Anal Sex

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Originally Posted by g0zen

The ultimate would be to find a chick who'd do anal and THEN give you a blowjob. You'd never feel intimidated by her again for the rest of your life. This is all in theory, of course. I'd never do something so inconsiderate..

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Every porn flic out there. Stop being a pussy. Anal then BJ for life 'yo.

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Originally Posted by stormy

I think i'm learning that my anus is obviosly not as clean as most people's. Hopefully girls' anuses are cleaner

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Never had a problem in this department. You'd think there would be some shit involved, but this is not the case, thus far in my experiences.

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Originally Posted by stormy

I think i'm learning that my anus is obviosly not as clean as most people's. Hopefully girls' anuses are cleaner

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Baby wipes dude. Keep a container on top of the toilet, wipe your ass with one of them after each shit, and dry paper wipedown.

It will change your outlook on the day.

Unless you're talking about up your butt, and you shouldn't know whats going on in there anyway.

Basically keep your fingers out of your butt. Fag.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

:lol: Good idea


I've never gone up a girls poop shoot either. I dont know, I just dont have the urge when theres a nice sweet looking vagina so near by. A matter of fact whenever I watch some porn and some hot girl gets banged up the ass it annoys me , " Ahhh,wrong hole,wrong hole , he missed the vagina,... :( "

And theres no way in hell that getting fucked up the pooper can feel good ( I'm sure they ACT like it feels good , but I plead bullshit on it really being so) , and to me if a chick isnt getting into the sex than its a waste of my time,and not nearly as fun.

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I suppose you speak from experience. Always remember that after butt sex, there will be no cab fare for the offended party.

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Originally Posted by Jemery

Is it as gay, or gayer, than folks liking Katamari Damacy?

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Name fixed.
Administering anal while listening to the Katmari OST is where it's at. I am currently listening to Turisas' Battle Metal, and think I could give a good ass fucking to that double kick. ONWARD!

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Originally Posted by Jetman

And theres no way in hell that getting fucked up the pooper can feel good ( I'm sure they ACT like it feels good , but I plead bullshit on it really being so) , and to me if a chick isnt getting into the sex than its a waste of my time,and not nearly as fun.

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Nope. I know at least a few females that do straight up actually get off on anal. It is different from guys since they can't have their prostate tickled like that like we can but they doesn't mean they don't enjoy it.

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Originally Posted by stormy

Even just sticking a finger or two in there, if it came out with a little brown streak on it i think i'd have to just hold it out and not touch anything like it had the plague and run off to wash my hands a billion times.

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This reminds me of the time back in high school when I had sex with my girlfriend and then we left to head to the theater to go see something. While she was driving I looked over and noticed that my hand resting on the windowsill was covered in dried blood, as apparently her period had sorta started early but the only evidence we could find was on my hand. I made her pay for the tickets because I didn't want to dig around in my pockets and hand the cashier money with my period-soaked hand before I could get to the restroom.

I thought it was pretty damn funny although I don't think she found it nearly as humorous.

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

Yeah, it may be a little tighter, but that's not always necessarily a good thing, and are we forgetting that it's an anus, the very thing that shit comes out of?

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And see, that's the fun of little girls: all of the tightness, none of the rear entry BS.

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Originally Posted by shidoshi

And see, that's the fun of little girls: all of the tightness, none of the rear entry BS.

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Little girls can do anal too, and generally the younger they are the more it will break them.

Little girls should do anal.

Sluts.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Every porn flic out there. Stop being a pussy. Anal then BJ for life 'yo.

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See my post about blumpkins.

Speaking of which, I was kind of hoping the thread would stray in that direction.

In related news, I'm really glad I now know that stormy has an unusually dirty anus.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

IIBTN, although many women I've been with are fucking terrible at blowjobs. Considering how simple the penis is and how easy it is to make it happy, I really don't understand that.

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I'm constantly amazed at how bad many women are at giving a blowjob. I took the time to practice and get good at eating pussy, they should at least be able to return the favor well.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

And theres no way in hell that getting fucked up the pooper can feel good ( I'm sure they ACT like it feels good , but I plead bullshit on it really being so) , and to me if a chick isnt getting into the sex than its a waste of my time,and not nearly as fun.

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Speaking as someone who actually has been on the receiving end of it, I'll say that it feels awesome if it's done right. Of course, as MechDeus already said, men have the benefit of a prostate.

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Originally Posted by stormy

but it's an anus! there is shit up there!

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Shit doesn't just hang out a couple inches up your ass, you know. If there was some there, you'd probably be running to the bathroom.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

IBTN, although many women I've been with are fucking terrible at blowjobs. Considering how simple the penis is and how easy it is to make it happy, I really don't understand that.

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Women don't have dicks. They have vaginas, which are Byzantine labyrinths of mystery, so they approach dicks with that mindset.