Assault on Precinct 13: the Remake
So like I said, a matinee crowd of older black folk totally rocked this movie yesterday morning. I was misty eyed the whole way through. Truly one of the greater movie viewing experiences ever.
So how does it stack up to the original? Well, it's a lot more violent. 5-8 headshots, 3 sharp object head impalements, dogs getting punched in the face, people getting set on fire, people getting shot in the gut cars flipping busses exploding. Lots and lots of "movies for guys who like movies" type shit.
Ethan Hawke rocked, Morpheus rocked, Leguizamo rocked, motherfucking Brian Denehey rocked. There were two hot bitches in it too whose names I didn't remember (and whose titties we didn't see either :( ) but they rocked as well.
Oh, Ja Rule was in it along with some dyke black chick who had one cool scene. They're basically "red shirts" so.......
I don't want to spoil anything else so I'll just say that I gave the movie a thumbs up. It's not going to be a memorable as the first one (no potatoes or operation HAUL ASS). Morpheus plays a good badass but not as good as the original Napoleon. Napoleon is supposed to be another Jack Burton/Plissken type guy but Morpheus plays more of a "too cool, my shit don't stink" kind of guy. Oh well.
So anyway, head to the "bad" part of town and check out Assault on Precinct 13. It fucking rocks.