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What's a blumpkin?
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the fucking toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Yep. That's it.
I would rather do it someplace more comfortable...the meaning of the words was a lot less then I thought it would be.
I'm still not sold on this clitoris connects to the ass and prostate is sensitive thing; any credible references?
Not sure about the whole clitoris thing, but believe me, when your prostate is rubbed, you notice. It also results in much more powerful orgasms.
And yes, I know anyone who's had a prostate exam will disagree. The doctor isn't trying to get you off, of course it doesn't feel good then.
I'll take your word on that, but references would be nicer.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
I have the perfect person to ask about the clitoris connection... but I kinda ruined part of her life by accident and I can't apologize because of certain complications, so calling to ask her a random sex question would probably just get me hung up on. I highly doubt it connects all the way back to the anus, but that is a pretty sensitive part of one's body and if you don't have various hang-ups towards the issue I'd imagine it doesn't take too much to make it feel good. It probably goes hand-in-hand with:Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
I've had female doctors inspect my penis and it's been about as non-sexual a situation as you can get, but that doesn't mean I don't like women playing with my dick. Your thought and feelings going into a situation combined with the circumstances are going to alter how things play out. Someone could do anal perfectly but if the recipient is scared shitless about possible pain/excrement/random-anti-anal-thoughts then they could end up hating it regardless of how good it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
Like what, medical references? Those'll probably just say, "It's sensitive," like they would for the clitoris or some such.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Although seeing "Pressing here inside a male's anus will help create rivers of man-juice," printed in a copy of Grey's Anatomy would be pretty goddamn funny.
Hehe...Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
Nah, proof would be two words, "sexual innervation".
NOTE: Okay, looked it up in some of my anatomy books. The prostate is heavily innervated, but it's largely autonomic (brain telling your prostate to produce and release stuff, not sensory) which makes sense. Of the sensory nerves, only 30% are supplied by the pudendal nerve (the one that takes care of orgasm, pissing and shitting). So yeah, it's sounds unlikely.
It's most likely that the rectal lining, which is pretty much solely lined by the pudendal nerve is the sexually sensitive thing, and it's just the prostate provides resistance to rub the other side of the rectal llining. I'm probably wrong though, I sucked at innervation in anatomy.
I don't know why it feels awesome, nor do I care. Rubbing the prostate = a much, much bigger orgasm for me and plenty of other men, so hey.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
No, he left out the most important part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
It's while you're taking a shit.
Shame on you sleeveboy.