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11 Jan 2005, 02:48 PM
Mzo

Don't forget the GMR guy who came here to call Roufuss a cunt. That was great.

Hey... where is Roufuss, anyway??
11 Jan 2005, 02:53 PM
Rocca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

Don't forget the GMR guy who came here to call Roufuss a cunt. That was great.

Hey... where is Roufuss, anyway??

He was on vacation for the Holidays. I talked to him when he got back like a week ago.
11 Jan 2005, 02:57 PM
Rumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Maybe she just wanted to say "Hi" in spanish.
She is a nerd, after all.

Holla is better.
11 Jan 2005, 02:59 PM
Cowutopia

No argument there.
11 Jan 2005, 03:01 PM
Videodrone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korly

I'm down for playing some Halo 2, and I suck.

Heck I really suck and I would be down.
11 Jan 2005, 03:20 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Anybody who gets them to post here gets to break SpoDaddy's Gamecube. Actually, scratch that. Last thing I need is for them to know who I'm hanging out with online. You guys would be all like "LOL@NOOB, YOU ARE GAY" and it'd be over.

Who wins?
11 Jan 2005, 03:22 PM
Rocca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Videodrone

Heck I really suck and I would be down.

Word.

And just for shits and giggles, took the liberty of listing out FD stats. I won't talk trash but the numbers will.

Jinx Valkyrie Rhoulette Seppuku Katscratch Brookelyn Eekers

I wonder if adding all their stats together even comes close to this guy's work. And that's just one of TNL's members. I'm sure Dave, Cow and Tracer are also really good. ^_^
11 Jan 2005, 04:00 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyrie FD

Hey guys- I for one admit we are all nerds as well...

Just saw this thread and wanted to say Hola!! I also wanted to send a little challenge to the haters in this thread. Come play me on ANY xbox FPS, since I play them all, and we will see what is up. Not that I am trying to be cocky per say, simply because playing some of you is the only way to show that I am a real gamer. I know I have nothing to prove, but I am also simply sick of getting dissed. Being a FD is a dream come true for me becuase I was able to quit my career and follow my passion. I do not see anything wrong with that, but no matter. Just come play me!

I've check all your groups Halo 2 stats before (yes, before DjRocca just posted them), and you are the only one who appears to have any real, actuall skill at the game. I will give you credit for that.

I'm assuming that your friends list is completely full since many people know who you are, so getting in a game with you seems unlikely.
11 Jan 2005, 04:04 PM
Bonestorm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyrie FD

Hey guys- I for one admit we are all nerds as well...

Just saw this thread and wanted to say Hola!! I also wanted to send a little challenge to the haters in this thread. Come play me on ANY xbox FPS, since I play them all, and we will see what is up. Not that I am trying to be cocky per say, simply because playing some of you is the only way to show that I am a real gamer. I know I have nothing to prove, but I am also simply sick of getting dissed. Being a FD is a dream come true for me becuase I was able to quit my career and follow my passion. I do not see anything wrong with that, but no matter. Just come play me!

Hi lady! Let's play baseball!

Strike 1: "cocky". We know this is anatomically impossible.
Strike 2: "play me on any xbox FPS". You're definately barking up the wrong tree here.
Strike 3: "getting dissed". If this is indicative of you're xbox live "chatter", you're definately a rare breed.

Looks like you're out! We look foward to you're next post.
11 Jan 2005, 04:06 PM
Cowutopia

Dave and the PT Squad ought to hit them up for a match or two. And record it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonic the Drunkhog

Looks like you're out! We look foward to you're next post.

psst...strike 1.
11 Jan 2005, 04:09 PM
Klonoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyrie FD

Hey guys- I for one admit we are all nerds as well...

Just saw this thread and wanted to say Hola!! I also wanted to send a little challenge to the haters in this thread.

Can I challenge Eekers?
11 Jan 2005, 04:10 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

http://www.fragdolls.com/ss/eekers4.jpg

Which one is this?
11 Jan 2005, 04:12 PM
Opaque

The ugly one.
11 Jan 2005, 04:15 PM
Cowutopia

Let's challenge her. You thinking she's ugly is +1 to me.
11 Jan 2005, 04:19 PM
Rumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Let's challenge her. You thinking she's ugly is +1 to me.

IAWTP.
11 Jan 2005, 04:22 PM
Opaque

We will never, ever, play games against these girls. Ever.

They release their Gamer Tags to the public, everyone who is a stupid honry fanboy has tried to add them to their friends list. This means they can't add one of us, which in turn means the only way we can invite them to a custom game is to play one of them in match made (which would be luck) and invite them from the after game break down page.

It won't happen.
11 Jan 2005, 04:23 PM
Mzo

I don't think she's ugly at all =/

If her challenge was serious, wouldn't she be able to add your Xbox gamertag to her list instead of the other way around?
11 Jan 2005, 04:24 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

We will never, ever, play games against these girls. Ever.

They release their Gamer Tags to the public, everyone who is a stupid honry fanboy has tried to add them to their friends list. This means they can't add one of us, which in turn means the only way we can invite them to a custom game is to play one of them in match made (which would be luck) and invite them from the after game break down page.

Too much work for me. And we know how lazy you are. (Read: Katamari Score Attack thread.)

If strider wants to make the effort though, I'll play with him if he needs a team.
11 Jan 2005, 04:26 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

I don't think she's ugly at all =/

If her challenge was serious, wouldn't she be able to add your Xbox gamertag to her list instead of the other way around?

Yes, she could, and I could then accept it and things would look good.

But do you really think she is going to make an open space for that just to challenge people she has never met before?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

If strider wants to make the effort though, I'll play with him if he needs a team.

This talk has made me want toplay again too.

I will be one tonight. Infact, I'm going to get on now and un-rust myself. It has been three or four weeks since I've played.
11 Jan 2005, 04:31 PM
Cowutopia

I'll join up with you uhhh....shit. I'm out partying pretty much every night until Friday, when I'm up in Boston for a sex+foorball+Res Evil 4 fest. I can play Monday.
11 Jan 2005, 06:11 PM
I Win

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Anybody who gets them to post here gets to break SpoDaddy's Gamecube.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Who wins?

cka
11 Jan 2005, 06:25 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Win

cka

"The page cannot be displayed"

I Win doesn't.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyrie FD

Hey guys- I for one admit we are all nerds as well...

Just saw this thread and wanted to say Hola!! I also wanted to send a little challenge to the haters in this thread. Come play me on ANY xbox FPS, since I play them all, and we will see what is up. Not that I am trying to be cocky per say, simply because playing some of you is the only way to show that I am a real gamer. I know I have nothing to prove, but I am also simply sick of getting dissed. Being a FD is a dream come true for me becuase I was able to quit my career and follow my passion. I do not see anything wrong with that, but no matter. Just come play me!

Penis envy.

Wow, first the Turtle girl posts here, now this.
11 Jan 2005, 06:27 PM
I Win

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

"The page cannot be displayed"

I Win doesn't.

:(

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/ubb.x?a=fr...2&f=7561017452
11 Jan 2005, 06:28 PM
Klonoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Win

cka

i just got owned by a blank screen and about 5 popup windows.
11 Jan 2005, 07:16 PM
Omni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Wow, first the Turtle girl posts here, now this.

The crazy Ninja Turtle girl? Link?
11 Jan 2005, 07:38 PM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyrie FD

I know I have nothing to prove, but I am also simply sick of getting dissed.

Welcome to TNL :(
11 Jan 2005, 08:31 PM
maruchan

I dont think that was cka, was it?
11 Jan 2005, 08:33 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

I dont think that was cka, was it?

No, it was not.

It was Doc H posing as cka. He's done it all over the place apparantly.
11 Jan 2005, 08:44 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmniGear

The crazy Ninja Turtle girl? Link?

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...+ninja+turtles

She shows up on page 2.
11 Jan 2005, 08:57 PM
Omni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...+ninja+turtles

She shows up on page 2.

Awesome, I remember that thread but I guess I didn't read past the first page.
11 Jan 2005, 09:15 PM
maruchan

I think we should make an apology to frag dolls,. Its not cool creating beef, with forums we don’t have beef with.
11 Jan 2005, 09:31 PM
Rocca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

No, it was not.

It was Doc H posing as cka. He's done it all over the place apparantly.

He wouldn't quit on GFF either.
11 Jan 2005, 09:48 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

I think we should make an apology to frag dolls,. Its not cool creating beef, with forums we don’t have beef with.

How are you not acting like Korian again?
11 Jan 2005, 10:27 PM
maruchan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

How are you not acting like Korian again?

Does it make you mad when I switch my flow?
You can't understand how I am
maruchan I'm on fire cause I say so
I'm on fire

Everybody's in a rush try to get the throne
I just get on the track and try to set the tone
I ain't tryna use nobody as a steppin stone
But don't compare me to some bitch..
11 Jan 2005, 11:09 PM
Giltch

Word, G.
12 Jan 2005, 12:53 AM
Super-Eggroll

I'm beginning to think that 3 out of 5 posters here on TNL are Korian.

Pretty soon, we'll have to take a blood test like in "The Thing" to find out which of us are really human, and which of us are horrible joke-accounts pretending to be human.
12 Jan 2005, 01:07 AM
Revoltor

Why don't we just wait here for a while... see what happens.
12 Jan 2005, 01:08 AM
Klonoa

fuck that.

There can be only one Korian. Fight Club was the Korian Club till the ban hammer dropped on his skull.

Most were had by his masterplan.
12 Jan 2005, 01:51 AM
Super-Eggroll

Well, I know I'm not Korian. And if you were all Korian joke-accounts, then you'd just rap-attack me right now, so some of you are not Korian. Korian doesn't want to show himself, he wants to hide inside an imitation. Korian'll fight if he has to, but he's vulnerable out in the open. If he takes us over, then he has no more enemies, nobody left to ban him. And then he's won.
12 Jan 2005, 02:02 AM
Revoltor

Eggroll, we're going out to give Maruchan the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... ban him.
12 Jan 2005, 02:15 AM
Super-Eggroll

PROBABILITY THAT ONE OR MORE
TNL MEMBERS MAY BE KORIAN

-75%

PROJECTION:

IF KORIAN REACHES CIVILIZED AREAS…
ENTIRE WORLD POPULATION BRIGHT-CLUBBED
27, 000 HOURS FROM FIRST CONTACT

- We may be derailing this thread a tad bit.
12 Jan 2005, 02:44 AM
Ashen Victor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll

if you were all Korian joke-accounts, then you'd just rap-attack me right now

your Korian conspiracy theories are all out of whack
blaming everyone making them take the rap
but you can't see him even though he's all around
he's a ghost, boo nigga, he ain't never gonna be found
so stop the frontin' and get on with yo shit
Frag Doll bitches in heat just give them the hit
they tryin' to show you dudes who's the boss
so shut them up by tellin' them they already lost
rile them up good so they can show their true selves
which is going back to cooking dinner and cleaning the shelves

Love, Kori... i mean... HOLLA, bitches.
12 Jan 2005, 03:18 AM
stormy

scaring off more females, TNL is a grand place
12 Jan 2005, 03:18 AM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

TNL gets +3 for attracting every minor celebrity we rip on to the boards. First we got Turtle Girl, and now the Frag dolls.

-2 for Doc Astroblue's Awesome term for the fuckhead's intervention.
12 Jan 2005, 07:48 AM
Giltch

Notice how Opaque is always the one to bring up the name Korian...

Look into that
12 Jan 2005, 12:40 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormy

scaring off more females, TNL is a grand place

I think what's truly amazing is the breast:vagina ratio at TNL. It's not 2:1 like you'd expect.
12 Jan 2005, 12:50 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

Notice how Opaque is always the one to bring up the name Korian...

Look into that

cka has already done IP related stuff with me.

Everyone (with the power to check) knows I can't be Korian. STFU n00b.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I think what's truly amazing is the breast:vagina ratio at TNL. It's not 2:1 like you'd expect.

This is the best post you have ever posted.
12 Jan 2005, 01:11 PM
StriderKyo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyrie FD

Hey guys- I for one admit we are all nerds as well...

Just saw this thread and wanted to say Hola!! I also wanted to send a little challenge to the haters in this thread. Come play me on ANY xbox FPS, since I play them all, and we will see what is up.

My friend's made trying to a part-time job, but can never manage. You guys seriously need to clear your friends list.

Also, run. You are all clearly too good for this place.
12 Jan 2005, 03:49 PM
Drinky Milk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

Notice how Opaque is always the one to bring up the name Korian...

Look into that

You're probably only bringing that up because he made fun of your "not-funny"-ness. :(
12 Jan 2005, 07:53 PM
eekers

Drop the hateraid and get owned.

<3
12 Jan 2005, 08:00 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

Drop the hateraid and get owned.

<3

^_^ how about we drop the hateraid, and you post new cute pictures? =D

<3 <3
12 Jan 2005, 08:13 PM
eekers

I have a noob medal. I feel fancy.
God I hate dumb people. Who wouldn't want to get paid to play games as well as have the advantage of being active as a team in tournaments regularly? If you say yes to that I guess you're an attention whore. haha :b

I like Q3 - DM6. As Ryoma would, I'll evolve and twist serve you into the void of doom. you heard me.

Cute new picture:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...nekoconeko.jpg

\o|
12 Jan 2005, 08:15 PM
Fe 26

awesome, kitties =D
12 Jan 2005, 08:17 PM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...nekoconeko.jpg

Totem pole kitty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

-2 for Doc Astroblue's Awesome term for the fuckhead's intervention.

WTF?
12 Jan 2005, 08:22 PM
eekers

That girl in your sig has a plumber crack. :O haha GROSS
12 Jan 2005, 08:40 PM
AstroBlue

There, the LAST thing I would want to do is GROSS someone out.
12 Jan 2005, 08:41 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

Drop the hateraid and get owned.

<3

Your Halo 2 stats suck.

I'm not impressed.
12 Jan 2005, 08:42 PM
eekers

I'm a PC gamer.
12 Jan 2005, 08:44 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

I'm a PC gamer.

Then I don't see how you could own me.
12 Jan 2005, 08:48 PM
eekers

With enough practice I can, what you see on my stats is all I've ever really played of Halo - even the first one. And that's all it takes - practice.
12 Jan 2005, 08:51 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

With enough practice I can, what you see on my stats is all I've ever really played of Halo - even the first one. And that's all it takes - practice.

Yeah, I know. I've practiced too.

Still, if your team want to figure out a way to play our best, we're willing.
12 Jan 2005, 08:56 PM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Win

:(

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/ubb.x?a=fr...2&f=7561017452

God, the people in this forum are idiots.
12 Jan 2005, 08:56 PM
Klonoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

With enough practice I can, what you see on my stats is all I've ever really played of Halo - even the first one. And that's all it takes - practice.

you go girl.
12 Jan 2005, 09:06 PM
sedition

console FPSs blow anyway..

it's cool you guys get paid to do what you love... have fun.
12 Jan 2005, 09:11 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedition

console FPSs blow anyway..

Go away.
12 Jan 2005, 09:21 PM
Master

I'm starting an all-male hop-scotch team. We are going to be called the skipper boiz.

Picures of our hotness soon to come.

(reply if you want to join up, then we'll do a publicity tour in Tiger Beat and 17 magazine)
12 Jan 2005, 09:27 PM
Josh

Count me in.
12 Jan 2005, 09:36 PM
Jeremy

If Josh is in, then the rest of us can get some leftover pussy, I'm in.
12 Jan 2005, 09:46 PM
Giltch

Fear my mad hop-scothing skillz.
12 Jan 2005, 09:47 PM
Do You Like Erotic?

Hey Eekers, don't prove what everyone says about girls is true by letting them bait you. Especially when you wouldn't even be here had it not been for somebody doppleganging as one of our users on your forums in the first place. Your skills speak for themselves.

No but seriously, we all know that if you were unattractive, you'd still be getting paid the big bucks for doing what you do. *charlestons*
12 Jan 2005, 09:53 PM
Diff-chan

Quote:

No but seriously, we all know that if you were unattractive, you'd still be getting paid the big bucks for doing what you do.

Since when was it wrong to use your looks to get ahead?
12 Jan 2005, 10:00 PM
Do You Like Erotic?

I didn't say that it was. I'm pointing out the fact that she doesn't need to feel the need to defend her skills or 'put up or shut up' everytime she gets called out, for that very reason. It's not about skills here. Everybody is pretending like their skills are what matters here, but if there were the case, why aren't challenges being issued from here to everyone that's good?
12 Jan 2005, 10:06 PM
maruchan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master

I'm starting an all-male hop-scotch team. We are going to be called the skipper boiz.

Picures of our hotness soon to come.

(reply if you want to join up, then we'll do a publicity tour in Tiger Beat and 17 magazine)

Well I'm going to make a rival hop scotch team, called 2Kool2-Hop
12 Jan 2005, 10:15 PM
piku

Hay guys is this the thread where I pander to the attention whores?

Opaque, you're good at Halo 2 I take it?
12 Jan 2005, 10:21 PM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

Well I'm going to make a rival hop scotch team, called 2Kool2-Hop

You should start a XHL division. Where the squares are drawn on flaming hot coals, the throwing rock is a grenade, and there are like tigers and shit chained up within swiping distance of the squares!
12 Jan 2005, 10:25 PM
maruchan

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstroBlue

You should start a XHL division. Where the squares are drawn on flaming hot coals, the throwing rock is a grenade, and there are like tigers and shit chained up within swiping distance of the squares!

shh you dont want to give, actavision or ea ideas..
12 Jan 2005, 10:30 PM
eekers

I know I was just bored. ^_^ I took a holiday break and I recommence with the FDs tomorrow after the break.

*goes back to Kotor2*
12 Jan 2005, 10:35 PM
D_N_G

eekers, you are amazingly nice to look at. I saw you at quakecon in the Nvidia party upstairs (didnt know what you did at the time though, working for ubi). Im glad that you are a representative of the girl gamers out there.
12 Jan 2005, 10:41 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by piku

Opaque, you're good at Halo 2 I take it?

The answer to your question is yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master

I'm starting an all-male hop-scotch team. We are going to be called the skipper boiz.

Picures of our hotness soon to come.

(reply if you want to join up, then we'll do a publicity tour in Tiger Beat and 17 magazine)

Seeing as I am the cutest guy here, I should get to be co-captian.
12 Jan 2005, 10:44 PM
Giltch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

Seeing as I am the cutest guy here, I should get to be co-captian.

I'm out.
12 Jan 2005, 10:44 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

I'm out.

I did that!

Do I get a promotion?
12 Jan 2005, 10:52 PM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

Do I get a promotion?

:nod:
12 Jan 2005, 10:55 PM
Giltch

If you're the "captain", how the hell can you get promoted?

And why the hell am I asking questions about an imaginary professional hop-scotch team?
12 Jan 2005, 11:28 PM
Anthony

Quote:

Originally Posted by eekers

I like Q3 - DM6.

Good girl, thats the best Multiplayer death matchlevel ever created.
13 Jan 2005, 12:14 AM
piku

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destin

Good girl, thats the best Multiplayer death matchlevel ever created.

q1start :D
13 Jan 2005, 12:37 AM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstroBlue

WTF?

You merged all of Doc's names into one awesome ubername in another thread that I'm too lazy to find and reference directly.
13 Jan 2005, 12:40 AM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift

If you're the "captain", how the hell can you get promoted?

And why the hell am I asking questions about an imaginary professional hop-scotch team?

I was co-captian.

Now I'm just Captain.
13 Jan 2005, 12:42 AM
Cowutopia

Oh so Eekers is the hot one. +1 to tnl.
13 Jan 2005, 02:56 AM
Chux

He's been drinking again.
13 Jan 2005, 05:14 AM
Anthony

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

He's been drinking again.

Actually hes right, my bad, I'll edit.
13 Jan 2005, 02:24 PM
g0zen

Why the fuck are they posting here? Is TNL so shit hot that we attract overpaid Ubisoft pin-up girls from their own forums to our cesspool of depravity and sexual frustration? Has no one told them that girls who post on TNL with any frequency eventually go completely batshit crazy?
13 Jan 2005, 02:26 PM
Cowutopia

Doc did it.
13 Jan 2005, 02:32 PM
g0zen

That son of a...
13 Jan 2005, 03:34 PM
Brisco Bold

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Has no one told them that girls who post on TNL with any frequency eventually go completely batshit crazy?

Are you sure they aren't crazy before they come here, and only truly reveal how completely bad-shit insane they are after they've been here for a while?
13 Jan 2005, 03:37 PM
Opaque

I think they only come here because they are crazy.
13 Jan 2005, 03:38 PM
Cowutopia

Or to beg for tattoo money.
13 Jan 2005, 04:12 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll

PROBABILITY THAT ONE OR MORE
TNL MEMBERS MAY BE KORIAN

-75%

PROJECTION:

IF KORIAN REACHES CIVILIZED AREAS…
ENTIRE WORLD POPULATION BRIGHT-CLUBBED
27, 000 HOURS FROM FIRST CONTACT

:lol: You rock.

Now all we need is for Wilford Brimley to start screaming and smashing shit up with an ax.

"Korian wanted to be UUUUS!!!!"
13 Jan 2005, 04:24 PM
Master

Aurora is the captian. He is the prettiest boy I have ever seen.

Ever.
13 Jan 2005, 04:27 PM
Brisco Bold

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Or to beg for tattoo money.

A clear sign of bat-shit insanity if there ever was one.
13 Jan 2005, 04:30 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master

Aurora is the captian. He is the prettiest boy I have ever seen.

Ever.

I maybe wouldn't mind so much if he touched my wiener.

*blush*

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