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Your youth is slipping away, you've wasted so much time and you're not where you wanted to be a few years back. Soon you will feel, if you don't already, that perhaps the dream died a long time ago and you stood their cradleing its rotting corpse, proping its blackend husk up as if it were still alive and viable. Happy Birthday. It only gets worse.
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:( happy birthday i guess
Bappy Hirthday Josh!
appy-hay irthday-bay josh-gay! ^_^
Happy birthday, man, I'm right behind you in this "getting old" bullshit.
Yeah, but I've still got a few years. HA!
Happy Birthday, Josh. Thanks for changing your TNL screen name three times!
Just keep rockin man, that's the only way to stay young.
Congratulations on not dropping dead yet!
Hey, Ho, it's your birthday, for real real, not for play play
If you're not hugging a toilet bowl by the end of the day, we are disowning you.
Don't worry... those high school girls will always be the same age.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Oh and happy b-day Josh!!!
Thanks.
The guys are having a birthday party for me involving lots of people that I don't know.
Not really sure how to tell them that I really don't want anything to do with it. This is the first birthday I've spent away from my friends and family back in Maryland. I'd rather just spend it playing Frequency. Everyone else seems excited about the party, not sure why I'm not. I don't want a fucking cake, I don't want to talk to any girls, I don't want any presents. I want to go for a run on the beach, smoke some pot, and watch season six of Oz.
On the bright side, Kenneth bought me vegetarian hamburgers. So at least my birthday will taste good.
Disown me now. I haven't done that to myself for over six months.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
This fucker got his birthday present early from me when he came to my stand and got a smoothy for free. Have fun with the frequency.
HAHA! You're already 24!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
One more fucking month until the 16-year-olds are that much farther away from me.
I was ready to pay for that smoothie. Thanks for the hookup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Just lookin out for my people.
Happy Birfday from all of NJ.
Frequency owns, good choice. Rock out on that Symbion Project song.
Happy birthday man.
Frequency, the beach & pot. Sounds like a great b-day plan to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Have fun dude.
Hearing you "yutes" whine about getting old is almost funny. ;)
Woah, woah, woah, I hadn't said any birthday yet, I wasn't ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
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Ok, now I am. Happy Birthday jerk.
*Ahem*... Vegetarian hamburgers? In Texas? Surely sir... you jest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I guess he smothers it in barbeque sauce to make up for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
Oh and Happy Birthday dude! ROXC
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Originally Posted by station82o
Yeah, need to gobble down a nice 1/2 lb or 1 lb cheeseburger dude, none of this soft-core shit. I eat probably 4-5 worth of Quarterpounder size burgers everytime I make a trip to Wendy's and that also includes bacon and cheese. I also eat an entire large pizza by myself if I'm interested in eating everytime I order pizza. The sad thing is that I'm skinny as fuck and although I eat more then just about anybody I know I'm actually dropping weight :/
The morale of the story was to eat meat and lots of it. Happy Birthday Josh.
What??! Presents and girls are what makes life fucking great - I hope you changed your mind and got some birthday poon and some birthday pot for a present.......or shitloads of money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Happy Birthday, bro.
Happy B-day! Have fun watching Oz =D
I'm to lazy to explain cholesterol to you. Google it, or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
happy birthday Josh. From my gf too. Now come play a show in NY already. I'll buy you two smoothies if it will win your favor.
Yeah, please?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I refuse to wish you a happy birthday on the grounds that you finally took your copy of Frequency back from my house.
Happy birthday and such.
So, you can eat 8-10 quaterpounders in one sitting?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Bullshit.
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Originally Posted by Rhydant
I said that I eat 4-5 quarterpounder size burgers, which means I eat about 4-5 in one sitting. I wouldn't be suprised if I could stomach 8 quarterpounders though, I usually don't eat fast food though, glass of milk for breakfast, few sandwiches for lunch and whatever is cooking for dinner.
Happy Bday Josh. We celebrated my roomates 21st last night. He made it to 10:30, so nobody went down the bars. He didnt get to incredibly drunk, he just had way too much shit in his stomach to keep down. All together a great night though. Hope yours was as fun.
Thanks for the well wishes everyone.
My birthday party was cool. I ate a veggie hamburger, with bbq sauce. Drank nothing but a gallon of water. Smoked an eighth of KB that someone gave me out of a bizarre glow in the dark bowl that someone else gave me. Played Karaoke revolution 2 and 3 (everyone got a kick out of that) cockblocked myself three times in a row. Watched Dead Like Me and went to sleep.
Never did get to play Frequency.
I say the same thing about 18 year olds whining about getting old.Quote:
Originally Posted by haohmaru
I imagine I'll be doing the same thing to kids my age when I'm as old and feeble as you... is collecting Social Security really all its cracked up to be.
:lol: I have a "friend" who is a serious cock-blocker ( I swear I'm going to kick his ass for it one day) but how in the hell do you cock-block yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Probably by doing something intentionally stupid, like talking about how he posts at TNL where all the hip people are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
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Originally Posted by Jetman
My roomate is fucking horrible. Cock blocks every single guy and even girls. Plus he has the biggest mouth in the world. To say the least I tell him nothing and never let him get involved with my female interests.
By leaving situtations that could get me laid. For example: A girl is giving me lazer eyes during a talk, I excuse myself, go upstairs for a bit, and find someone else to talk to when I get back downstairs. Or talk to no one. Option #2 being preferable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Damn, but at least you got to watch Dead Like Me, that show is the hotness.
I do it all the time. Mainly because I'm stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Bah, Well I trust your judgement. If she was giving you the lazer eyes and you walked away then she must've had teh thunder thighs to go along with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Yeah, it happens. You will be talking to some girl, and then go about whatever it was you were doing and then when the moment is over, realize what you did wrong. "wtf did I walk off for, Jesus H Christ."
My house was full of sexy women last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Explain it? I think we're just pleasantly surprised you can spell it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Why aren't they making out with each other...using tongues.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Geez, well it looks like you missed out, Josh. I'll bet even the fatkid off camera with the Babylon-5 T-shirt got laid that night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Is that what being a rockstar does to you?Makes you sick of the sexual favors given by hot chicks? You need to make me the tamborine guy in your band or something so I can show you guys how to not take that shit for granted :D
I've already requested that position, and I'm better then you since my name is fitting. :link:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Maybe they all weren't a bunch of 5 cent whores like your mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Damn it :( .... Well I guess I could settle for being the cowbell guy....Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
OooooQuote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
She lowered her price to 5 cents? She normally doesnt go any lower than 25 cents. You must've got the TNL Special for reclusive virgins with small dick's and no self confidence.But teh jokes on you because she has 'the HIV'. Merry Christmas, Omni!
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Tis the season for vengence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
What, are you kidding me? It works for me all the time! I'm knee-deep in females thanks to this place!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrialSword