It's 12:26, and I've been here since 9. I'm going to see how long I can keep this going, will update.
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It's 12:26, and I've been here since 9. I'm going to see how long I can keep this going, will update.
Its a noble cause.
I have also done no work today. I salute you.
Update: 12:56, nothing. On page 15 of teh jemery thread.
Fuck books. I should just print out pages of TNL threads and read them on the train.
I wish I did work all along this semester. That'd mean I could do no work right now. :(
I have also done no work today. Though I may put a new powercord on my amp today. If I never post again, its because I've electrocuted myself.
You need a job before you can not work and make it count.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I've done a lot today, I regret to say =*( I've had my good days, though.
Tabbed browsing makes fucking off at work easier.
I haven't done any work at work in about 2 and a half weeks.
I'm supposed to be doing something at school tody, I'm sure. Instead I'm posting from the library because my computers still won't load TNL.
bored at work?
http://www.everything2.com/
the ultimate time waster. i've meant to make thread about it for a long time, but here you go.
I basically get paid to post on TNL.
You told me they give you no hours as BB, you lazy bum.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
2:00 just ate a tuna melt, still going strong
I think I'll heat up some spaghetti soon.
Nap time.
Don't you need a real job before you can talk shit to me? Mr office bitch?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Mzo has three full time jobs; office bitch, eb faggot-chan, and phedolphile. Show some respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Snap.
I've almost went an entire week without working. Everyone else in my group was working on a huge project, but since I wasn't involved, there was nothing for me to do. The best is I have my own office, so no one knew that I didn't have work to do. And if anyone stopped by, instead of seeing the TNL board on the screen, they saw Homesite with a quick press of Alt+Tab.
Some claimed that they get paid to post on TNL. I lived that dream on consecutive days.
thanks, awesome tipQuote:
Originally Posted by Cowdisease
I just woke up, i think all go make me some eggs and bacon..
What's beacon? Is it anything like bacon?Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
Can I stick my penis in it?
It's the kind of bacon that dirty spics eat
ITs the kind i put on my white bread..Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Go steal some hubcaps.Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
And finish my goddamn lawn.
*whistles* Ahhhh. You know what would make work better? One of those floating bars and a pool to put it in.
Not before I eat breakfast. Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Everyone hates you.
That’s cool, because I love every single person...Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
http://biblia.com/jesusart/jesus-heart-m-19.jpg
OH! Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
I have done the following today:
- Woke up at 2
- Took a shower
- Went to my car to get Cure CD
- Made a sandwich
That's it.
You can get paid for that? Or has he finally made the leap to the profitable world of Kiddie Porn?Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
As for my work duties, I just enjoyed a frosty Starbucks Java Chip. Mmmm.
Today I showed off my sketchbook to my coworkers. They liked what they've seen so far.
Today's workload has been superlight as you can see.
So Dave, were you able to go the full day without working?
Pretty much. :sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I don't see why you're hating. Who else could better advise you on how to avoid working? Except maybe a city worker.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
Cool. Can we nail you to a tree too?Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
He wasn't nailed to a tree. I guess wood comes from trees, so if you were being super techinical then yes he was nailed to a tree. And I if I decided to take your comment as super technical then I would not have made this post. But I didn't, so I did.
Shut up.
Everyone knows that the true meaning of christmas is when baby jesus died on the christmas tree. He accidentally hung himself with tinsel.
i dont like the guy in your sig... he looks like he'd haunt my dreams if he wasn't so busy being a douche.
How's it feel to pay $4 for a cup of ice, coffee base and four scoops of chocolate chips?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I've done no work all semester and that really scares me. :(
The jews only made it look like an accident.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
lol... pussy. If Jesus wasn't a skinny emo kid this would have never happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revolter's link
Aw man you suck.
JC gave you the greatest exploitation film of 2004 and this is how you repay him?
I agree. Where the fuck did that come from?Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
Isnt that from the SNL skit where Garth Brooks sells his soul to the devil to write a hit a song, and then Will Ferrel comes out as the devil and all of his songs suck? That was good shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Uhh don't fuck with the king.
I just woke up. at 6:00.
The only thing I have done is crawl from my bed to my computer, which incidently enough are in the same room.
Though it is impressive and disheartening to know so many of you get paid to do aboslutely nothing.
I don't have to get out of bed. I scoot up to the end of it and theres my computer. To the right of the computer is the TV and media center of doom.
I haven't had a job in the past 6 months.
I will never have a job again.
I am the king.
Don't fuck with the king.
Mini-fridge next to the bed? That shit is NECESSARY.
You know what, fuck that, make it a full-size fridge, freezer, microwave combo. And some paper towels/shit rag. Then you are golden.
Yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dave
www.arjueready.com/shiat/freddysgotslacks.rar
Not found on server :(Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
I just got busted for sleeping at work. Shit thing was that I wasn't even sleeping.
Well shit, next time you'll know better. It's best to walk right in and start napping straightaway. Or if anyone in the office has a morning routine to check on everyone, right after that, then go for as long as possible. The best excuse is "Shit I forgot to punch out." and rectify that by punching out 5 minutes from whenever you got caught.
I wish I could manage to not do work. I get into trouble for reading the fucking paper while my machine is going sometimes at work. Can't get a moments rest in that damn place. Penn Photo Mount Inc. can suck my dick.
I wish I had a cushy office job that allowed me to surf the Internet all day whilst getting paid.
Yeah, seriously, it beats pumping gas when it's minus 20 outside.Quote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
Pumping gas doesn't seem too bad actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by DjRocca
My friend had the grave shift pumping gas and said he just got stoned and played guitar all night. Plus most people get self anyway.
But I guess it wouldn't really be like that during the day.
Guy, you really need to get a new job.Quote:
Originally Posted by DjRocca
sorry, try this:
www.arjueready.com/shiat/fredsgotslacks.rar
When the fuck is the main site going to be done, arjue?
arjue done complaining?
hi i've had the space for about 2 weeks and got my personal comupter in my room and fully functional yesterday so STFU.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Answer is: NO IDEA!
This comp. doesn't even have psp on it yet, so I imagine it might take a while.
Hey, I was just looking for an update. You never talk about it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Your in a band, you play gigs.
I do nothing.
EVER.
I win.
The king has spoken, and he is yawa.
Heyyooo just played AW 2 on my gba in the basement for...6 hours. Rock on. God bless the battery life on this thing, I've been playing nonstop for like a week now.
You forgot about the squirt of chocolate syrup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Six
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Borat.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
Is goood!
Tsk. You say that while the fine people here pay your rent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
...fuck, why didn't I think of that?
but thats, like, fun. Its like you using your computer, except he gets paid for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy
You've seen the episode where he goes on interviews, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Borat.jpg
I get, uh, how you say, lightbulb, in office?
Hooray! Success!
I can verify this.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Um...that's every episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
Wait, do you mean JOB interviews? That's gotta be hilarious. I haven't seen all of season 2 yet, so I'll probably see what you're talking about when the DVD comes out.
Yes, I meant job interviews. It's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
The episode in season 1 where he goes to the dating service is great too.
:lol: Definitely one of my favorites.
I've only seen the british Ali-G stuff. Hopefully the American stuff comes out on DVD here or something (that Liz Hurly interview sounds fucking hillarious).
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
IT'S SEXY TIME!
I did some goddamn work today. Sad panda.
Sigh...trying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
I'd say you win, because I still can't get some things done today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Yeah, me too. The sadness comes from the fact that I wanted to get more done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
"I just want her to know that if she, eh, cheats on me, I will, eh, crush her."Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
The episode when he's Bruno and does the "Whitetrash" themed fashion show is hilarious as well. I believe its season 1, episode 2.
I have to do some goddamn work EVERY day. Manufacturing sucks, I will continue to put forward this point. It's a secure job that gives me $250 a week (after taxes) and benefits though, so I really can't complain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Jesus, where do you live, Philadelphia or the Phillipines?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Woah, the frick? It's been a while since I've had that work ethic going up. Lucky bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
I make 300 per 25 hour week trolling TNL and doing some calcualtions and writing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Like I said...not what I want to be doing..but I can't just put this down. Esp. when I can work more as I wish.
The frick...Cow trolling? Do you need a list, I haven't seen you troll yet. And I want money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I lave for work at 5:30 tomorrow.
I am teh sad panda.
I clipped my toenails tonight. Theoretically, thats about 1.50 a toenail.
I've had 2 hour commutes to work and back all week.
to top it off, today there was a bus strike!
trolling in a different sense. Like how one trolls along in a boat. Not a good choice of words for use on an internet forum.
Do you mean trawl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I was given 4 hours at Best Buy last week.
I have none this week.
They say "budget cuts", I say "you're stupid if you can't balance a budget so that all of your employees get some hours or if you don't lay some people off to give worthwhile people more time.
I find it absurdly hard to do anything, what with being on vacation from school and having no work to go to. It drains you, emotionally. Wake up at noon. Get bitched at by family. Play games. Take a shower at 6. Go over TrialSword's house. Play games. Go home. Sleep at 5 am. Bah.
...I guess it's time to go job-hunting... again.
Fucking retail...
That's probably the draining part.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
And suceeded. Congrats!Quote:
Originally Posted by DjRocca
Hahaha! Thanks, yo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
If you work Best Buy, say fuck them and go over to their competitor Circuit City. They have a much better compensation system. I worked there for 2 years and it was really cool. If you know much about car-audio, try to work in that department, as they are sort of seperated from the rest of the company. I took orders from my department manager (at the time a really cool 25 year old guy I used to go out drinkin' with after work), and if the store manager tried to tell me what to do, my boss could override him. The RoadShop is also the only department that makes monthly bonuses. My bonuses ran between 100-300 bucks monthly. I got these even during the slow months for retail, because bonuses were not based on a sales goal, but rather your store's position in in your region. If your region sucked that month but your store happened to suck the least, you got 300 bucks. Your experience at Best Buy will certainly give you an advantage over other applicants, most of which I saw had no previous retail experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
I knew all the guys that worked at the Best Buy across the street, they all hated it, and they all wanted my job.
Instead of reading for school I talked on AIM, and this is what I get because of it:
Horrifying.Quote:
Mzo0: I had a dream I was at your house
Mzo0: and we were playing a new GTA on the PC, 4 players LAN
Mzo0: and then you were like
Mzo0: now you have to vaccuum the house
Mzo0: and I was like
Mzo0: shit, I'd tell you off if you just hadn't let me play GTA
Mzo0: but you had, so I vaccuumed
Mzo0: then I woke up
Too much work to do. The CD has to be sent off for mastering in 18 days. Damn that came quick. Currently losing mind. Hence my skull and bones Post your Duece thread.
Nah. If you want me to make sense you can think I was using this definition: Slang. To patrol (an area) in search for someone or something: “ [Criminals] troll bus stations for young runaways” (Pete Axthelm).Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
But I was actually thinking of:To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.
Anyway me boss just up and left for the day. What should I do for the next 4.5 hours?