, after the long car ride home I did one of those, and it was great.
23 Nov 2004, 07:49 AM
station82o

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Originally Posted by MVS

I'll make that porcelon cry, I don't give a fuck. For those special moments, when the paint is peeling, I got a few smokes and some matches.

Turd be dammed, when I want to get some peace and be left the fuck alone, the shitter is the one place I can do that.

but don't you live alone anyway?
23 Nov 2004, 11:21 AM
Tracer

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Originally Posted by station82o

I like finding secluded far away bathrooms that no one ever visits, I've sought those out in the campus i go to, some are in basement levels of buildings where maybe a couple rats hang out and thats it. One of the greatest one's i've ever been to was in the hilton hotel attached to this galleria type mall (read: rich ppl's mall), there was a vacant 'ballroom' on the floor connected to the mall and i slipped in through the door and found a restroom on the very right. The place was like a magic kingdom, the sinks were lined with gold and all this fancy stuff, i have expected there should've been some attendant still sitting in there, sleeping or something. It was a palace. A piss palace.

But I'll take pissing outside over any palace - to the earth we return!

Hah! I remember that. It was in the Westin Oaks Galleria, in the ballroom outside of Lorenzo's off the Chevy Chase wing.

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Originally Posted by Andrew

I make loud fart noises in the stall I'm in. I use my mouth, and it usually clears the bathroom within 30 seconds and is always good for a laugh.

"ARRRHUGG... BLOODSHED!!"
23 Nov 2004, 12:40 PM
FX

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Originally Posted by Opaque

I was in the desert for two days this weekend and for some reason didn't need to shit, (I'm thinking camping just kind of does that to you, like maybe MVS didn't even try to not shit for 8 days, maybe his body just kind of knew not to) anyway, after the long car ride home I did one of those, and it was great.

I was in the desert for 3 months back in 2003, and for the first few days, all I did was shit water from all the H20 that was introduced into my diet.

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Originally Posted by Tragic

This thread is becoming dangerously close to derailing into "Shitting Habits. Share Yours".

She-ut. :p
23 Nov 2004, 12:56 PM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by station82o

I like finding secluded far away bathrooms that no one ever visits, I've sought those out in the campus i go to, some are in basement levels of buildings where maybe a couple rats hang out and thats it.

The library bathroom here is way too busy at night, so when I need to shit, I go to the adjacent building's lowest floor and dump there. It's usually nice and quiet, not much going on at 11:00pm at night or whatever. The building is Royce Hall if anyone is familiar with UCLA, its the main campus landmark. Anyway, a few weeks ago I was down there taking a shit and I heard, a few stalls over, some groaning and some fap-fap-fapping. And then, a few weeks later, I was reading the school newspaper and the guy alluded to the fact that some strange shit goes down in that bathroom.

NO PLACE IS SAFE.
23 Nov 2004, 01:23 PM
Jetman

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Originally Posted by Andrew

I make loud fart noises in the stall I'm in. I use my mouth, and it usually clears the bathroom within 30 seconds and is always good for a laugh.

haha, I shat in a casino one time, and a few stalls over some guy sounded like he was dying.He was groaning, banging and shaking the stalls, yelling "Oh Fuck, Dammit!!". All I could do was laugh my ass off, out loud. For some reason it was just the funniest thing. I think I made the guy even angrier though because I started yelling out Austin Powers quotes:

-Who...does...Number...One...work...for..?

- Give that terd Hell,man!

When I got done I asked if he was alright and he told me to fuck off. :D

Now everytime I go to a public bathroom and I know a friend is in their I yell out the "Who does Number 1 work for line".

On a side note I have a friend who eats while he shits. Which is a really weird gross fucking habit if you ask me. I'm talking he'll take a TV dinner or some pizza in with him while he does his duty. :yuck:
23 Nov 2004, 01:34 PM
Jed

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On a side note I have a friend who eats while he shits. Which is a really weird gross fucking habit if you ask me. I'm talking he'll take a TV dinner or some pizza in with him while he does his duty. :yuck:

That is seriously the sickest fucking thing I've ever heard of. Beyond gross

I've got a thing for shitting on airplanes. As soon as the fasten seatbelts light goes off, I'm headin for the bathroom. Theres just something so surreal about taking a dump while flying through the air in a metal tube at 20,000 feet.
23 Nov 2004, 01:43 PM
Bacon McShig

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-Who...does...Number...One...work...for..?

Um, wasn't it Number Two?
23 Nov 2004, 01:54 PM
Tragic

Yeah... if you're going number two outta your number one you've got a real problem... or something...
23 Nov 2004, 02:04 PM
Drewbacca

Try saying: "What the hell is that?" softly in the stall too. it doesn't work at my school anymore, though, because everyone who goes in to that bathroom knows who I am. But my dream is to someday go into a bathroom with an attendant and get him to quit.
23 Nov 2004, 02:33 PM
Jetman

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Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

Um, wasn't it Number Two?

It should be, but in the movie they say " #1".

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Originally Posted by Jed

I've got a thing for shitting on airplanes. As soon as the fasten seatbelts light goes off, I'm headin for the bathroom. Theres just something so surreal about taking a dump while flying through the air in a metal tube at 20,000 feet.

Just dont flush while you're sitting down or you may lose a lot more than your turd ;)

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Originally Posted by Andrew

Try saying: "What the hell is that?" softly in the stall too.

:lol: Good one. I think if I heard someone say that in a bathroom It'd be hard to keep from laughing.or freaking out.

Did anyone ever see any of the older Manshow's when Jimmy Kimmel would sit in a stall and just talk to the guy next to him, followed by scooting under the stall a plate with a gooey brownie on it? classic.
23 Nov 2004, 02:57 PM
Jeremy

Um, they say "Who...does...number...two...work...for!"" in the movie. A Dr. Nick "what the Hell is that?" on the john, classic.
23 Nov 2004, 04:35 PM
Jetman

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Originally Posted by Jeremy

Um, they say "Who...does...number...two...work...for!"" in the movie.

Shit. Maybe I am wron...er......I ...uh.. mean this is TNL, I'll never admit to being wrong.
23 Nov 2004, 05:00 PM
Rocca

Sometimes, after having a conversation with someone, moments later, I'll repeat some of the funny parts to myself. I usually do this in public areas, mostly the bus, I'll just laugh alone and look like a freak, sometimes I'll go to even blurting out the phrase that got me in stitches.
23 Nov 2004, 05:26 PM
Cowutopia

I just wanted everyone to know, I just took a long and noisy shit in the bathroom at my workplace. I did not lay toilet paper along the lid. I did not "Hover." My bare ass was flush in contact with the same porcelain that approximately 60 elderly men use every day.

And it was good.
Real good.
23 Nov 2004, 06:50 PM
station82o

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

The library bathroom here is way too busy at night, so when I need to shit, I go to the adjacent building's lowest floor and dump there. It's usually nice and quiet, not much going on at 11:00pm at night or whatever. The building is Royce Hall if anyone is familiar with UCLA, its the main campus landmark. Anyway, a few weeks ago I was down there taking a shit one day and I heard, a few stalls over, some groaning and some fap-fap-fapping. And then, a few weeks later, I was reading the school newspaper and the guy alluded to the fact that some strange shit goes down in that bathroom.

NO PLACE IS SAFE.

Yeah I've had an experience like that - or close to... there is an underground tunnel system at the university of Houston, and in an adjacent "connector" entrance tunnel that is no longer operable, there was a restroom there that no one ever went to because no one ever knew about it (no sign on the door), I found it by luck just snooping around down there. Well I'm in this vacant bathroom enjoying a private shit one day when I read on the wall next to me in blue marker, "3:30pm Free blowjobs M-F". So at first I think to myself, "LOL", and then I check my watch and my heart freezes...3:25pm. It is Tuesday.

I hurry the hell up and get done and after I wash my hands and bolt out the door I see coming down the other end of the hallway a really skinny black guy, he's not maintenence or faculty, but he doesn't have a backpack or books... he gives me this fucking strange look and I glare back at him, then he walks into the unmarked restroom. Well I turn away and skiddadle back up the tunnel and outside to safety - SCARED AS HELL. True story, my roommate back then didn't even believe me so I tried to take him down there one day but they had locked the doors, and I never got the chance to show him again. Thesedays that tunnel is closed like I mentioned but I shudder every time I walk past.

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Originally Posted by Tracer

Hah! I remember that. It was in the Westin Oaks Galleria, in the ballroom outside of Lorenzo's off the Chevy Chase wing.

Haha yeah I forgot the "Chevy Chase" bit... we outta go try out Lorenzo's if we're ever back there.
24 Nov 2004, 12:19 AM
Tones

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Originally Posted by station82o

*snip*

:lol:
24 Nov 2004, 12:36 AM
maruchan

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

The library bathroom here is way too busy at night, so when I need to shit, I go to the adjacent building's lowest floor and dump there. It's usually nice and quiet, not much going on at 11:00pm at night or whatever. The building is Royce Hall if anyone is familiar with UCLA, its the main campus landmark. Anyway, a few weeks ago I was down there taking a shit and I heard, a few stalls over, some groaning and some fap-fap-fapping. And then, a few weeks later, I was reading the school newspaper and the guy alluded to the fact that some strange shit goes down in that bathroom.

NO PLACE IS SAFE.

No pun attempted?

I don't know about your school's but for some reason i look for the buildings with the cleaneast, and best looking shitters.. Lucky for me the Law school building on campus, fits this. So i v gone their take a shit, in their shinny, clean hi tech bathrooms..
24 Nov 2004, 02:01 AM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by station82o

Yeah I've had an experience like that - or close to... there is an underground tunnel system at the university of Houston, and in an adjacent "connector" entrance tunnel that is no longer operable, there was a restroom there that no one ever went to because no one ever knew about it (no sign on the door), I found it by luck just snooping around down there. Well I'm in this vacant bathroom enjoying a private shit one day when I read on the wall next to me in blue marker, "3:30pm Free blowjobs M-F". So at first I think to myself, "LOL", and then I check my watch and my heart freezes...3:25pm. It is Tuesday.

I hurry the hell up and get done and after I wash my hands and bolt out the door I see coming down the other end of the hallway a really skinny black guy, he's not maintenence or faculty, but he doesn't have a backpack or books... he gives me this fucking strange look and I glare back at him, then he walks into the unmarked restroom. Well I turn away and skiddadle back up the tunnel and outside to safety - SCARED AS HELL. True story, my roommate back then didn't even believe me so I tried to take him down there one day but they had locked the doors, and I never got the chance to show him again. Thesedays that tunnel is closed like I mentioned but I shudder every time I walk past.

There quite a few of those public rest areas that have been shut down for that shit. Like gay people come in and turn them into fag parks or some shit. It is really weird. esp for mississippi.
24 Nov 2004, 11:50 AM
station82o

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Originally Posted by maruchan

No pun attempted?

I don't know about your school's but for some reason i look for the buildings with the cleaneast, and best looking shitters.. Lucky for me the Law school building on campus, fits this. So i v gone their take a shit, in their shinny, clean hi tech bathrooms..

Uusually the least noticable or out of the way restrooms (like the ones on the almost always deserted 6th floor of the UH library) end up being the cleanest just for that reason of being unnoticed.

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Originally Posted by Ironplant

There quite a few of those public rest areas that have been shut down for that shit. Like gay people come in and turn them into fag parks or some shit. It is really weird. esp for mississippi.

Yeah, Houston has the Montrose district, which is like the gay capital of the south... so its not too uncommon here but still this IS Texas. What really got me freaked out by the incident was that you'd have to reason either this wierdo had a couple of 'frequent clients' that would justify his prescence there at that particular time... OR, he was so crazy by being consumed by the cock that he lost all reason and didn't bother to think that he was probably the only guy who ever went down there.... either way, I'm glad that tunnel is shut down.
24 Nov 2004, 12:23 PM
Tragic

Like every other good intentioned thread on TNL, by the time is gets a few pages in the discussion has turned to shit. This thread could serve as a symbol for TNL as a whole as of late.
24 Nov 2004, 02:31 PM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by Tragic

Like every other good intentioned thread on TNL, by the time is gets a few pages in the discussion has turned to shit. This thread could serve as a symbol for TNL as a whole as of late.

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