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A great injustice has taken place here, people. For no reason at all the greatest thread ever has been locked.
Future generations of TNLers will not be able to discuss how they wipe their ass. This aggression simply cannot stand. Call your local congressman, your mayor, tell them about how you've been persecuted, how your God given rights have been infringed upon.
No one deserves to live in such a world. Make a difference. You know you can.
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/toilet_paper.jpg
I stand up.
yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
You can thank Doc Holliday for that, probably. cka had to close all the old threads because the fucker kept resurrecting old, useless ones.
yeah, all the old threads are locked.
And I sit like a non-fuckhead.
IAWTP.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
That's a fucking shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
In related news, I pretty much exclusively sit down when wiping now. Alot of it has to do with being at school and basically using a public restroom all the time, but I think you guys actually converted me. Crazy!
That thread caused a big battle between my friends and I. Sitters and Standers. Neither side knew the other even existed, it was weird.
You know that you can request to a mod to open an old thread, right?
Same with me, except it was the other way around. We got into a whole big argument about the thing, so I started the thread here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
It's just something that literally no one talks about, so when someone brings it up its bound to have some unexpected results.
I don't actually care that much, I just wanted a reason to quote The Big Lebowski in a thread title.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
... but it should be reopened.
i just dont get how anyone could stand! what the hell is wrong with you people? who taught you that?
I just find that there's no leverage when you sit. Sitting blows my mind.
All you weird standers need one of these.
http://www.thejapanesepage.com/culture/gif/benjo.jpg
That looks more like something that allows you to pee in the shower.
I need that too.
How the fuck do you wipe sitting down? The thought alone boggles my mind.
Standing is the true mind boggler. Sitting is all about leverage Brisco.
Everyone's mind is blown/boggled.
This is great.
If I stood up before wiping, my ass cheeks would automatically close, thus smearing the feces in many hard-to-clean areas.
You standers are fucking freaks.
I stand and sit.
Sitting for the intial wipe.
Standing for clean-up detail.