Sexual Regrets

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02 Mar 2005, 11:46 PM
OmegaFlareX

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

Flyers were put up in all around my building asking my roomate and his girlfriend to please stop having obnoxiously loud sex at 2AM.

Hahah, the first thing that came to mind when I read "obnoxiously loud sex" was Fight Club. Was plaster falling from the ceiling?

I've been caught, I think. The first three months I lived with my girlfriend her friend/roomate also lived there, and she came home unexpectedly when we were doing the deed on the fold-out futon in the living room. We heard her come up the stairs to the front door, quickly pulled the covers over us, and lied perfectly still pretending to be asleep. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

This couldn't fool anyone, since I was lying right on top of her and my cock was still in there. I can only assume she knew what was going on, but I'm not sure because she's not the brightest person and it she never brought it up.
03 Mar 2005, 12:04 AM
Omni

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Jesus Christ, you can't even spell knock and you're in college? This goes beyond nitpicking into the realm of positively fucking disgraceful. I demand you register yourself for remedial English your next semester, immediately.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
03 Mar 2005, 12:08 AM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Jesus Christ, you can't even spell knock and you're in college? This goes beyond nitpicking into the realm of positively fucking disgraceful. I demand you register yourself for remedial English your next semester, immediately.

bitch
03 Mar 2005, 01:52 AM
animegirl

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

You really can't tell when? Every muscle down there contracts when it's time to let loose.

I kinda can, but I have been surpised many a time. Most girls don't like to swallow because cum tastes kinda weird. Have you even got a mouthful of water in a chlorinated swimming pool? It's like that, but not as strong. Also, the cum almost immediately changes from liquid to goop in your mouth which is kinda gross. I don't mind it because guys are usually more apt to return the favor if you hook them up in the oral sex department. :p
03 Mar 2005, 01:53 AM
Omni

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Originally Posted by animegirl

I don't mind it because guys are usually more apt to return the favor if you hook them up in the oral sex department. :p

Unlike most girls, most guys enjoy giving oral sex.
03 Mar 2005, 02:14 AM
bandit

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Originally Posted by OmniGear

Unlike most girls, most guys enjoy giving oral sex.

I dont mind. You scratch my back..I scratch yours. Not to mention, if you do it...turns the girl on even more.
03 Mar 2005, 02:21 AM
Omni

I don't really need any incentive to go down on a girl I like is what I'm saying.
03 Mar 2005, 02:55 AM
Cowutopia

Unless they're like 3 days unwashed or are bleeding heavily.

I have given oral with a tampon still in there. I'm dedicated.
03 Mar 2005, 03:00 AM
animegirl

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Unless they're like 3 days unwashed or are bleeding heavily.

I have given oral with a tampon still in there. I'm dedicated.

That is pretty fucking gross.
03 Mar 2005, 03:02 AM
Omni

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Unless they're like 3 days unwashed or are bleeding heavily.

I have given oral with a tampon still in there. I'm dedicated.

Yes, you're steadily getting weirder and weirder.

I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

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