Kidnemo is a Dirty Bastard

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10 Dec 2004, 10:17 AM
Mzo

Kidnemo is a Dirty Bastard

OK, so, I'm up in this girl's room, doing what the kids do when they're alone, when the phone vibrates between us. I take it out and look:

Quote:

Sl1p for Reals: Tell me when you guys are playing tonight.

I kinda laugh a little at that. She asks what's funny, and I tell her I'm being called away for biznass, and by biznass I mean WoW. Anyway, back into it, not even a minute goes by when it vibrates again:

Quote:

Chux Mobile: Got my own WoW

That's pretty funny, two WoW messages in a row. I'm making fun of it when it vibrates again:

Quote:

Fitzgerald (The Dave): You on?

Incredible. I put the phone on her bare belly and I say "Give it a minute." We wait, staring at the phone for almost a full minute before it starts vibrating again. We open it together and start reading the new message:

Quote:

Kidnemo: jam it in the pussy, woot woot. JAM IT IN THE PUSSY!

I almost died laughing. What an asshole.
10 Dec 2004, 10:20 AM
MVS

These 11-teeners will be the death of you :(
10 Dec 2004, 11:02 AM
Dolemite

That's awesome. Tell Kidnemo to start posting here again.
10 Dec 2004, 11:09 AM
Mzo

I do, all the time. He's busy not posting in his own forums, pretending people like his comic enough to expand on it, and playing WoW.
10 Dec 2004, 11:11 AM
Dolemite

So, did you follow his sound advice?
10 Dec 2004, 11:22 AM
Mzo

No, for various reasons =(
10 Dec 2004, 11:28 AM
AstroBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

I almost died laughing. What an asshole.

Was she impressed by the message?
10 Dec 2004, 11:29 AM
Mzo

She thought it was hilarious. Which it really is.
10 Dec 2004, 11:32 AM
AstroBlue

Indeed.
10 Dec 2004, 12:01 PM
ChaoofNee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

That's awesome. Tell Kidnemo to start posting here again.

I concur. Keep it up, Mzo!
10 Dec 2004, 01:22 PM
Gymkata

So let me get this straight......Kidnemo has access to a small camera in your eye?
10 Dec 2004, 01:48 PM
bbobb

Kidnemo really needs to get back on these forums.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

OK, so, I'm up in this girl's room, doing what the kids do when they're alone

Tiddlywinks?
10 Dec 2004, 01:53 PM
Cowutopia

hahaha that's beautiful
10 Dec 2004, 01:56 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobb

Tiddlywinks?

Bukakke.
10 Dec 2004, 02:24 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gymkata

So let me get this straight......Kidnemo has access to a small camera in your eye?

It like in I Spy.

Nah, he just knew where I was that night, and I if I was home I would already be all up in regular AIM and WoW. Everyone IMing within the same 5 minute span was just coincidence.
10 Dec 2004, 02:26 PM
dave is ok

Next time you're with her, I'm going to IM you with 'We're gonna slay the dragon, hurry up and slay the pussy'
10 Dec 2004, 02:32 PM
Mman

Good to know both me and mzo had good nights with our prospective ladies...go us.
10 Dec 2004, 03:31 PM
soundwave

Mzo is the best babysitter ever!
10 Dec 2004, 04:41 PM
Fe 26

I wish you could IM songs. I'd send him Eye of the tiger or Holy Diver.
10 Dec 2004, 04:43 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

OK, so, I'm up in this girl's room, doing what the kids do when they're alone, when the phone vibrates between us. I take it out and look:

Dude, I would so dump you if you ever pulled your phone out when we were banging.
10 Dec 2004, 10:46 PM
arjue

unless he started using it on you, that'd be romantic.
10 Dec 2004, 11:01 PM
Satsuki

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

unless he started using it on you, that'd be romantic.

AND THEN HIS MOM CALLS OH SNAPS
10 Dec 2004, 11:44 PM
arjue

HELLO? SON? WHATS THAT SOUND?
11 Dec 2004, 01:01 AM
Omni

LOL Funny stuff.