The absolute worst movie ever made

Fantastic Four dated 1994. Never fully released that I know of. Every single person I know that has this or has seen it has it ia bootleg vhs or a avi file. What you are about to witness are a group of animations I've made of what could possibly be the worst thing ever to make it to celluloid film.


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See that nifty rotating effect they use? That's used in place of not only his changing scene, but also in place of a fight scene.

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Dr.Doom loves to do the whole pantomime thing with his hands while he talks. It actually gets to the point where its fucking ridiculous.

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Dr.Doom also defends via the Hulk Hogan power stance.

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This is the scene where Mr.Fantastic and Sue Storm get married IN UNIFORM and it actually leads into the credits.

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Proving once and for all that Johnny Storm is a bitch.

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This is where the 1million dollar budget went to(that, and the Ninja Turtle mask they leased and then modified for Grimm's head).

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Grimm is just TONKA TOUGH.

Ahahahahahahah! Ok, I need to find this movie right fucking now!!!

Man, you are right. Thing IS tonka tough. I love his little Bushwackers stlye walk after bashing though the wall.

worst acting ever as well.

"HI MS STORM! CAN JOHHNY AND SUZY COME WITH US TO OUTERSPACE?" is one of the worst lines in cinematic history

LAWL

This looks fantastic.

I remember seeing a television ad for this movie once. It was so forgettable. I laughed at the thought of just seeing the movie. Maybe I'll check it out, just for grins.

I love this movie. The only thing that is worse than this, is the unaired JLA live action TV pilot. It's utter rubbish. No Batman, no Superman, no Wonder Woman.

Doom with the magic fingers looks really funny.

Nice gifs, Whitey.

You can only find it via bootleg. I really need to pick this up the next time I see it at a con.

Actually, interesting story about its creation- unknown to the cast and crew, it was never actually meant to be released, either in theaters or video. The people who owned the rights rushed this movie into production because their rights to make it were about to expire if they didn't start filming by a certain date. So they churned out this super low budget quickie to foil Chris Columbus (of Home Alone fame), who was all set to make a big budget version at that point. The point being that they knew nobody would want to make another FF movie right after this piece of shit, and they could hopefully retain the rights for a future flick.

That be the truth.

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Looks like Conan.