Spreading the Gospel...

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Originally Posted by Molatar

All dragons breathe fire and one additional breath weapon. As a blue dragon, I breathe lightning as well as fire

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Yeah theres always one thats more superior aint there...yeah well i breath....ermmm...something better yeah...

Fuck you Mzo, I was gonna post the berzerk qote. :(

Thanks for the link though, that is some classic shit.

JM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dragon-guy

I quit playing D&D back in the winter of 2003, but I liked Molatar so much that I adopted his name. and add the title Dragon, Evangelist, Ranger at the bottom of my signature.

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I would die in a sea of my own laughter if I saw someone write their signature like this.

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Originally Posted by Molatart

Its something I picked up from Werewolf Tobias, who adds the title 'The Hated and Feared' to the end of his name. I am a dragon, I evangelize both on the net and at work, and I enjoy nature (but not the stupid deerflies).
Human physical description: For now, I'll just tell you that I look like a portly version of Jeffrey Dahmer. I find my human appearance to be embarrassing and ugly, especially the feet.

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:blank: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Molatar

Hobbies/imterests:mathematics (especially calculus)

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OK now this may explain why I suck so much at Calc. Theres that certain mental mind set that I'm missing......along with being able to shape shift into a Egyptian crocodile dragon.

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Originally Posted by Molatar

The 'little grey aliens' we see today are actually demons. Why else would the New Age people babble about them? Genesis 6:4 mentions 'sons of God' that mated with human women, thus the reason why I say that these 'aliens' are demons. The demons' intent in mating with these women was to poison our gene pool so the Christ could not be born. Think about it. These little bastards have SKULLS for faces and kidnap women to rape them. They're straight out of a hardcore porno fantasy. Uh uh uh uh, oh yeah, give it to me, you pathetic skinny spaceman!

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:lol: Oh man this guy's a freak.

Hey, I wonder if this guy'll show up here the same way Ninja Turtle lady did a while back? I smell 'Love Connection'.

His Dream link is definitely more sad than lols, imo.

All these furries and whatever have the same social outcast problems. I don't think getting together and pretending to be animals is really helping them out with that =/

A furry hit on my ex once. He bragged about his tail and dog collar, assuming that this was SURE to get him some action.

...yeah.

LOLLERSKATES!

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Not all furries are knowledgeable about animal anatomy, so there is a glut of cartoon dragons with boobs and other mistakes.

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LOL stupid furry noobs!

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No wonder we have so much 'progress' in gay rights - the judges and politicians are probably gay themselves and want to enjoy their sinful pleasures without feeling guilty.

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Exactly. I'm glad someone had the balls to say it.

FYI: Sad to say, this guy's Canadian.

"I've been thoroughly abused - verbally, physically, and sexually - for over 28 years by my own species. I feel I have a right to divorce myself from the human race. Reptiles have never hurt me intentionally. I think I'd rather identify myself with a reptile than a human because I don't trust humans."

Oh, I know your type. You think "I'll just get me a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids." The next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lazers on the front.