Happy B-Day Josh.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

how in the hell do you cock-block yourself?

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I do it all the time. Mainly because I'm stupid.

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Originally Posted by Josh

By leaving situtations that could get me laid. For example: A girl is giving me lazer eyes during a talk, I excuse myself, go upstairs for a bit, and find someone else to talk to when I get back downstairs. Or talk to no one. Option #2 being preferable.

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Bah, Well I trust your judgement. If she was giving you the lazer eyes and you walked away then she must've had teh thunder thighs to go along with them.

Yeah, it happens. You will be talking to some girl, and then go about whatever it was you were doing and then when the moment is over, realize what you did wrong. "wtf did I walk off for, Jesus H Christ."

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Originally Posted by Jetman

teh thunder thighs

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My house was full of sexy women last night.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

I'm to lazy to explain cholesterol to you. Google it, or something.

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Explain it? I think we're just pleasantly surprised you can spell it.

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Originally Posted by Josh

My house was full of sexy women last night.

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Why aren't they making out with each other...using tongues.

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Originally Posted by Josh

My house was full of sexy women last night.

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Geez, well it looks like you missed out, Josh. I'll bet even the fatkid off camera with the Babylon-5 T-shirt got laid that night.

Is that what being a rockstar does to you?Makes you sick of the sexual favors given by hot chicks? You need to make me the tamborine guy in your band or something so I can show you guys how to not take that shit for granted :D

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Originally Posted by Jetman

You need to make me the tamborine guy in your band or something so I can show you guys how to not take that shit for granted :D

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I've already requested that position, and I'm better then you since my name is fitting. :link:

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Geez, well it looks like you missed out, Josh. I'll bet even the fatkid off camera with the Babylon-5 T-shirt got laid that night.

Is that what being a rockstar does to you?Makes you sick of the sexual favors given by hot chicks? You need to make me the tamborine guy in your band or something so I can show you guys how to not take that shit for granted :D

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Maybe they all weren't a bunch of 5 cent whores like your mother.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

I've already requested that position, and I'm better then you since my name is fitting. :link:

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Damn it :( .... Well I guess I could settle for being the cowbell guy....

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

Maybe they all weren't a bunch of 5 cent whores like your mother.

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Ooooo

She lowered her price to 5 cents? She normally doesnt go any lower than 25 cents. You must've got the TNL Special for reclusive virgins with small dick's and no self confidence.But teh jokes on you because she has 'the HIV'. Merry Christmas, Omni!

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