I found out officially last night that Mrs. FX is pregnant!
Yes, that's right. I'm going to be a FAH-ZA.
:D
I just had to spread the news. :p
- FX :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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I found out officially last night that Mrs. FX is pregnant!
Yes, that's right. I'm going to be a FAH-ZA.
:D
I just had to spread the news. :p
- FX :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
That's great! Good for you.
Congrats, fuckie!
Congratulations.
You poor fool.
Awesome!
And frightening!
Good job. Your boys can swim.
Congrats, man. What do you want a boy or girl?
Congrats man :)
Welcome to 18+ years of the fun :p
DUDE!
That's fantastic news! Congrats to you and Vi. Your sperm is indeed potent.
Of course, you realize once the kid is born, your videogame funds will be severely cut into... ;)
18? DJ will live with you 'till he's 40, at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
Congrats, just don't let your kid turn out like this:
http://00bliss.com/stuff/movies/wrap_it.mpg
LOL
That was awesome.
Way to ejaculate!
That is the best condom commercial I've ever seen. LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by Wolffen
Not unless he trains his offspring in the ways of gaming- it is a difficult path to walk, but with training he might grow up to be a master.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
...good job FX
Congrats, man!
FX: Not sure how the schools are in your area, but in about 5 years, you might want to move to a new state. Or home school. Considering the rest of the nation thinks our state's pub ed system "rides the short bus."
No matter what, start sleeping in now. You won't be able to much longer. ;)
Hm! Be sure to warm them up to stileproject by age 1. Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!
(is it a butt-baby!?!?)
Congrats, welcome to the club
Completely and totally agree. Man that's terrifying. Especially if you've taken Heredity and know all the fucked up stuff that can happen to your child until birth. No more liquor and cigarettes for REAL. And stay away from the flu and shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
And then there's things that can stop birth altogether. But wow I'm being a gloomy gus.
Serious congratulations. Hoping for a healthy baby! :)
Congratulations, you stud.
Heh. Wouldn't it be great if the baby was delivered wearing a red gi and with long, flowing blonde hair?
The Legend Will Never Die...
Jesus Christ, what the fuck kind of post is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
*ahem*
Congratulations. If you're anything like me, you won't know what the hell to do at first. I mean, it's just gonna, well, lay there. Maybe blink at you. As they get older the real fun kicks in. Everything from giant legos to build tunnels for trains, garages for matchbox cars and bases for GI Joes to going on walks and counting the sidewalk slabs as you go so you get to teach them to count instead of the TV (the alphebet works here too and you'll also be introducing them to all sorts of animals along the way. My favorite was the complete fascination he had with his first butterfly)... Man, it's really amazing. Oh and the ridiculously cute questions they ask. I was once asked "How do kids growed up?" OMG TEH CUTE
Fatherhood rocks. You don't seem like you're the type who is going to look at it as a burden like some assholes out there, so you should have just as much fun as I'm having. Best of luck.
MORAL: DON'T LEARN HEREDITY AND DEVELOPMENT!
congrats - i guess, i mean, you're in for some shit now... have fun.
Fighter-X:
8===D~~~~~~~
Don't be a shitty parent!
Congratulations on the successful conception.
You gonna get it on while she's preggers?
I'd strongly suspect the child to be the mailman's if that were the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
Or Nick Rox's.
Daddy, where is Mommy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
She's dead.
Why is she dead?
Because I ain't really your Daddy.
Congrats.
Let's hope it doesn't come out white ;)
Shhh, you are gonna blow my cover.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
Congrats!:)
I heard the real dad is Dolemite! Ohhhh swerve.....
Congratulations!
Raise your child on good music... don't be an asshole.
I have a few questions for you, Fighter-X, based on conversations on #TNL.
01. At what age do you think fried chicken is part of a child's diet?
02. The above question, for watermelons.
03. The above question, for collared greens.
04. When are you gonna sign the kid up for basketball?
05. Are you gonna give him DJing lessons?
06. The above question, but with rapping.
07. Are you going to start a trust fund so he can open up his own record label at a young age?
08. Are you gonna be able to handle the lesser amounts of sex that will inevitably come?
diff, you left out making sure the child knows how to properly sterilize a syringe, but I forgive you.
congrats
Thanks!!Quote:
Originally Posted by burky
There'll be a NEW Darkness in the house! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
I don't care, as long as he or she is healthy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Thank you, Mr. Dole!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Videogames funds? It's alright, I'm not buying many games nowadays, anyway. This'll be a good reason to finally stop.
We were thinking the exact same thing. LOL. Yeah, sleep. Whoooooo goodbye, sleeptime!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolffen
Thank you for the vote of confidence. Everyone sees how excited I am about the new addition! I've been smiling all day long. ALL DAY LONG.Quote:
Originally Posted by MysteriousRacerC
You know what, I thought you'd say that. I was going to PM you and say, "NO IT'S NOT A BUTT-BABY!" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
Damn right, Master. I don't think that's in me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Well, the kid'll be Black/Hispanic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
:D :link:Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl20
No doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
HA! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
hey, FX, this is your future here. Run, run far and run fast. If you value your freedom, run. If you hate poverty, run, just run.
I like how FX totally ignored my question.
:lol: What's the cut-off time, hmm...I don't want to have the little kid ducking and dodging "it". :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Congrats man. You seem really excited which is an awesome start. Very happy for you.
PS - When the kid's a screaming todler please don't bring him/her into Barnes and Noble's kid's department.
Congrats =D
:lol: You have no clue how funny that is right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
Congratulations, Fighter-X.
Best wishes to you and the family.
I understand when a kid starts crying when already in B&N (obviously my place of employment) but I witness parents bringing the kid into the store alreayd screaming bloody murder only to sit them infront of the train set. It's not like the parents really needed something and run in and out. They get a go d damn Venti latte and a pile of magazines that they don't put away and plop their already shreeking kid infront of broken Thomas the Train toys. WTF?!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineAqua
*end rant*
Better you than me.
Do you remember the details of the sexual experience?
Positions?
Congratulations!
Congrats, Fighter :link:
yeah - ditto for Borders Books too FX... we dont need that either :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
Well if you ever wanted to get back at bad parenting (depending how you were raised), now's the chance! :D
Big congrats!
EDIT: speaking of butt-babies...
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
Oh...God...no...Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
Shhh!Quote:
Originally Posted by pixelassassin
http://www.msucatholic.com/photos/sp.../LCCS2/shh.jpg
If that wasn't $31, I would totally buy it for a Valentine's Day gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
Four months, unless she starts showing earlier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Anyway, you can always put it in the exit hatch so you don't hit the kid.
Ha. No "muddy love" for me, thanks! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
4 months. Hmm. Looks like there may be hope yet. :D
i heard girls booberz get bigger as soon as they get pregnant, and since they don't get their 'monthly visitor' you can do it all month long! Yay!
Yeah, but they also get leaky...Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
Are you gonna be able to handle 5 months without sex? Youre one horny motherfucker. Itd be like middle school all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Congrats. And raise yo kid right. 2nd Loop Mars Matrix by 5 months. :p
I'm going to have to do that anyway, because I'm going to the desert for 4 months pretty soon. I will be back for the last month and the birthing.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
One of my good friends went to Korea, and his wife gave birth in December. He won't be able to come back to even SEE his baby until this May.
Shit, dude, the desert? Watch yo back at all times. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
At least you'll be home in time for the birth. If not, let me know, I'll stand in for you. ;)
Being home in time is my only consolation. I've got a lot to get done in about 3 months.
Congratulations, Fighter-X! :)
What line of work are you in that requires you to be in the desert? Military?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Sandbox accessories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowdisease
If you have any excuse at all to not be there for the actual birth, use it.
Mammalian birth is one of the most vile, disgusting things in the universe.
I've seen all manner of mutilated corpses and invasive surgeries, and none of it phased me. The first time I saw a woman give birth, I nearly puked.
Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh, but seriously, avert youy eyes when the big moment comes.
Congratulations, Fighter-X. :) Hopefully things will go fine for you.