"Cheesiest" movie quotes of all time.

Quote:

---

Survey: 'Titanic' earns cheesiest movie line
Tuesday, December 7, 2004 Posted: 9:25 AM EST (1425 GMT)

NEW YORK (AP) -- Although "Titanic" soared at the box office in 1997, according to a recent survey, its most memorable line -- "I'm the king of the world!" -- sunk.

British baker Warburtons posed the question "What are your top three cheesiest moments in film?" to 2,000 U.K. moviegoers in celebration of the launch of their new cheese-flavored crumpets.

The line uttered by Leonardo DiCaprio was followed by Patrick Swayze's "Nobody puts baby in the corner" from 1987's "Dirty Dancing" and Andie McDowell's "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed," from the end of 1994's "Four Weddings and a Funeral."

Warburtons reports that surveyed women opted for romantic comedy moments from films such as "Notting Hill" and "Jerry Maguire" and men preferred silly scenes from action flicks like "Top Gun" and "Braveheart."

Despite the gender divide, 33 percent of the overall vote unanimously agreed on the "Titanic" yell as the cheesiest moment.

The list of big cheese moments:

1. "Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio's "I'm the king of the world!"
2. "Dirty Dancing": Patrick Swayze's "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
3. "Four Weddings And A Funeral": Andie McDowell's "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
4. "Ghost": Demi Moore's "Ditto," to Patrick Swayze's "I love you."
5. "Top Gun": Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise: "You can be my wingman anytime."
6. "Notting Hill": Julia Roberts' "I'm just a girl ... standing in front of a boy ... asking him to love her."
7. "Independence Day": Bill Pullman's "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
8. "Braveheart": Mel Gibson's "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"
9. "Jerry Maguire": Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise: "You had me at hello."
10. "The Postman": A blind woman says to Kevin Costner: "You're a godsend, a savior." He replies: "No, I'm a postman."

---

Actually, that one line in Jerry Maguire ... "You complete me" is the worst one IMO.

Any others?

"GET DOWN!" - Any Arnold movie ever.

I can't believe they chose the tagline from ID4 when there are numerous cheesy lines that trumph it in spades:

"WELCOME TO EARTH!" - Will Smith whilst punching alien invader

"I GOT TO GET ME ONE OF DEES!" - Will Smith while piloting alien ship like a hyped-up Rodney King fleeing LAPD's finest

"I AIN'T HEARD NO FAT LADY!" - Will Smith whilst shooting nuke at alien invaders

8. "Braveheart": Mel Gibson's "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"

I can see two sides to this - taken out of context yes it is corny, but in the movie? It ruled... well.. at least the first time i saw it.

Guess:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."

No Ahnuld quotes from Batman & Robin?

This list is bullshit.

"ICE to meet you!"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Guess:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."

---

That easily ruined an already crappy movie.

What is the one with storm in X-men?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Valgar

What is the one with storm in X-men?

---

"You know what happens to toads when they get struck by lighting? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

Something like that.

the best cheesy line ever is from Serving Sarah (i think that's what it's called, with liz hurley and chandler). At the end of the movie they cut away and fade back in with the "6 months later" tag at the bottom, Liz walks out of the house, hands Chandler a glass of wine and says "Now i'm serving you for a change!". And then it ends.

Ace Ventura quotes.

The Mask quotes.

Forrest Gump quote.

Terminator quotes

etc.

I have a hard time seeing that Braveheart quote as cheesy. The movie wasn't cheesy, the whole point of that movie was summed up in that line... Ummm, what am I missing?

I never understood why people like Jerry Maguire. Of course, I've never actually seen it. Just bits and pieces. But I always thought "show me the money" was pretty fucking stupid too.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Scourge

I have a hard time seeing that Braveheart quote as cheesy. The movie wasn't cheesy, the whole point of that movie was summed up in that line... Ummm, what am I missing?

---

Mel Gibson was overacting. It was embarassing and cheesy.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by g0zen

I can't believe they chose the tagline from ID4 when there are numerous cheesy lines that trumph it in spades:

"WELCOME TO EARTH!" - Will Smith whilst punching alien invader

"I GOT TO GET ME ONE OF DEES!" - Will Smith while piloting alien ship like a hyped-up Rodney King fleeing LAPD's finest

"I AIN'T HEARD NO FAT LADY!" - Will Smith whilst shooting nuke at alien invaders

---

:lol: Man, I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I need to pick up a copy, it's so bad it's good.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Guess:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."

---

That was definately a hide-in-my-seat-and-not-watch-the-screen cringing moment.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

No Ahnuld quotes from Batman & Robin?

This list is bullshit.

"ICE to meet you!"

---

I had pretty much purged that movie from my memory and now I think I remember why.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Guess:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."

---

Everytime I hear that I want to punch a fucking kitten.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ViciousJazz

That easily ruined an already crappy movie.

---

There's more where that came from...

Steven Seagal hase some pretty cheesy lines in his movies.

"Come get some!"

How can, "I'll be back" not be inculded

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by MechDeus

:lol: Man, I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I need to pick up a copy, it's so bad it's good.

---

No, no, it's just bad.

Nice Pandy av.

Yeah, "Ice to see you," belongs there. So does the whole script to Top Gun. "You're Dangerous out there.."

Also, Arnold's "You're Fired," in True Lies (right before he fires the missle with the terrorist stuck on it.)

I'll pick a rare one, in the Two Towers Legolas says, "This forest is old. Very old..." which came off as really cheesy. Not often you find cheesyness in the LOTR films. Agent Eldron in FOTR's "you shall be... THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING," que theme music. That was cheesedick too.

All of Anakin's lines from Episode 2 (most of which are outlined or linked to here) are really awful and awkward. This is what happens when Nerds try their hand at writing romance. It comes off as some 3rd grade little boy's love letter to his teacher, probably asking her if she'd like to collect frogs at recess. Portmans lines weren't all too good either... frankly, anything that didn't directly involve lightsabers or the mostly silent Fetts sucked. Bad.

Funny thing is, I've only seen one movie from that list in its entirety. All of Titanic (mocked it, MST3K style all the way through in the theater), parts of Braveheart, and I've heard that Jerry Maguire line, never seen the movie. All those corny movie lines, and I haven't even heard most of them before! HA!

The only things I find REALLY overused are LINES FROM FAMILY GUY. Where I come from, they sometimes make up entire conversations. Gets old REALLY fast.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

The only things I find REALLY overused are LINES FROM FAMILY GUY. Where I come from, they sometimes make up entire conversations. Gets old REALLY fast.

---

Or you're just a negative cock-face.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

The only things I find REALLY overused are LINES FROM FAMILY GUY. Where I come from, they sometimes make up entire conversations. Gets old REALLY fast.

---

You think it's annoying for you, imagine if you had watched and supported the show while it was on Fox and the people incessantly quoting it now are the same people that you unsuccessfully tried to get to watch the show during the first three times it got canceled.

This holds true for Futurama, too, in fact even more so since it's never coming back into production. Fuck you late-adopter asshats for not paying attention to a great show when it fucking mattered.

What about "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!" from Jerry Maguire? That's overused as well. And "You complete me" as well.

Hmm...lemme think of some more...

"I feel the need...the need...for speed!" - that's so cheesy it's friggin' Velveeta.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Galaxia

What about "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!" from Jerry Maguire? That's overused as well. And "You complete me" as well.

Hmm...lemme think of some more...

"I feel the need...the need...for speed!" - that's so cheesy it's friggin' Velveeta.

---

But those lines are Cheesy because they're overused now, and everyone knows where it came from. It wasn't cheesy at the time. Lines on this list should be those that never should have made it through the first draft of the script they were so damn cheesy to start with.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by galaxia

"I feel the need...the need...for speed!" - that's so cheesy it's friggin' Velveeta.

---

http://www.sonichq.org/images/boxes/cartoon/advbox2.jpg

"GET TO ZE CHOPPA!" is pretty much applicable to any conversation, ever.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by The Dave

"You know what happens to toads when they get struck by lighting? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

Something like that.

---

This is hands down the worst line I have ever heard in a movie. Ever.

This is a great quote but whatever, it has no other place on the boards.

SHOP SMART! SHOP......S-MART. Sorry y'all I had too. ^_^

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

The only things I find REALLY overused are LINES FROM FAMILY GUY. Where I come from, they sometimes make up entire conversations. Gets old REALLY fast.

---

Christ almighty. College has ruined Family Guy and Chappelle Show for me because people quote them constantly. As a matter of fact the following things have been ruined for me from constant quote bombardment:
Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Family Guy, Chappelle Show, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, any SNL skit I found mildly amusing, any Adam Sandler movie I found mildly amusing, and anything involving Will Ferril.

I hate college students.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by DjRocca

SHOP SMART! SHOP......S-MART.

---

What are you talking about? There is NOTHING cheesy in Army of Darkness.

NOTHING!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tracer

I'll pick a rare one, in the Two Towers Legolas says, "This forest is old. Very old..." which came off as really cheesy. Not often you find cheesyness in the LOTR films. Agent Eldron in FOTR's "you shall be... THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING," que theme music. That was cheesedick too.

---

You know, I used to be a ZOMG LEGOLAS IS SO KEWL AND KAWAIII ^___^V WTF fangirl (the phase lasted exactly one week), then I realized all of his lines make NO SENSE. Literally, he adds nothing to the movies whatsoever. All his dialogue is asinine.

Yeah but his skills with the bow and arrow are L33T.

he had a better prescence in the books, legolas did.

Anyway, any small bits of lameness in the LOTR films are smashed by the overwhelming power of the other ones.

QUICK!!! CHANGE DE CHANNEL!!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Do You Like Erotic?

QUICK!!! CHANGE DE CHANNEL!!

---

Quotes from Street Fighter just shouldn't count.

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!

One of the worse line's of all time was (Storm)Halle Berry's line in the first X-Men. It was like, "What does lightening do to frogs........"

May goodness it doesn't get much worse than that one.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by station82o

he had a better prescence in the books, legolas did.

Anyway, any small bits of lameness in the LOTR films are smashed by the overwhelming power of the other ones.

---

I thought Legolas and Gimli were bland, boring, generic and lifeless throwaway cutouts in the books.

They had more personality in the movies. Gimli was cool but Legolas was like a fucking super hero. It was pretty dumb. All you need is like 2 more elves and they could've won the war right there.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Satsuki

You know, I used to be a ZOMG LEGOLAS IS SO KEWL AND KAWAIII ^___^V WTF fangirl (the phase lasted exactly one week), then I realized all of his lines make NO SENSE. Literally, he adds nothing to the movies whatsoever. All his dialogue is asinine.

---

i love how everyone just ignores everything he says.

i sense evil, we should leave this place
fuck off legolas OMFGORCS WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN US

Orlando Bloom has got to be one of the worst actors around today. Granted he wasn't given much dialogue to work with, but his entire role in the trilogy is spent looking into the distance all squinty and intense, and then announcing impending doom in the most horrendous deadpan. ugggh

RE:Apocalypse is full of cheesy lines.

"I'm good...but I'm not that good."

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr-K

following things have been ruined for me from constant quote bombardment: Boondock Saints,

---

Oh come on. That will never get old.

"There was a FIIIIIIIIIIIREFIIIIIIGHT!"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Do You Like Erotic?

QUICK!!! CHANGE DE CHANNEL!!

---

Which ironically was one of the best lines in the movie.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by SXA

Oh come on. That will never get old.

"There was a FIIIIIIIIIIIREFIIIIIIGHT!"

---

A cool movie that has been severely overrated by the college crowd.

"OHHH YOU EVER SEE BOONDOCK SAINTS?????"
"... yes"
"One of the best movies I've ever seen."
"... wha?"

In the movie Jack Frost, an evil snowman rapes a girl in her bathtub. When he's finished, he tells her that "Christmas only comes once a year, baby!" Then he kills her.

Er, genre films are supposed to have cheesey lines. It's a trademark.

When Hollywood blockbusters do it, it's hunting season.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

In the movie Jack Frost, an evil snowman rapes a girl in her bathtub. When he's finished, he tells her that "Christmas only comes once a year, baby!" Then he kills her.

---

I thought I was the only one that saw that movie. That bathtub scene will live in infamy

I loved the awesome holographic cover the video case had. Turn it one way- he's a nice, sweet, smiling snowman. Turn it the other, he's a vicious, evil snowman with big scary teeth and all.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr-K

A cool movie that has been severely overrated by the college crowd.

"OHHH YOU EVER SEE BOONDOCK SAINTS?????"
"... yes"
"One of the best movies I've ever seen."
"... wha?"

---

I thought people only liked that movie because it was retarded fun, haha.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

In the movie Jack Frost, an evil snowman rapes a girl in her bathtub. When he's finished, he tells her that "Christmas only comes once a year, baby!" Then he kills her.

---

I think that was Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie, J & SB Strike Back) iirc.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr-K

Christ almighty. College has ruined Family Guy and Chappelle Show for me because people quote them constantly. As a matter of fact the following things have been ruined for me from constant quote bombardment:
Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Family Guy, Chappelle Show, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, any SNL skit I found mildly amusing, any Adam Sandler movie I found mildly amusing, and anything involving Will Ferril.

I hate college students.

---

Hah, that happens all the time for me at school too. Just about anything funny that passes on TV or the radio will be whored out by the students. You can't really blame them but I'll admit it does really kill the jokes. I think Lil Jon's famous quotes would be the worst examples, since I hear "YEAaAaHhH" and/or "OoOoOOoKaYyyY!" ALL. THE TIME. sucks :(

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr-K

What are you talking about? There is NOTHING cheesy in Army of Darkness.

NOTHING!

---

Ehhh...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by DjRocca

This is a great quote[...]

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad

Let's kick some GIGA BUTT!

---

As much as I liked this show [...], that line sucked ass.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by List

5. "Top Gun": Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise: "You can be my wingman anytime."

---

The List lies.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by SXA

I thought people only liked that movie because it was retarded fun, haha.

---

That's why I liked it. They think it's oscar worthy.

Really.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr-K

As a matter of fact the following things have been ruined for me from constant quote bombardment:
Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Family Guy, Chappelle Show, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, any SNL skit I found mildly amusing, any Adam Sandler movie I found mildly amusing, and anything involving Will Ferril.

---

Hmm. Donnie Darko didn't seem to have any lines that people will use anywhere but in discussion about the movie. least that's what i thought. but then only the gothy people i know really liked it, everyone else just thought it was decent.

Luckily since i haven't seen Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, or Boondock Saints, everyone i know who has seen them has kindly refrained from ruining the experience by using lines from them.

I'd just like to say that the lines, "Are you ready?" ... "I was born ready." need to be stricken from all filmdom from now on.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anarkex

Hmm. Donnie Darko didn't seem to have any lines that people will use anywhere but in discussion about the movie. least that's what i thought. but then only the gothy people i know really liked it, everyone else just thought it was decent.

---

People like to talk about that movie when they want to sound deep and intellectual.

I like Donnie Darko because Jake Gyllenhaal is cute and I like the 80s music.

The movie still isn't as smart as it thinks it is, though.

Kids. I read 'Donnie Darko' as 'Donnie Brasco' in the above posts. Twice. :wtf:

How about Karate Kid 3 - "Man can't stand ... Man can't fight."
"Cobra Kai never die!"
RoboCop: "Can you flyyy, Bobby?"
RoboCop2: "BEHAVE YOURSELVES!"

Predator: "It's Boosh*t ALL OV IT!

Commando: "John ... John ... Does it Hurt John? John stick your head out so I can BLOW IT OFF!"
"Just like old times!"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Advocate05

Commando: "John ... John ... Does it Hurt John? John stick your head out so I can BLOW IT OFF!"
"Just like old times!"

---

Uh-oh. Commando quotes.

A few years back we started putting together an MST3K skit of Commando. We went through about half the movie, doing quips and whatnot. Nothing really came of it tho...

Well, except an unhealthy memory of the script.

"Let off some steam!"
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast...and right now I'm very hungry!"

Interestingly enough, Jeph Loeb, of comic book fame, wrote the screenplay.

No As-Good-As-It-Gets, "You make me wanna be a better man"?