I see we got two threads here, so here's my contribution...
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I see we got two threads here, so here's my contribution...
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Since we're doing cartoons:
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My favorite Penny Arcade ever.
Truth to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
You can also make fun of religios people.
Hells yeh.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Well, I'm converted. I now accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior!
Now I'm off to spread the word! Thank you, friend. :)
the Bible says a lot of stuff.. a lot of which is really messed up, that I won't start getting into.
that's all.
*edit*
couldn't this legitimately be in Sound Off?
Why can't someone create a religion that doesn't enjoy telling its followers what worthless sinners they all are?
A hundred years from now, I'm already fucking dead, so I shouldn't give a fuck if I'm remembered or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by AFriend2005
Why is this still in GD.
Don't forget to wear your Bible belt buckle.
Acts 2:37 and 38 says, " Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brothren, what shall we do to be saved? Then Peter said unto them, Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."
Acts 8:35-39 says (dealing with Philip and and Ethipian eunuch) "Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus. And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water, what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch, and he baptized him."
I write these to show you want a fucking asshole loser you truly are. You come here writing of salvation, but all you can give is damnation.
The bible clearly states on several occasion that in order to be saved, baptism is part of the deal.
not just some bullshit stupid "sinner's prayer".
Any idiot who reads what you type and believes it, is going to hell.
Being so spiritual, I'm sure you already know that you are only providing people with part of the salvation process. You must in actuality be on satan's side.
Fuck you. If you want to spread the gospel, do it where it's asked for, and do it right you stupid son of a bitch.
Eat cock and die.
wow..
awesome.