Sexual Regrets

My only sexual regrets are that I'm not currently getting laid and that I didn't do anything horribly mean to my last girlfriend. What a fucking bitch she turned into.

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Originally Posted by stormy

you know, it didn't occur to me that that might be wierd until i was typing it just now.

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Wow. Just wow.

I honestly regret nothing.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Oh, and girls that swallow rock. A BJ ain't the same if they don't.

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This is news that is not only to be believed, but should make headlines every day.

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Originally Posted by stormy

I was dating her actually, we used to play all these wierd games. One of them was called "Stick in the Mud Chicken", where we'd try to see stick our fingers into each other's butt and see who would chicken out first before anyone succeeded. So stuff like this wasn't that unexpected. So when she tried to do that as soon as i could tell i spit it back on her all over her face.

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Well as long as you didn't date an el-e-phant you're ooooooooooookay!

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Originally Posted by Jetman

The poon has strong pull - like a tractor beam.

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That's some funny shit. :lol:

The one time I slept with a woman. I mean, it pretty much cemented the fact that I was gay into my brain, but still. Most awkward night ever.

Aside from that, nothing really. I mean, aside from the usual "slept with an ugly" that everyone's done once or twice and really wishes they could just forget, but I don't have any real interesting stories.

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Originally Posted by stormy

"Stick in the Mud Chicken"

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LOL.

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Originally Posted by Tragic

For me, it's definitly busting on my girl's face. It seemed like a really cool idea until the second my orgasim ended. Then I felt really really bad about it. I guess I just respect(ed) her too much.

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So many of you "guys" are puffs.

And what? You respected her too much to have fun with your sex? God forbid!

Have you learned nothing? Communicate what you want, say it like it's expected and you get anything you want. Be a man.

And there is no i in orgasm.

Man, how can you let your girl know her place if you don't pop on her face? :)

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Originally Posted by Master

there is no i in orgasm.

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But there is an ex in sex.

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

Please enlighten me: How exactly did it fuck up your relationship?

I'm really fucking curious.

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Eh, you know how teenage girls can be. We were buddies, one day we were just hanging out and it happened. Things got really akward after that and soon we just stopped talking altogether. Teenagers are wacky that way.

The one major thing that seperates men and women I think is guilt. Women usually feel it a hell of a lot more than men. And who knows? I really wanted to get laid at the time because, as you know, there's lots of pressure on a kid to "do it" because sex is supposed to be the end-all, be-all of existence and all that bullshit. So maybe I, in turn, made her feel pressured or something. I don't know. All teenagers are retarded. I'm glad I'm not one anymore.