Guess who's going to be a DAD!!

LOL

That was awesome.

Way to ejaculate!

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Originally Posted by Wolffen

Congrats, just don't let your kid turn out like this:
http://00bliss.com/stuff/movies/wrap_it.mpg

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That is the best condom commercial I've ever seen. LoL

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Of course, you realize once the kid is born, your videogame funds will be severely cut into... ;)

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Not unless he trains his offspring in the ways of gaming- it is a difficult path to walk, but with training he might grow up to be a master.







...good job FX

Congrats, man!

FX: Not sure how the schools are in your area, but in about 5 years, you might want to move to a new state. Or home school. Considering the rest of the nation thinks our state's pub ed system "rides the short bus."

No matter what, start sleeping in now. You won't be able to much longer. ;)

Hm! Be sure to warm them up to stileproject by age 1. Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

(is it a butt-baby!?!?)

Congrats, welcome to the club

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Awesome!

And frightening!

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Completely and totally agree. Man that's terrifying. Especially if you've taken Heredity and know all the fucked up stuff that can happen to your child until birth. No more liquor and cigarettes for REAL. And stay away from the flu and shit.

And then there's things that can stop birth altogether. But wow I'm being a gloomy gus.

Serious congratulations. Hoping for a healthy baby! :)

Congratulations, you stud.
Heh. Wouldn't it be great if the baby was delivered wearing a red gi and with long, flowing blonde hair?