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13 Jan 2005, 06:27 PM
Anthony

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Why the fuck are they posting here? Is TNL so shit hot that we attract overpaid Ubisoft pin-up girls from their own forums to our cesspool of depravity and sexual frustration? Has no one told them that girls who post on TNL with any frequency eventually go completely batshit crazy?

Are you sure it is actually them?
13 Jan 2005, 06:28 PM
Opaque

No, I actually have a feeling it's just Doc fucking around more.

But you never know, crazier things have supposedly happened.
13 Jan 2005, 06:45 PM
Do You Like Erotic?

I'm pretty sure Doc's IP is completely banned. If he was able to do this much, then he wouldn't go through all of this trouble, he'd just create another gimmick account and post under that. I'm convinced that it's them, just because in their forum, one of them said that she came over here and posted.

And no, they're not here because TNL is so hot that they get attracted to here, they're here because they were linked on their forums and challenged to come here. Could have been anywhere.

Whether or not they stay will be the test of how hot TNL is.
13 Jan 2005, 06:51 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Do You Like Erotic?

I'm pretty sure Doc's IP is completely banned. If he was able to do this much, then he wouldn't go through all of this trouble, he'd just create another gimmick account and post under that.

He's made Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, Anomaly, Bad Santa, Tube Fresh, Tacos por Pepe, Whiskey Trigger and most recently I Win which was banned just one or two days ago.

He is finding ways in, this could easily be him.
13 Jan 2005, 11:36 PM
The_Meach

Quote:

Originally Posted by Do You Like Erotic?

Whether or not they stay will be the test of how hot TNL is.

Visitors may come for the erudite conversations of ForumTNL but they stay for the frequently updated front page.
14 Jan 2005, 02:26 AM
arjue

You guys realise that all the ass kissing in the world won't get you anywhere in this situation? You may as well flirt with the chicks that give out sample drinks at a bar.

P.S I'd kick any of your asses at goldeneye.

P.P.S n64 one, not the shitty new one.
14 Jan 2005, 02:53 AM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

P.S I'd kick any of your asses at goldeneye.

Bullshit. You and me, Warehouse, Magnums at dawn.
14 Jan 2005, 02:54 AM
arjue

gay settings.

Pistols.
Complex.
Licence to kill.
Turbo mode.
No radar.
Infinite ammo.
14 Jan 2005, 02:58 AM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

gay settings.

Pistols.
Complex.
Licence to kill.
Turbo mode.
No radar.
Infinite ammo.

WTF? Bitch you crazy.

If we're going to play those settings I want it to be in Caverns atleast.
14 Jan 2005, 03:03 AM
arjue

fuck, any level, those settings, your ass is mine.
14 Jan 2005, 03:20 AM
Cowutopia

Turbo Mode = gay.
14 Jan 2005, 03:30 AM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

fuck, any level, those settings, your ass is mine.

HA! Even if I were playing as Jaws I'd still own your ass three ways from Sunday. I'm just that damn good at GoldenEye.
14 Jan 2005, 03:36 AM
Cowutopia

You all lose to me. So quit fronting on each other.
14 Jan 2005, 03:38 AM
StriderKyo

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl20

God, the people in this forum are idiots.

Sorry lady, if you're just figuring that out after 1,184 posts, you might just be one of them. ;)
14 Jan 2005, 04:03 AM
Master

Might?
14 Jan 2005, 04:23 AM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

You all lose to me. So quit fronting on each other.

I bet your bovine ass couldn't even get no Invincibility from the Facility! * negroid head wobble*
14 Jan 2005, 04:41 AM
arjue

he couldn't even get paintball mode.

for the record: I played as Baron Samedi. Tall or not, I'll kick your ass.

I was known for my amazing chopping skills. I often ran down people who were using the RCP90 in licence to kill in tight corridors and chopped their faggoty asses. I AM MORTAL KOMBAT.

and turbo mode is what sets it so far apart from all other console FPS. NOTHING matches its frantic speed, particularly on the settings I suggested.
14 Jan 2005, 09:22 AM
Mzo

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Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Sorry lady, if you're just figuring that out after 1,184 posts, you might just be one of them. ;)

She was talking about the Frag Dolls forum that she linked to in the post.

Animegirl loves TNL XD!!
14 Jan 2005, 09:22 AM
animegirl

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Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Sorry lady, if you're just figuring that out after 1,184 posts, you might just be one of them. ;)

I meant the people in the Ubisoft Forums, but you guys are dorks too! ;)
Edit: Yeah, what Mzo said!
14 Jan 2005, 12:40 PM
StriderKyo

Heh, score one for late night reading comprehension. [/ForumIdiot]
14 Jan 2005, 02:26 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

he couldn't even get paintball mode.

Fuck that noise, I got every goddamn cheat in the game, sucka.

Not so with perfect dark though. didn't care enough.
14 Jan 2005, 04:53 PM
K3V

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

for the record: I played as Baron Samedi. Tall or not, I'll kick your ass.

I used to play as the dude wearing the sweatervest. Hence my XB Connect handle.
14 Jan 2005, 05:03 PM
Cowutopia

Timesplitters 2 wants to be goldeneye so bad it hurts.
14 Jan 2005, 05:58 PM
Giltch

TimeSplitters 2 wipes the floor with GoldenEye.
14 Jan 2005, 05:59 PM
Cowutopia

Fucking get out. Get out of here RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME?!
14 Jan 2005, 06:00 PM
piku

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Timesplitters 2 wants to be goldeneye so bad it hurts.

Wasn't it made by the same people?
14 Jan 2005, 06:03 PM
Cowdisease

Quote:

Originally Posted by piku

Wasn't it made by the same people?

Some of the Goldeneye developers left Rare to form Free Radical. I agree with Cowutopia, Timesplitters 2 tries really hard to be Goldeneye, but doesn't quite achieve it. It's not bad, just not legendary.
14 Jan 2005, 06:24 PM
Diff-chan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowdisease

Some of the Goldeneye developers left Rare to form Free Radical. I agree with Cowutopia, Timesplitters 2 tries really hard to be Goldeneye, but doesn't quite achieve it. It's not bad, just not legendary.

Goldeneye isnt any good nowadays but people were still playing it a few years after it came out. Thats pretty special. People forgot about TimeSplitters 2 (and Perfect Dark too) about 2 months after it came out. The game is irrelevant and not worth talking about.

Of course Im waiting for SpoDaddy to come in and tell me how great a game it still is.

By now, everyone should know that the current-gen Goldeneye is Halo.
14 Jan 2005, 07:14 PM
Giltch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Fucking get out. Get out of here RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME?!

Believe me, I'm not saying GoldenEye was bad. I've probably played more GoldenEye than any other FPS - heck, I just played with some freinds last weekend. But, something about TimeSplitters 2 got me hooked. It may not be revolutionary, but it's a great game.
14 Jan 2005, 07:23 PM
piku

Have you tried playing Goldeneye 4 player lately? You can literally count the frames rendering...
14 Jan 2005, 07:25 PM
Giltch

Quote:

Originally Posted by piku

Have you tried playing Goldeneye 4 player lately?

Is there any other way? :bang:
14 Jan 2005, 09:21 PM
arjue

Thats why you play 2 players on a simple level like Complex. It makes it the best.

I hope diff means that Halo is this gen's goldeneye is because of its longevity and greatness, not because of the play mechanics.

Timesplitters 2 is really great, but its no goldeneye. The first levels fucking great, but only because its a little familiar. Its fun multiplayer, except I don't think they fisheye your screen enough, it feels like you're zoomed in and can't see everything.

And fuck getting all the cheats in perfect dark. that was some hard shit (plus goldeneye was better anyways so there was no incentive).
14 Jan 2005, 10:05 PM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

And fuck getting all the cheats in perfect dark.

I practically did, without hardly even trying, I just didn't get that FarScope Railgun cause I already got the "All Weapons Cheat".

Elvis kicks yo' ass.
17 Jan 2005, 12:44 AM
Cowutopia

I should play that game some more.

Oh, wait, ClickStick has my 64. Or threw it out. Or whatever. Goddamn.
24 Jan 2005, 11:34 AM
isamu

Quote:

Originally Posted by CypherUppercut

I used to go to college with Seppuku. My pal dated her for a year too. I haven't seen her since college though. LOL, my friends got her into playing FPSs. She really is pretty good at video games. She may have gotten better in the past couple of years too.

1)Did he hit it?

2)To your knowledge, has she dated any black guys?

3)How old is she?
24 Jan 2005, 11:37 AM
dave is ok

Quote:

Originally Posted by isamu

1)Did he hit it?

2)To your knowledge, has she dated any black guys?

3)How old is she?

So sad.
24 Jan 2005, 11:39 AM
g0zen

Somebody just link him to the fragdoll forums and let him get his heart shattered over there. Maybe he'll never come back.
24 Jan 2005, 11:41 AM
Mzo

I begged Gaming-Age to keep him, but they don't want him either =(
24 Jan 2005, 02:01 PM
Opaque

Why haven't these no talent bitches played me yet?

I DESIRE... I DESIRE TO MAKE THEM CRY IN HUMILIATION.
24 Jan 2005, 02:06 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

I DESIRE... I DESIRE TO MAKE THEM CRY IN HUMILIATION.

I share that desire, though I'd prefer to cause it via methods other than a videogame. Ah, nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying.
24 Jan 2005, 02:07 PM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

I share that desire, though I'd prefer to cause it via methods other than a videogame. Ah, nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying.

Speaking of first times, I'm making progress on getting my girl to go along with anal.

It's a long road, but the rewards are well worth the effort.
24 Jan 2005, 02:09 PM
g0zen

If you can convince a girl to take it in the stinkhole then you're eligable to serve as an international diplomat, because your negotiating skills must fucking rock.

Last time I even suggested it to a lady I was yelled at for hours.
24 Jan 2005, 03:10 PM
Yoshi

It's all about finding the right girl. It's not one of those things that any girl will do given the right incentive.
24 Jan 2005, 03:26 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

Speaking of first times, I'm making progress on getting my girl to go along with anal.

It's a long road, but the rewards are well worth the effort.

arn't you the same guy who likes to look at his own cock while having sex?
24 Jan 2005, 03:31 PM
Mzo

Is this really the topic now?

Can it not be?
24 Jan 2005, 04:01 PM
Do You Like Erotic?

It's not as glamourous or clean as porn might make it seem. Thy DNA shall be scarred for life, if you do it, Opaque. Rear entry is for guys with tiny tallywhackers anyway.
24 Jan 2005, 04:09 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

It's a long road, but the rewards are well worth the effort.

Cookie batter?
24 Jan 2005, 04:35 PM
toxic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

Is this really the topic now?

Can it not be?

I think the thread has just improved 100 fold over the previous topic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Do You Like Erotic?

It's not as glamourous or clean as porn might make it seem. Thy DNA shall be scarred for life, if you do it, Opaque. Rear entry is for guys with tiny tallywhackers anyway.

Obviously, someone with real-life experience.

It's not worth the effort
24 Jan 2005, 11:19 PM
isamu

Anyone who dismisses anal as too gross or unbecoming has obviously never had the pleasure of exploring a girl's Skippy chute.

CypherUppercut...still awaiting your reply :D
18 Feb 2005, 03:13 AM
Opaque

No really, why haven't the Frag Dolls played me yet?

I guess they were busy losing to a bunch of noobs when they had an extra player. Man, the Frag Dolls really suck.
18 Feb 2005, 03:15 AM
Omni

Do they know you exist?
18 Feb 2005, 03:16 AM
Revoltor

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
18 Feb 2005, 03:18 AM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmniGear

Do they know you exist?

If you had been following the thread you would know that they came in here and acted as if they would play us. Then they never did.

Cowards.
18 Feb 2005, 03:21 AM
Ashen Victor

no really... why are you so obsessed with them? you're bordering on isamu type obsessing. is the wifey not doing it for you anymore?
18 Feb 2005, 03:21 AM
g0zen

Only one of them is even remotely good at HALO. When Chaos Theory comes out and I'm playing that, they better be playing it to so I can grudge-fuck each and every one of their nubile asses. I mean, they've got to play that one, it's an Ubisoft game for chrissakes.
18 Feb 2005, 06:09 AM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashen Victor

no really... why are you so obsessed with them? you're bordering on isamu type obsessing. is the wifey not doing it for you anymore?

I'm not really obsessed. Every month or so I remember and then come in and comment on it.

I'm not bordering on isamu type obsessing, I'm bordering on interested in the idea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Only one of them is even remotely good at HALO. When Chaos Theory comes out and I'm playing that, they better be playing it to so I can grudge-fuck each and every one of their nubile asses. I mean, they've got to play that one, it's an Ubisoft game for chrissakes.

I would say she doesn't completely suck. But she is, by no means, good (even remotely).
18 Feb 2005, 05:23 PM
Vasteel

The whole problem I have with the fragdolls is that they're trying to front like they are dedicated to promoting gender equality (which they are not helping)in gaming or something. And their XTREME usertags make them really believeable. And yeah, they shouldn't challenge people if they aren't going to own up. I've never doubted female equality in skill, terms like 'girlgood' are horseshit to me. But the fragdolls are glorified booth babes, pure and simple. It reminds me of those ads in old magazines featuring 'Nintendo World Champion Thor Aackerlund". Same shit just with boobs. No one I know takes them seriously.

And yes, anal is worth the effort.

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