For all you pussies that don't know, on new years, while you and me were drinking our piss 5% beer and 40% liquor, Arjue was doin' it right with 82% homebrew, which I can only assume falls into moonshine category. BIG UPS!
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For all you pussies that don't know, on new years, while you and me were drinking our piss 5% beer and 40% liquor, Arjue was doin' it right with 82% homebrew, which I can only assume falls into moonshine category. BIG UPS!
But was he taking shots?
Because making jungle juice with 95% Everclear is not a new thing.
SHUT UP BITCH!
Arjue is true heavy metal.
Rule #1: Thou shalt not contest an Australian in the arena of alcohol.
Lesson learned the hard way. :(
The same applies to my uncle bob.
Yeah, rule two pertains to uncles named Bob. Not Robert, or Rob, but strictly Bob.
Bob's your uncle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
Yes, I must agree wholeheartedly. I knew a few Aussies from when I hung out in Ocean City, MD during the summers. Don't ask me why but Micks and Aussies consider OC, MD a vacation destination. They LOVED to drink, and the best part was they were the BIGGEST soccer fans, to the point of bashing their heads on walls and tables if scored upon, and bashing heads with their mates upon scoring on the opponent. I mean this in the most literal of senses. I left an Aussies house after a World Cup game in 94, and the place looked like it should have been condemned right fucking there. I think it was because of an Irish loss, which led to a bit of a, how shall we put it, brawl? Multiple holes in every wall, fridge bashed in, broken glass fucking everywhere. The chicks were just as rowdy as the dudes, throwing shit and swearing at each other in thick accents. I don't know which country was stepping it up the most in hooliganism, but the aussies hung with the Irish, I guess with the common trait of not being from the US, so there were many of both there. It was fucking awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Oh yeah, my point is Aussies can drink their fucking asses off.
Everything in that story makes sense apart from the whole soccer thing, true Australians call soccer players "whiny faggot cunts". But, yes, we can hold our "piss", I know a girl who can drink a whole large bottle of vodka and still function.
P.S. "pissed as a fart" is the best Australian slang for drunk.
Yes, I guess the Aussies are the big rugby guys eh? I said I didn't know if it was the Micks or the Aussies, must have been the Micks then getting out of control over the soccer game, I guess the Aussies were just using the soccer game as a reason to get fucked-up.
I can verify this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
Very well then, it has been verified.
Aussies are fucking crazy.
And that's a good thing....
Vizzini forgot to mention another classic blunder not to fall prey to:
Never engage an Aussie in a drinking contest.
It can only end in your demise.
You look like Jeff-A-Palooza in those animated pics.
Its fucking creepy.
Arjue's arms are too skinny for his body, they look like girl arms.
But damn can that chick drink!
Arjue's 82% liquor drinkin' reminds me of when my hs science teacher said not to directly sniff the 100% pure alcohol.
That said, arjue is a drinkin' G.O.D.
Whoops.Quote:
Originally Posted by DjRocca
you should see my lush rack! (.Y.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I don't know what that means. perhaps some CvC Animated giffage could shed light on the subject?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Those photos are really old. Animated ones are 2 years old, middle one is 1 year old.