I just fell in the shower, and my balls hurt.. aghhhhh..

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Originally Posted by MysteriousRacerC

My girlfriend is throwing up in the bathroom.

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No one was paying attention so I might as well just ask why. :wtf:

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Originally Posted by DjRocca

No one was paying attention so I might as well just ask why. :wtf:

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I think it was his exaggerated way of saying that she was reading this very thread and felt the urge to purge.

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Originally Posted by arjue

One thing: how on earth do you get your cock stuck in your zipper? have you tried putting your undies on first? This is something I never understood, so please, fill me in.

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Boxers.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=12683

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Originally Posted by MysteriousRacerC

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=12683

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how old is that thread?

No idea. It was jsut the first thing that came to mind when I saw this one. Equally out of place, equally useless.

Yeah, how has this thread done on for 2 pages now.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

Just like in that one Richard Pryor routine

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Mudbone: "Quick Chocolate, my nuts is on fire!"

Chocolate: "They'll be burnt to hell before I blow on em!"

I pinched my dick once in a piece of equipment at the gym. You know the lat pulldown machine? It has an adjustable padded brace that goes over your knees to hold you down while you're pulling, and I was sitting in a little too far in on the seat when I decided to move the brace down a notch...ouch! I had a black and blue mark for a few days. :cry:

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Originally Posted by MysteriousRacerC

My girlfriend is throwing up in the bathroom.

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I hope it's a boy. And I hope it's yours.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I pinched my dick once in a piece of equipment at the gym. You know the lat pulldown machine? It has an adjustable padded brace that goes over your knees to hold you down while you're pulling, and I was sitting in a little too far in on the seat when I decided to move the brace down a notch...ouch! I had a black and blue mark for a few days. :cry:

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When I was little I got my dick caught in a wooden see-saw swing, I don't remember how much it hurt but I'm sure it hurt a lot.

One of the worst was also when I was little, about 5 years old. I was at my friends house and we were going around the neighborhood doing what little kids do and we started back to his house and were cutting through the neighbors yard next door to his house. They had a really mean dog and we ran right into it, about 5 little kids faced with a mean dog laying on the ground eating peanut butter out of a jar. We all stood there for about 15 seconds, not moving, the dog just staring at us and one of us yelled "run!" and we all sprinted as fast as we could to get out of the dogs chain radius. Just as I neared the edge of the yard into my friends yard the dog lunged at me and managed to bite my fucking dick.