Guess who's going to be a DAD!!

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27 Jan 2005, 01:24 PM
FX

Guess who's going to be a DAD!!

I found out officially last night that Mrs. FX is pregnant!

Yes, that's right. I'm going to be a FAH-ZA.

:D

I just had to spread the news. :p

- FX :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
27 Jan 2005, 01:48 PM
Burky

That's great! Good for you.
27 Jan 2005, 01:50 PM
Brisco Bold

Congrats, fuckie!
27 Jan 2005, 02:02 PM
Prince Planet

Congratulations.

You poor fool.
27 Jan 2005, 02:03 PM
Mzo

Awesome!

And frightening!
27 Jan 2005, 02:04 PM
Razor Ramon

Good job. Your boys can swim.
27 Jan 2005, 02:08 PM
Jetman

Congrats, man. What do you want a boy or girl?
27 Jan 2005, 02:11 PM
Despair

Congrats man :)

Welcome to 18+ years of the fun :p
27 Jan 2005, 02:13 PM
Dolemite

DUDE!

That's fantastic news! Congrats to you and Vi. Your sperm is indeed potent.

Of course, you realize once the kid is born, your videogame funds will be severely cut into... ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despair

Welcome to 18+ years of the fun :p

18? DJ will live with you 'till he's 40, at least.
27 Jan 2005, 02:16 PM
Wolffen

Congrats, just don't let your kid turn out like this:
http://00bliss.com/stuff/movies/wrap_it.mpg
27 Jan 2005, 02:26 PM
Dolemite

LOL

That was awesome.
27 Jan 2005, 02:39 PM
burgundy

Way to ejaculate!
27 Jan 2005, 02:41 PM
Timber

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolffen

Congrats, just don't let your kid turn out like this:
http://00bliss.com/stuff/movies/wrap_it.mpg

That is the best condom commercial I've ever seen. LoL
27 Jan 2005, 02:47 PM
Zerodash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Of course, you realize once the kid is born, your videogame funds will be severely cut into... ;)

Not unless he trains his offspring in the ways of gaming- it is a difficult path to walk, but with training he might grow up to be a master.

...good job FX
27 Jan 2005, 02:48 PM
Jeremy

Congrats, man!
27 Jan 2005, 02:51 PM
Wolffen

FX: Not sure how the schools are in your area, but in about 5 years, you might want to move to a new state. Or home school. Considering the rest of the nation thinks our state's pub ed system "rides the short bus."

No matter what, start sleeping in now. You won't be able to much longer. ;)
27 Jan 2005, 02:55 PM
Aurora

Hm! Be sure to warm them up to stileproject by age 1. Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

(is it a butt-baby!?!?)
27 Jan 2005, 03:54 PM
D_N_G

Congrats, welcome to the club
27 Jan 2005, 04:00 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzo

Awesome!

And frightening!

Completely and totally agree. Man that's terrifying. Especially if you've taken Heredity and know all the fucked up stuff that can happen to your child until birth. No more liquor and cigarettes for REAL. And stay away from the flu and shit.

And then there's things that can stop birth altogether. But wow I'm being a gloomy gus.

Serious congratulations. Hoping for a healthy baby! :)
27 Jan 2005, 04:08 PM
ChaoofNee

Congratulations, you stud.
Heh. Wouldn't it be great if the baby was delivered wearing a red gi and with long, flowing blonde hair?
27 Jan 2005, 04:17 PM
g0zen

The Legend Will Never Die...
27 Jan 2005, 04:21 PM
Curtis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Completely and totally agree. Man that's terrifying. Especially if you've taken Heredity and know all the fucked up stuff that can happen to your child until birth. No more liquor and cigarettes for REAL. And stay away from the flu and shit.

And then there's things that can stop birth altogether. But wow I'm being a gloomy gus.

Serious congratulations. Hoping for a healthy baby! :)

Jesus Christ, what the fuck kind of post is that?

*ahem*

Congratulations. If you're anything like me, you won't know what the hell to do at first. I mean, it's just gonna, well, lay there. Maybe blink at you. As they get older the real fun kicks in. Everything from giant legos to build tunnels for trains, garages for matchbox cars and bases for GI Joes to going on walks and counting the sidewalk slabs as you go so you get to teach them to count instead of the TV (the alphebet works here too and you'll also be introducing them to all sorts of animals along the way. My favorite was the complete fascination he had with his first butterfly)... Man, it's really amazing. Oh and the ridiculously cute questions they ask. I was once asked "How do kids growed up?" OMG TEH CUTE

Fatherhood rocks. You don't seem like you're the type who is going to look at it as a burden like some assholes out there, so you should have just as much fun as I'm having. Best of luck.
27 Jan 2005, 04:27 PM
Cowutopia

MORAL: DON'T LEARN HEREDITY AND DEVELOPMENT!
27 Jan 2005, 04:28 PM
station82o

congrats - i guess, i mean, you're in for some shit now... have fun.
27 Jan 2005, 04:28 PM
K3V

Fighter-X:

8===D~~~~~~~
27 Jan 2005, 04:32 PM
Master

Don't be a shitty parent!
27 Jan 2005, 05:12 PM
Calliander

Congratulations on the successful conception.

You gonna get it on while she's preggers?
27 Jan 2005, 05:13 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Congratulations, you stud.
Heh. Wouldn't it be great if the baby was delivered wearing a red gi and with long, flowing blonde hair?

I'd strongly suspect the child to be the mailman's if that were the case.
27 Jan 2005, 05:15 PM
Mzo

Or Nick Rox's.
27 Jan 2005, 05:18 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

I'd strongly suspect the child to be the mailman's if that were the case.

Daddy, where is Mommy?
She's dead.
Why is she dead?
Because I ain't really your Daddy.
27 Jan 2005, 05:24 PM
Revoltor

Congrats.

Let's hope it doesn't come out white ;)
27 Jan 2005, 05:33 PM
Master

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Congrats.

Let's hope it doesn't come out white ;)

Shhh, you are gonna blow my cover.
27 Jan 2005, 05:48 PM
animegirl

Congrats!:)
27 Jan 2005, 06:01 PM
jonas

I heard the real dad is Dolemite! Ohhhh swerve.....
27 Jan 2005, 06:05 PM
Josh

Congratulations!

Raise your child on good music... don't be an asshole.
27 Jan 2005, 06:18 PM
Diff-chan

I have a few questions for you, Fighter-X, based on conversations on #TNL.

01. At what age do you think fried chicken is part of a child's diet?
02. The above question, for watermelons.
03. The above question, for collared greens.
04. When are you gonna sign the kid up for basketball?
05. Are you gonna give him DJing lessons?
06. The above question, but with rapping.
07. Are you going to start a trust fund so he can open up his own record label at a young age?
08. Are you gonna be able to handle the lesser amounts of sex that will inevitably come?
27 Jan 2005, 07:16 PM
Jeremy

diff, you left out making sure the child knows how to properly sterilize a syringe, but I forgive you.
27 Jan 2005, 08:00 PM
Blacklight85

congrats
27 Jan 2005, 09:41 PM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by burky

That's great! Good for you.

Thanks!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

Congrats, fuckie!

There'll be a NEW Darkness in the house! :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetman

Congrats, man. What do you want a boy or girl?

I don't care, as long as he or she is healthy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

DUDE!

That's fantastic news! Congrats to you and Vi. Your sperm is indeed potent.

Of course, you realize once the kid is born, your videogame funds will be severely cut into... ;)

Thank you, Mr. Dole!

Videogames funds? It's alright, I'm not buying many games nowadays, anyway. This'll be a good reason to finally stop.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolffen

FX: Not sure how the schools are in your area, but in about 5 years, you might want to move to a new state. Or home school. Considering the rest of the nation thinks our state's pub ed system "rides the short bus."

No matter what, start sleeping in now. You won't be able to much longer. ;)

We were thinking the exact same thing. LOL. Yeah, sleep. Whoooooo goodbye, sleeptime!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteriousRacerC

Jesus Christ, what the fuck kind of post is that?

*ahem*

Congratulations. If you're anything like me, you won't know what the hell to do at first. I mean, it's just gonna, well, lay there. Maybe blink at you. As they get older the real fun kicks in. Everything from giant legos to build tunnels for trains, garages for matchbox cars and bases for GI Joes to going on walks and counting the sidewalk slabs as you go so you get to teach them to count instead of the TV (the alphebet works here too and you'll also be introducing them to all sorts of animals along the way. My favorite was the complete fascination he had with his first butterfly)... Man, it's really amazing. Oh and the ridiculously cute questions they ask. I was once asked "How do kids growed up?" OMG TEH CUTE

Fatherhood rocks. You don't seem like you're the type who is going to look at it as a burden like some assholes out there, so you should have just as much fun as I'm having. Best of luck.

Thank you for the vote of confidence. Everyone sees how excited I am about the new addition! I've been smiling all day long. ALL DAY LONG.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurora

Hm! Be sure to warm them up to stileproject by age 1. Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

(is it a butt-baby!?!?)

You know what, I thought you'd say that. I was going to PM you and say, "NO IT'S NOT A BUTT-BABY!" :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master

Don't be a shitty parent!

Damn right, Master. I don't think that's in me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Congrats.

Let's hope it doesn't come out white ;)

Well, the kid'll be Black/Hispanic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl20

Congrats!:)

:D :link:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Congratulations!

Raise your child on good music... don't be an asshole.

No doubt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by diffusionx

I have a few questions for you, Fighter-X, based on conversations on #TNL.

01. At what age do you think fried chicken is part of a child's diet?
02. The above question, for watermelons.
03. The above question, for collared greens.
04. When are you gonna sign the kid up for basketball?
05. Are you gonna give him DJing lessons?
06. The above question, but with rapping.
07. Are you going to start a trust fund so he can open up his own record label at a young age?
08. Are you gonna be able to handle the lesser amounts of sex that will inevitably come?

HA! :lol:
27 Jan 2005, 09:43 PM
Shine

hey, FX, this is your future here. Run, run far and run fast. If you value your freedom, run. If you hate poverty, run, just run.
27 Jan 2005, 10:11 PM
Calliander

I like how FX totally ignored my question.
27 Jan 2005, 10:34 PM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

I like how FX totally ignored my question.

:lol: What's the cut-off time, hmm...I don't want to have the little kid ducking and dodging "it". :lol:
27 Jan 2005, 11:48 PM
Tragic

Congrats man. You seem really excited which is an awesome start. Very happy for you.

PS - When the kid's a screaming todler please don't bring him/her into Barnes and Noble's kid's department.
27 Jan 2005, 11:55 PM
Satsuki

Congrats =D
28 Jan 2005, 12:14 AM
Shine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tragic

PS - When the kid's a screaming todler please don't bring him/her into Barnes and Noble's kid's department.

:lol: You have no clue how funny that is right now.
28 Jan 2005, 12:36 AM
Geo

Congratulations, Fighter-X.

Best wishes to you and the family.
28 Jan 2005, 01:37 AM
Tragic

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShineAqua

:lol: You have no clue how funny that is right now.

I understand when a kid starts crying when already in B&N (obviously my place of employment) but I witness parents bringing the kid into the store alreayd screaming bloody murder only to sit them infront of the train set. It's not like the parents really needed something and run in and out. They get a go d damn Venti latte and a pile of magazines that they don't put away and plop their already shreeking kid infront of broken Thomas the Train toys. WTF?!

*end rant*
28 Jan 2005, 02:14 AM
Master of 7s

Better you than me.
28 Jan 2005, 03:02 AM
Omni

Do you remember the details of the sexual experience?

Positions?
28 Jan 2005, 10:16 AM
Atlas

Congratulations!
28 Jan 2005, 10:23 AM
Klonoa

Congrats, Fighter :link:
28 Jan 2005, 10:34 AM
station82o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tragic

I understand when a kid starts crying when already in B&N (obviously my place of employment) but I witness parents bringing the kid into the store alreayd screaming bloody murder only to sit them infront of the train set. It's not like the parents really needed something and run in and out. They get a go d damn Venti latte and a pile of magazines that they don't put away and plop their already shreeking kid infront of broken Thomas the Train toys. WTF?!

*end rant*

yeah - ditto for Borders Books too FX... we dont need that either :p
28 Jan 2005, 10:35 AM
voltz

Well if you ever wanted to get back at bad parenting (depending how you were raised), now's the chance! :D

Big congrats!

EDIT: speaking of butt-babies...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
28 Jan 2005, 11:03 AM
Anarkex

Quote:

Originally Posted by voltz

EDIT: speaking of butt-babies...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Oh...God...no...
28 Jan 2005, 11:07 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelassassin

I heard the real dad is Dolemite! Ohhhh swerve.....

Shhh!
http://www.msucatholic.com/photos/sp.../LCCS2/shh.jpg
28 Jan 2005, 11:18 AM
ruhztee

Quote:

Originally Posted by voltz

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

If that wasn't $31, I would totally buy it for a Valentine's Day gift.
28 Jan 2005, 04:52 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fighter-X

:lol: What's the cut-off time, hmm...I don't want to have the little kid ducking and dodging "it". :lol:

Four months, unless she starts showing earlier.

Anyway, you can always put it in the exit hatch so you don't hit the kid.
02 Feb 2005, 06:11 PM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

Four months, unless she starts showing earlier.

Anyway, you can always put it in the exit hatch so you don't hit the kid.

Ha. No "muddy love" for me, thanks! :lol:

4 months. Hmm. Looks like there may be hope yet. :D
03 Feb 2005, 05:47 PM
kedawa

i heard girls booberz get bigger as soon as they get pregnant, and since they don't get their 'monthly visitor' you can do it all month long! Yay!
03 Feb 2005, 06:11 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

i heard girls booberz get bigger as soon as they get pregnant

Yeah, but they also get leaky...
03 Feb 2005, 06:14 PM
Diff-chan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fighter-X

Ha. No "muddy love" for me, thanks! :lol:

4 months. Hmm. Looks like there may be hope yet. :D

Are you gonna be able to handle 5 months without sex? Youre one horny motherfucker. Itd be like middle school all over again.
04 Feb 2005, 01:05 AM
Gymkata

Congrats. And raise yo kid right. 2nd Loop Mars Matrix by 5 months. :p
04 Feb 2005, 03:49 PM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by diffusionx

Are you gonna be able to handle 5 months without sex? Youre one horny motherfucker. Itd be like middle school all over again.

I'm going to have to do that anyway, because I'm going to the desert for 4 months pretty soon. I will be back for the last month and the birthing.

One of my good friends went to Korea, and his wife gave birth in December. He won't be able to come back to even SEE his baby until this May.
04 Feb 2005, 04:05 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fighter-X

I'm going to have to do that anyway, because I'm going to the desert for 4 months pretty soon. I will be back for the last month and the birthing.

Shit, dude, the desert? Watch yo back at all times. Seriously.

At least you'll be home in time for the birth. If not, let me know, I'll stand in for you. ;)
04 Feb 2005, 04:24 PM
FX

Being home in time is my only consolation. I've got a lot to get done in about 3 months.
04 Feb 2005, 04:32 PM
Galaxia

Congratulations, Fighter-X! :)
04 Feb 2005, 04:45 PM
Cowdisease

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fighter-X

I'm going to have to do that anyway, because I'm going to the desert for 4 months pretty soon. I will be back for the last month and the birthing.

What line of work are you in that requires you to be in the desert? Military?
04 Feb 2005, 04:51 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowdisease

What line of work are you in that requires you to be in the desert? Military?

Sandbox accessories.
05 Feb 2005, 06:13 PM
kedawa

If you have any excuse at all to not be there for the actual birth, use it.
Mammalian birth is one of the most vile, disgusting things in the universe.
I've seen all manner of mutilated corpses and invasive surgeries, and none of it phased me. The first time I saw a woman give birth, I nearly puked.

Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh, but seriously, avert youy eyes when the big moment comes.
05 Feb 2005, 11:51 PM
gameoverDude

Congratulations, Fighter-X. :) Hopefully things will go fine for you.