Frag Dolls

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Originally Posted by epmode

i win!

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You win a week's ban, you smug bastard!

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Originally Posted by Opaque

I swear I'm the only person who reads epmode's posts anymore.

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Who?

PS - this entire post is a lie

What a fucking awesome life they have at the moment. And that post makes me feel better, thank you.

Protip - Opaque wishes epmode would play more halo 2 with him. Hence the flattery.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Don't hate the titties. They are innocents here.

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:lol:

Okay, who freaking cares? Let's look at the facts on the ground:

1. Several of them are quite attractive. Anybody who says otherwise has never talked to a girl that wasn't a photoshopped nude picture of Kristen Kreuk.

2. They are actually good, and would probably take out anyone here. So I don't see how the marketing thing is relevant.

3. Some of you guys have major female issues to deal with. It's not their fault you don't have a girlfriend.

4. I am totally joining their forum, and if I don't have Seppuku's email address by next friday, like that blaxploitation guy says to Lebron James: I-got-no-game, bru-thuh, and it's back to school for me.

They just need the Rez Trace Vibrator WHILE THEY ARE PLAYING HALO2 AM I RITE?!?!?

LAFF@girl gamers

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

They just need the Rez Trace Vibrator WHILE THEY ARE PLAYING HALO2 AM I RITE?!?!?

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YOU ARE CORRECT SIR, MUAHAHA!
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Originally Posted by StriderKyo

3. Some of you guys have major female issues to deal with. It's not their fault you don't have a girlfriend.

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No, it's that some of us can actually afford to have standards and not have to settle. That's not an insult towards them, but a general comment towards yours. Unlike some people, I don't have to drool all over internet girls because I actually live in reality.

And why am I also amused that a mod is making personal attacks outside of fight club?

Just picture it. You and the asian chick. snuggling in bed, light kissing,caressing, and then she blows your head off in Metroid Hunters. Dammit thats a woman:)

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Originally Posted by remnant

Just picture it. You and the asian chick. snuggling in bed, light kissing,caressing, and then she blows your head off in Metroid Hunters. Dammit thats a woman:)

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This is why a lot of gamers don't have girlfriends.

I can hum every Rez tune by heart, and I know a cool vibrating trick.