Guess who's going to be a DAD!!

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27 Jan 2005, 04:17 PM
g0zen

The Legend Will Never Die...
27 Jan 2005, 04:21 PM
Curtis

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Completely and totally agree. Man that's terrifying. Especially if you've taken Heredity and know all the fucked up stuff that can happen to your child until birth. No more liquor and cigarettes for REAL. And stay away from the flu and shit.

And then there's things that can stop birth altogether. But wow I'm being a gloomy gus.

Serious congratulations. Hoping for a healthy baby! :)

Jesus Christ, what the fuck kind of post is that?

*ahem*

Congratulations. If you're anything like me, you won't know what the hell to do at first. I mean, it's just gonna, well, lay there. Maybe blink at you. As they get older the real fun kicks in. Everything from giant legos to build tunnels for trains, garages for matchbox cars and bases for GI Joes to going on walks and counting the sidewalk slabs as you go so you get to teach them to count instead of the TV (the alphebet works here too and you'll also be introducing them to all sorts of animals along the way. My favorite was the complete fascination he had with his first butterfly)... Man, it's really amazing. Oh and the ridiculously cute questions they ask. I was once asked "How do kids growed up?" OMG TEH CUTE

Fatherhood rocks. You don't seem like you're the type who is going to look at it as a burden like some assholes out there, so you should have just as much fun as I'm having. Best of luck.
27 Jan 2005, 04:27 PM
Cowutopia

MORAL: DON'T LEARN HEREDITY AND DEVELOPMENT!
27 Jan 2005, 04:28 PM
station82o

congrats - i guess, i mean, you're in for some shit now... have fun.
27 Jan 2005, 04:28 PM
K3V

Fighter-X:

8===D~~~~~~~
27 Jan 2005, 04:32 PM
Master

Don't be a shitty parent!
27 Jan 2005, 05:12 PM
Calliander

Congratulations on the successful conception.

You gonna get it on while she's preggers?
27 Jan 2005, 05:13 PM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Congratulations, you stud.
Heh. Wouldn't it be great if the baby was delivered wearing a red gi and with long, flowing blonde hair?

I'd strongly suspect the child to be the mailman's if that were the case.
27 Jan 2005, 05:15 PM
Mzo

Or Nick Rox's.
27 Jan 2005, 05:18 PM
Calliander

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I'd strongly suspect the child to be the mailman's if that were the case.

Daddy, where is Mommy?
She's dead.
Why is she dead?
Because I ain't really your Daddy.

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