Spiderbabe

All these new channels are detrimental to my health.

Anyway, Spiderbabe.

WTF? Followed by
Best Movie Evar!

WTF are you talking about Cow?

i think i know what he's talking about - a shitty softcore Skinimax film.

http://www.seductioncinema.com/2003/spiderbabe/

is on this channel I am watching. I can't figure out if it's an awful porn or an awful...something else.

It's on HBO Zone

There are special effects and EVERYTHING!!

"I know...you've been having boy thoughts, and I've been having Spiderbabe thoughts.....so let's put those thoughts into action.."

Now she's fellating him while hanging from the ceiling. And being photographed by her archnemesis or some shit.

It's the shitty softcore skinflicks that make you appreciate good actors and actresses.

It's no Lord of the G-Strings or Planet of the Babes.

I honestly think this is the worst piece of ....er...Cinema? I have ever seen. The worst visual media...thing, ever.

My high school film project was better. Although it admittedly showed fewer female nipples.

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Although it admittedly showed fewer female nipples.

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Then how could it possibly be better?

I've seen Gladiator Eroticvs, Playmate of the Babes and Lord of the G-Strings. They were all pure garbage not worthy of the bottle of Jergens moisturizing skin lotion bought in preperation.

I've seen all three of this chick's flicks and Playmate of the Babes was so bad it was funny the first time I saw it. But then I realized that someone was taking this stuff seriously since the next 2 were financed & put on TV. They weren’t even passable skinimax flicks. It's sad when softcore cable shit is made with less than a hardcore porno budget. I remember when I was a pre-teen the production value of skinimax flicks were at least respectable.

I made better films with my parents’ old video camera when I was 12.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

It's no Lord of the G-Strings or Planet of the Babes.

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Don't they all have the same cast? Me and my girlfriend get the biggest kick out of those shitty softcore movies.

Nevermind, I was thinking of Playmate of the Apes